Summary: A five year old Naruto is stabbed through the gut and left for dead in the forest. Will he survive?
Disclaimer: Don't. Own. Naruto.
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Kyuubi's Legacy
Chapter Three: The Class Learns Henge no jutsu! Naruto Fakes a Flunking!
To say that Iruka was pissed, that would be a MAJOR understatement. He was beyond pissed… pissed times infinity plus 51... Maybe. Yes… And what was the cause of this anger?
Uzumaki Naruto and..
Daichi the fox…
Yes…
The reason?
Well, let's see… Iruka was having a terrible day all ready. He over slept slightly, didn't eat breakfast, fell face first into a puddle of mud on his way to school… And now, he found the classroom in ruins.
Miles of toilet paper were strung around the room, covering desks, chairs and the floor. The room had been sprayed down with many colors of silly string, to where it almost completely covered the walls, and the fifty or so empty cans littered the floor. Covering the ceiling and floor were a few brightly painted symbols, all Kanji for Kitsune, A few cans of spray paint laid discarded, along with the empty cans of Silly String.
To top it off, when Iruka had opened the door, he had been doused in a thick, light red mixture of red tomato sauce and pink, bubblegum flavored toothpaste, mixes with chunks of multicolored clay. And when he had sat down at his desk, without looking where he was sitting, he sat down upon several SHARP tacks. A few seconds later, the whole chair collapsed under him, leaving the EXTREMELY pissed Iruka on the floor.
And worst of all, at the very second, almost all of the students entered the classroom, where the promptly, burst into laughter.
But who wouldn't laugh if they saw their classroom TP-ed and cover in silly string and their teacher doused in a funky mixture of tomato sauce, tooth paste and claw, lying on the floor with tacks in his ass and a crumpled chair underneath him…
Naruto laughed the hardest, and walked into the far corner of the room.. He grabbed a dangling rope, which Iruka had failed to notice, and gave in a good, hard yank.
Iruka looked up, just in time to see a bucket of fluffy white feathers being dumped on his head…
And the class laughed even louder.
Iruka looked kinda like a chicken now.. He was covered from head to toe in a funky red mixture and white feathers, with tacks in his ass and a very pissed expression on his face. The classroom had been vandalized with toilet paper, silly string and spray paint.
And tumbling from bucket where the feathers had fallen from, a white card with a silver fox head outlined on the front fell onto Iruka's chest.
"NARUTO!!!"
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The floor was still littered with toilet paper, and the walls were still littered with silly string, but careful measures had been made to clear all chairs and desks of the materials.
Iruka stood at the front of the class, addressing the class on the matter. He was still covered the tomato sauce goop and the white feathers, but he had managed to get it off of his face and was in the process of picking it out of his hair.
"Okay… Who did this…!?!?" Iruka growled, holding up the white calling car left at the crime scene.
The class remained silent… All except Naruto, who was behind everyone else, snickering to himself, quietly.
Iruka knew full well that it had been Naruto who had done it… It didn't take a genius to figure it out… But Iruka decided that he'd let Naruto confess it himself… Hopefully he would humiliate himself in the process.
But all he had succeeded in was humiliating himself in front of his whole class, the culprit included.
Yup, He'd been caught.
No more games.
Time to run!
Naruto made a dash toward the door, but was caught by the color of his shirt by Iruka.
"It was you, wasn't it, Uzumaki Naruto?"
Naruto gulped and played innocent.
"Nooooo…. Why would you think that, sensei?" Naruto said in a fake innocent voice.
"Grr… Don't play dumb. It doesn't take an idiot to figure out that you did it, " Iruka said, putting the white calling card in front of Naruto's face. The silver fox head outlined on the front was the exact same one embroidered on the front of Naruto's shirt.
"Ehhehheh… About that…" Naruto gulped, sweating profusely.
"Naruto…"
"Okay… I did it, I did it… But I didn't do it alone…" Naruto said.
"Oh…? Who helped you in the….prank..?" Iruka asked.
"My.. Guardian… Daichi.." Naruto said, hoping that Daichi wasn't listening from outside as he usually did.
"Daichi?"
"Yeah… He's like taller then me and wears a weird black trench coat and a red bandanna… He was here yesterday during recess…" Naruto explained, trying to cut his punishment a little.
"That guy that smelled like foxes reading that little orange book!?" Kiba yelled out.
Naruto nodded.
"Yeah, that's the one," Naruto said.
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The room was still a mess and Iruka was still mess.
Naruto had learned of his punishment, an oral quiz, which he had passed with flying colors and now class had started.
"Okay… Sorry about that class…" Iruka said, glaring at Naruto, "Now, we can finally start class as intended."
"Finally.." A few voices among the students said, others couldn't care less, and others, Shikamaru, for example, was asleep and wasn't paying any attention, what-so-ever..
"Today, we will be demonstrating a Henge no Jutsu, a technique that all of you should no by now," Iruka said.
Naruto gulped. The Henge no Jutsu was something that Naruto was good at. In fact, he used it all the time, he was even using it at the moment. It would be a piece of cake, normally….
But he couldn't now… If he performed any jutsu at this time, his current Henge could be lost, revealing his true form to the class, even if only for a few seconds... He couldn't risk it. He would just have to fake a flunk…
Naruto watched as every student went up to the front and executed the jutsu, some perfectly, turning into a perfect replica of Iruka, and others… Not so much….
Now it was his turn to try…
"Uzumaki Naruto!" Iruka called.
Naruto rose from his seat and walked to the front of the room.
He made the appropriate hand seals and even called out "Henge no Jutsu!" but didn't but any chakra into it.
Quickly and stealthily, Naruto grabbed a smoke bomb from his shuriken holster, to give the illusion that something had indeed happed.
But when the smoke dissipated, all that stood was a normal looking Naruto with his hands still in the appropriate seal…
The class burst out laughing at Naruto's tremendous 'failure.'
Naruto growled.
Even though he had meant for it not to work, he still didn't like being laughed at.
"Oi! Shuddup! One day, I'll be the best at this Jutsu and every other!" Naruto yelled, truthfully.
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Little short, but good, eh?
Please tell me what you thought -
Especially about the prank results…
Funny, ne?
NEXT TIME:
Naruto: Don't Fail the Exam
Daichi: two-year time skip… Damn you Time skip…. Oh, and My new look!
Naruto: Shut it Pervy-Kitsune
Risuko: See ya' next time