Postponed? Who says!
By. CreativeJuicesFlowing
Chapter 2: At Lane's Wedding
A/N: Chapter 2!
Lorelai and Luke arrive at the Kim house in proper wedding attire
Lorelai: Well they really dressed up the place didn't they?
Luke: Yep. Hey I thought Lane's family was Seveth Day Adventist, isn't this a Buddist wedding?
Lorelai: It would appear so.
People start to gather in the wedding area
Lorelai: Looks like they're starting, we should go and find a spot to stand.
Luke: Ok
Lorelai thinks she may have messed something up when she asked about the wedding because Luke is acting like a jerk (again) The wedding goes by smoothly and The other Mrs. Kim has just left.
Mrs. Kim: GO!
All of everybody starts running towards the church except Luke and Lorelai.
Rory: Why aren't you guys running?
Lorelai: Should we be?
Rory: Yes!
Luke: Why?
Rory: 58 seats and 62 koreans thats why!
Lorelai: Oh shit! Come on Luke!
Luke: No I think i'm gonna go down to the diner and get some things taken care of.
Lorelai makes a sad face, Luke feels bad, yadda yadda yadda. Now lets get on with the exciting part.
Lorelai: Ok. I'll see you later.
Luke: Yep.
Lorelai walks to the wedding alone and depressed. Luckily, Sookie Jackson and Ms. Patty have saved her a seat. After the wedding, everybody is at the reception. The Yummy Bartenders have already gone and Lorlelai drinks all of the tequila. Oh, boy. No Brian and Rory have made their toasts and Lorelai is on her way up to the mic.
Lorelai: Hello everybody, some of you know me as Lorelai Gilmore and some of you know me as Cher. I'd just like you all to know how happy I am that Lane has gotten married. I mean I can't even get married. I can ask a guy to marry me and he'll say yes, but his daughter will show up out of nowhere, and screw everything up.
Luke. who has decided to join the party, walks up and hears Lorelai's speech. Realizing she is really tanked up, he goes to save her from more 'toast humiliation'.
Lorelai: Hey, Luke. Hey everybody meet the man I am not marrying on June 3rd. Lucas Danes everybody! Luke, so glad you decided to join the party!
Luke: Come on Lorelai, I think it's time to go home.
Lorelai: No, Luke the party is just getting started! How about we play some poker, whos with me? Noone? Oh well, your loss. How about Limbo! Wow such a lively audience, you guys are party animals! In fact, I am starting a club for Super Cool Party People only, and all of you are invited to join!
Luke: Lorelai, come on how about we go get some coffee.
Lorelai: Ok, Luke cause you know how much I love coffee. Well bye everybody. SUPER COOL PART PEOPLE BID YOU SUPER COOL ADIEU!
The next day Lorelai is sober and battling a massive hangover. Luke come into the bedroom where Lorelai was sleeping but has just woken up .
Luke: Good morning Lorelai, how did you sleep?
Lorelai: Do you have to talk so loud?
Luke: Ok, then, i'll take that as a no. I brought you some asprin and a glass of water.
Lorelai: Your an angel Luke.
Luke: Thanks. So do you remember any of what happened last night at the wedding?
Lorelai: Yes, as I recall, Lane and Zach got married.
Luke: Do you remember what happened at the reception?
Lorelai: I drank a lot.
Luke: Exactly. Lorelai you practicly belted out that i'm not going to marry you.
Lorelai: I did?
Luke: Yes you did.
Lorelai: Luke quit yelling at me I was DRUNK!
Luke: So what, this morning when I walked into doose's to got some asprin, Babette and Ms. Patty glared daggers at me! Now normally I don't give a damn what Babette, and Ms. Patty do, but they have never in my life, aside from the time you and I broke up, glared at me.
Lorelai: WELL ITS TRUE YOUR NEVER GOING TO MARRY ME. EVERYTIME I ASK YOU ABOUT THE WEDDING OR MENTION THE WEDDING, YOU BLOW ME OFF! LATELY, LUKE YOU HAVE BEEN ACTING LIKE A REAL JERK!
Luke: I AM NOT ACTING LIKE A JERK! IF ANYONE IS ACTING LIKE A JERK, ITS YOU. I'VE SAID THIS TIME AFTER TIME BUT IT DOESN'T SEEM TO GO THROUGH YOUR THICK HEAD, THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU! IT WAS YOUR IDEA TO POSTPONE THE WEDDING!
Lorelai: Luke I need to get to the inn and you need to get to the diner.
Luke: Fine by me!
Lorelai: Ok, then bye.
Luke: Bye!
End scene
A/N: So there was chapter 2! Hope u liked it. PLeas review and tell me what you think. Yes I mean you!
