What! Sanzo's A Girl! Chapter 4, a saiyuki fanfic

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Disclaimer: Do I ever own anything?

Summery: What if Sanzo was actually a woman? How long will she able to keep it a secret? And how will the others react when they find out? Read what it would be like if Sanzo was actually a woman!

Pairing: Sanzo x Just about everyone

Note: This is just going to be the basic original story in the books, with a few minor changes.

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//In Tenkai//

"Master Bosatsu. Why make those four travel on land?" Jiroushin asked his master, the Kanzeon Bostatsu, who was reading the paper. "Going to India is far faster by sky."

"The point of the journey isn't to get to India.." said the goddess, not looking at him. "To achieve their true potential, they must learn to work together. By overcoming hardships as a team, they grow stronger and tighter." Jiroushin let out a breath.

"There is such wisdom is your foresight, master." he said.

"Nah, I'm just kidding." Kanzeon said. "It's just more fun this way!" Jiroushin twitched.

"Ka... Kanzeon Bostatsu..."

//Back on Earth//

The demon that was attacking the temple laughed maniacally as Yo, who was hiding, shook violently.

"Gya, ha, ha, ha, HAA! Come on out, Sanzo! Bring your traitorous friends! All this waiting is making me hungry." he laughed. Yo, who had watched all his fellow monks die, cowered in a corner, covering his ears.

"Feh... How boring. There's only one stinking guy this time." said Gojyo as he stood on top of a Buddha statue with Goku, and Hakkai. "At least the last bunch had a few chicks."

"Heh. So you're the Yokai traitors? By Lord Kougaiji's orders, you shall die with the Sanzo. Prepare to meet your doom!" boasted the Demon.

"Oy. What do you guys think?" asked Gojyo.

"His attitude makes me sick. Minus 20 points." said Goku.

"Poor maniacal laugh. Minus 15." said Hakkai. Clearly they were not impressed.

"Wha? What is this? You dare make fun of me?!"

"Ew! His teeth are yellow. Minus 5 more." sneered Goku.

"RRGH! Dead! You're dead!" the demon yelled, throwing his ax at Gojyo. It missed him by a foot. Gojyo smirked.

"I'll give him points for guts." he said. Then he pulled the ax out of the wall, threw it to the ground then kneed the demon in the face. The demon stumbled back with a bloody nose. Then Goku kicked him in his chin making him fall back.

'I...I couldn't even see them coming! How can they be so fast?!' wondered the demon as he fell to the ground.

"Oh dear." said Hakkai with glowing back ground. "After all that build up, don't tell me that's the best you can do."

"What a sweet heart." said Gojyo.

These people aren't normal!' the demon thought as he looked up at the four of them.

"What a weenie." said Goku. The demon growled.

"Damn you!" he yelled as he began to throw rocks at them.

"Hey! That's cheating!" yelled Goku.

"Please get down!" said Hakkai as he stood in front of him and Gojyo. Then he put up a barrier that protected them from the flying stones. "Just as I thought. My concentrated chi created a barrier. I got the idea when were fighting the spider woman. Seems to work." said Hakkai as he saluted.

'Such huge chi! And to be able to focus it into a barrier so quickly...' thought the demon.

"Cool, Hakkai!" Show me how to do that!" said Goku eagerly.

"It takes concentration. You wouldn't like it." said Hakkai with a smile.

'And those two... the power limiter keep them in human form... but they also decrease their power. If they took them off... How strong are these guys?!' wondered the demon frantically.

"Ah, but he who strikes first, strikes last!" he yelled. "I'll show you my true power!" Suddenly out of the demons arm a sword appeared.

"Oh, so that explains the missing sleeve." said Hakkai.

"Hmph. And I just thought he had no fashion sense." said Gojyo.

"Nyoi-Bo!!" said Goku as he summoned his rod. He used it to block as the demon attacked Goku with his sword arm. The sword actually managed to put a dent in his rod. Goku slid back.

"Such insanely strong power!" he said, wide eyed.

"When you say that, it must mean the end." said Gojyo.

"I'll take you all down together!" boasted the demon as he started forward. Suddenly Sanzo appeared in front of him, grabbed the sword arm and then with a smirk, punched him and sent him flying.

"Falls down like an idiot. Minus 40 points." she said as the demon fell to the ground.

"Sanzo!" said Goku.

"He's lost a total of 80 points." said Hakkai pleasantly, referring to the demon.

"Way to snatch the prime hit, greedy bastard." said Gojyo as he put an arm on Sanzo's shoulder. "I was doing fine without ya."

"I could tell." said Sanzo as she pushed Gojyo's arm off. Then she walked over to the demon. She tipped his face up with her foot. "They really underestimated us if they think a moron like you could bring us down. You work for Kougaiji?"she asked. "Why revive Gyumaho? Who's behind it?" The demon chuckled.

"You stink of blood, priest. How many people died at your hands?" he sneered. "And to think that such a filthy wretch could be given the title 'Sanzo'."

"Bad manners. Minus 20 points." growled Sanzo, eyes glowing a little.

"You son of a bitch." growled the demon. "You don't get to tell me when to die!" Suddenly Hakkai gasped,

"Sanzo! Get back!" Just then the demon self-destructed itself. A piece of flying ruble came flying by and scratched Sanzo's cheek.

"He self destructed?!" exclaimed Goku.

"What the hell?!" hissed Gojyo. Then Goku ran over to Sanzo.

"You all right, Sanzo?!" Goku asked.

"Yeah. It's nothing serious." Sanzo assured him as she flicked some blood off her cheek, from the small scratch. Then she looked at what was left of the demon.

'He'd rather die than talk apparently. It's unusual to see such loyalty in someone so low in the chain. Just who is this Kougaiji?' she wondered. Then Hakkai went over to Yo, who was trembling.

"Are you hurt?" he asked gently. Yo didn't speak at first. Then he looked at them with big, frighten eyes and asked,

"You... Who are you people?!" No one replied. Yo continued.

"He said... You've spilt blood. You dare take refuge in our temple with such unclean souls?!"

"Excuse me! It's kill or be killed! We didn't have any choice!" yelled Goku.

"We understand that killing is wrong, but--" Hakkai tried to reason.

"Of course it's wrong! Regardless of the reason the act of taking a life is Blasphemy against Buddha!" Yo yelled.

"Hey." said Sanzo suddenly, her voice in a low, strong tone. "Do you really believe what you're saying? How can you say that after watching so many of your friends die? If you're looking for a shortcut to God, you're welcome to join your friends." she told Yo. "Anyone can become a martyr. Dying's easy. Just look at your friends there." Yo fell to his knees.

"I hate to disappoint you, kid..." said Gojyo as he lit a cigarette and stood with his friends. "But we're still alive." The whole Sanzo gang looked so magnificent in the light of the rising sun.

//The Next day//

"If you head northwest from here you should reach level ground by evening. Traveling by jeep, it shouldn't be long until you hit the next town." the head priest told the Sanzo party the next day as they stood outside the temple gates.

"Sorry for the trouble." said Hakkai.

"Please don't apologize. This shock has awoken us to our weaknesses." said the head priest. "The deaths of our brethren will not be in vain."

'Oh yeah?' thought Sanzo.

"Please forgive our rudeness!" said a monk.

"Please don't worry about it." assured Hakkai. "A little purity is good for them. No, really."

"You saying I'm corrupt?" asked Sanzo with a twitch and a growl. Then Yo suddenly stepped forward and looked up at Sanzo.

"Great Sanzo. When your journey is completed, could you visit this temple again?" he asked. "I'd like it... If you could teach me Mahjong." Sanzo smiled a little.

"I'll see what I can do." she said.

"Yeah, better to learn from Sanzo than Gojyo." said Goku. "Priest or not, Gojyo wouldn't hesitate to clean you out."

"Hey! Like you're a little Angel!" growled Gojyo. "I'm not going to get told off by some whiny monkey."

"Here we go." said Hakkai. He waved as they started to leave. Yo smiled after them.

'Thank you... Priest Sanzo.' he thought as he watched them leave.

//Meanwhile//

Tsuki, who hiding on cavern rock, smiled as she watched the Sanzo party move out.

"The journey has only begun, little Kozen and things are already fun. Oh, that's right... You're Genjyo Sanzo now. Well, ether way it doesn't matter. After all... They're only names." she said as she smiled mischievously. "Before this journey ends not only will you reveal the real you... But you will also come to accept it. After all... How can other be expected to accept you if you don't accept yourself? Oh, my dear little ray of sun..." she said. Suddenly she turned into a man with long purple hair and deep amethyst eyes. He was wearing a black jacket, a grey shirt, a loose black tie, and long black jeans with a black medallion on a silver chain and a silver shoulder ring. "Secrets, even you don't know shall be revealed. My, dear Kozen... Things have only begun to get interesting." He looked up at the sky. "Right... Goddess?"

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GWNL: Well, it seems Tsuki has a few secrets of his or her own. It's really great to know that some is reading this! For awhile I thought I would just be writing this for myself!

Sanzo: Why am I girl?

GWNL: Because you're my favorite character, therefore I must torture– I mean "play" with you more!