I'm being nice by give you another chapter, but if you want the next one, I want at least 5 reviews!(It not that much to ask, is it? Q.Q). And the next is extremely funny!
Oh, and to answer taiteilijan666's question, I'm sure Sanzo has very high endurance since from what I can figure he was attacked a lot when he was a kid. And I'm pretty sure Hakkai bullies him into eating.
As for the healing pretty fast thing, I have no clue. Maybe he's some kind of Magebut doesn't know it because he was thrown into a river as a baby.(It could happen! I mean he's obviously good with seals! Like Goku's limiter. The Goddess said that only the gods have materials to make a limiter capable of restraining Goku's powers, and yet Sanzo can make a limiter to seal Goku's powers. So he could be a mage! Or he has god powers. Ether way, he's no normal human! I know that much!)
Tsuki: GWNL. The people in white are here.
GWNL: You'll never take me alive! Hides in closet
Disclaimer: Do I ever own anything?
Summery: What if Sanzo was actually a woman? How long will she able to keep it a secret? And how will the others react when they find out? Read what it would be like if Sanzo was actually a woman!
Pairing: Sanzo x Just about everyone
Note: This is just going to be the basic original story in the books, with a few minor changes.
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"And forward we move." said Chin Yisou. "It seem I'm running out of friends to chase."
"Knock yourself out." said Sanzo.
"Hey! Scumwad!" growled Goku. "If you try an' bother Sanzo... You won't get away with it!"
Chin Yisou chuckled.
"My, my. Your pets are very loyal. And yet..." He threw Mahjong sticks at Goku. "He'd better watch his bark." he said as the sticks pierced Goku's leg.
"Ow!" Goku exclaimed.
"Goku?!"
"That's quite the tough guy act, when you can barely stand." chuckled Chin Yisou.
"Wait, you really broke your leg?" asked Sanzo. She didn't believe it at first.
"That's what I said before, jerk!" yelled Goku.
"Heeey. Your leg's bent funny." said Gojyo.
"...Sanzo." whispered Hakkai to Sanzo. "Let's split up."
"Hm? All right." said Sanzo.
'Gojyo probably hasn't fully recovered from last night. And Goku's grounded for a bit. It'll be too dangerous if she fights.' he thought. 'In that case.'
She shot at Chin Yisou, who vanished before the bullets could hit him.
"It's a little late for a surprise attack, isn't it?" Chin Yisou asked.
"We can do without your advice!" said Hakkai as he summoned a chi ball. He blasted Chin Yisou through a tree.
"We're going, Hakkai!" Sanzo yelled as she began to run.
"Gojyo– Take care of Goku!" Hakkai yelled as he ran after him.
"Wha? Sons of... Rrgh! They actually ditched us!" yelled Gojyo.
"Hey, No fair!" yelled Goku.
"That guy's not gonna be to beat. Move, Monkey." said Gojyo as he lifted Goku on to his back.
"Yah!" Goku exclaimed in surprise. Gojyo's chest gave a sting. "Gojyo?" said Goku. Then he realized something. "Hang on. You're still hurt from yesterday?" Gojyo didn't reply. "YA BIG BABY! We're gonna lose 'em!" Goku yelled.
"Shut yer yap. I'm not a monkey with a broken ass." growled Gojyo.
"That's not what's broke! An' quit callin' me monkey, kappa!"
//With the other two//
Sanzo and Hakkai ran through the forest with Chin Yisou followin them in the trees.
"Oh? So you plan to draw me from the wounded. Hoo, Hoo. Very well." he said, amused. "Your optimism will prove fatal!"
"Could you be more annoying?" growled Sanzo. "You want me, right? You'd better not miss."
She and Hakkai ran through the forest for a long time, then they came to a stop.
"Did we lose him?" Sanzo asked, panting. Hakkai just panted.
"...This is bad. I'm worried about Goku and Gojyo." he said.
"Don't be. Knowing them, they're probably nearby. They're like leeches." said Sanzo. Hakkai laughed. Then Sanzo said seriously, "You know what he wants, don't you? He's going to try and kill me in front of you."
"Yes... You're probably right." said Hakkai as leaned against a tree.
"What's with the additude? You don't actually think he can kill me, do you? Even if he did, what's the big deal? It's not like I matter." Sanzo said the last part quietly, but Sanzo heard her.
"Hm? That's not true, Sanzo. You matter very much to me." said Hakkai. Sanzo was quiet as she stuck a cigarette in her mouth.
"...You're too kind for your own good Hakkai." she said as she clicked her lighter.
"You know you've been smoking more lately." said Hakkai.
"Life gets more aggravating by the day." she replied shortly.
"Are you being sarcastic?"
"Do you understand spoken language?"
"Sanzo." said Hakkai after a few minutes.
"What? Ask a stupid question, and I'm afraid I'll have to kill you." Sanzo said as she blew a little smoke.
"Ah. Maybe I won't ask, then." said Hakkai with his usual smile.
"Are you trying to pick a fight?" Sanzo asked as she glared at him.
"I just wonder." he said. "Maybe I shouldn't be here after all."
"...See? That was stupid. Now I'm gonna have to kill you." said Sanzo as she tapped her cigarette. "Don't ask stuff you don't believe. If you don't think you should be here then why are you?" Hakkai didn't reply, so she continued. "You're searching for something, aren't you?"
"...I don't know. Maybe." he said. Sanzo sighed as she took a puff of smoke.
"I know you won't betray me Hakkai. Right?" she said. Hakkai looked at the ground.
"That's not fair... Sanzo."
'I certainly don't have a choice. I could never betray him when he puts it like that.'
Sanzo smirked to herself.
"Since when have I ever been fair?" she asked.
They waited a while and found it was to quiet.
"...It's too quiet." Sanzo said.
"Yes. Unnaturally so." agreed Hakkai.
"I guess he's finally showing." said and as she dropped her cigarette and stepped on it. Then she aimed her gun towards a spot where she heard a rustle. But just then Mahjong sticks rained from the tree they were under. They dodged them.
"Above us?!" exclaimed Sanzo.
"When did he--" started Hakkai.
"Hoo, hoo, hoo! Not bad, if I do say so myself. Having fun? It looks like it's time for our final chat." said Chin Yisou as he sat on a tree branch. Sanzo and Hakkai looked up at him. "Anyway, I take it you know of Cho Gonou's past?" he asked Sanzo.
"So?" said Sanzo.
"And you know, of course, of his pointless murdering for his twisted love affair?"
"And? Are you going somewhere with this?" Sanzo sighed in frustration. Chin Yisou chuckled.
"What good friends, Cho Gonou. I'm moved." he said as he jumped down from the tree. "You really do have something worth losing." Hakkai closed his eyes as he looked at the ground.
"I don't care what you have to say to me. I'll take it." he said as he stepped in front of Sanzo. "But I'll never allow you... To lay a finger on these men again." Chin Yisou gave a evil grin.
"Is that so? Well then." he said. "If I don't touch them, everything should be all right."
"What?" said Hakkai.
"Everything to this point was nothing more than fore play. Do show me, Cho Gonou." said Chin Yisou. Then his eyes and they glowed hypnotically. "I want you face twisted in painful pleasure."
Just then Hakkai as if someone was entering his mind.
'He can't be...' he thought as he clutched his head. He began to scream in agony. 'No! Please!'
"Hakkai?! What the hell did he--" Sanzo started.
"GET AWAY FROM ME!" Hakkai suddenly yelled.
"What?" breathed Sanzo. Just then Hakkai pinned Sanzo to the ground and began to strangle her. Sanzo gasped in shock and Hakkai could only watch as his arms moved on his own.
"My arms..." he breathed.
'I can't control them!'
"You truly are a fragile being." said Chin Yisou from behind him. "It's blissfully easy to enter a gap in your heart."
"S-stop it!" gasped Hakkai.
"Why? You have no objections to murder." taunted Chin Yisou. "Think of it as a single addition... To the long list of deaths you have on your soul."
As Hakkai strangled Sanzo he remembered his past.
"...Perhaps you remember now. About me, I mean." Chin Yisou said. Sanzo choked a little as silva dripped down her mouth. Hakkai stared in horror. He wanted to stop himself, but he couldn't. Chin Yisou continued. "I was there when you were reborn, yes?"
"B-but you should be dead! I killed you! I know I did!" yelled Hakkai.
"Indeed. You ripped me apart quite masterfully. But there was a moment before I passed. And in that moment... I planted this. Right inside the wound you created. Clever, yes?" said ChinYisou. "And do you know why I did such a thing?"
'Then he turned his own corpse... into a Shikigami?'
"I wanted to see you again, Cho Gonou." continued Chin Yisou. "I've never been truly attached to anything. You're the first person in my life I've taken an interest in."
"Stop... Please!" Hakkai begged as his grip on Sanzo's throat tightened. But Chin Yisou ignored his pleas.
"I want to see your features twist in insanity."
"No!"
"To hear your desperate cries..."
"Please, stop!"
"I want to clutch and destroy it all." Suddenly Sanzo went limp, blood was trailing out of her mouth. Hakkai stared at her.
"San...zo...?" he breathed. Sanzo didn't move. Hakkai shook violently as he stared at his hands then clutched his head and screamed loudly in agony,
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Chin Yisou heard something in the trees suddenly.
"Oh. It seems your friends are here." he said to Hakkai. Hakkai didn't answer. He just sweated violently. "You're without the will to move? Then please, allow me. Come. Let's lose everything." he said as he kissed Hakkai's hand. Hakkai's eyes went blank.
Then Goku and Gojyo came running out of the bushes.
"Hey! There he is!" Gojyo yelled. "Hakkai, you oka--" Then he saw Sanzo. "Sanzo?!"
"Sanzo! What did he..." Goku asked. "What the hell's going?!"
"I... I k-killed him." said Hakkai suddenly.
"Huh?" said Goku. Just then Hakkai attacked Goku.
"Hakkai, what're you doing?!" yelled Gojyo.
"I wouldn't bother talking to him at this point. He's one of my dolls now." said Chin Yisou as Hakkai summoned a chi ball. "See?"
Hakkai got ready to throw the chi bal at Goku.
"Don't! Hakkai!" yelled Gojyo. Suddenly Hakkai threw the chi ball at Chin Yisou.
"What's this? You're still of your own mind?!" Chin Yisou exclaimed. Just the back of Sanzo's gun appeared at the back of his head.
"He's not the one out of his mind." Sanzo said as she shot him.
"Sanzo! Wait, you were fakin'?" exclaimed Goku. "Grr... You can't do that to us."
"I thought so. Damn." said Gojyo.
"Shut your mouth." growled Sanzo, who was embarrassed.
"Sorry for causing such a fuss!" said Hakkai, back to normal. Chin Yisou slowly stood.
"Ah. So you followed Cho Gonou's spontaneous directing?" he asked.
"Th-there's a hole in his head! Zombie, eeew!" said Goku from behind Sanzo.
"He wasn't putting much effort into strangling me. But beside that..." said Sanzo as she wiped blood from her lip. "If he were ever forced to really kill me... He'd sooner bite his tongue and die."
"Oh no, Sanzo. It was all your wonderful acting." said Hakkai. "I honestly thought I'd killed you. Ha, ha." Sanzo glared at him.
"...Now you're asking for death." said Sanzo as she glared at him.
"So my spell didn't affect you." continued Chin Yisou.
"Well, you said so yourself. It's simple to enter a gap in the heart. Unfortunately, my heart isn't big enough to have any gaps. Well. It would appear that you estimation of me was royally screwed up." said Hakkai as he got into a fight position. "Allow me to humbly send you on your way once more." Chin Yisou chuckled.
"Try what you will... But do you honestly think you can kill me with chi? I'm not sure. Perhaps if you remove your limiter to fight me. For old times' sake." he said. Hakkai charged forward.
"Hakkai!" Goku yelled. He started forward, but Sanzo stopped him. Chin Yisou laughed.
"You've truly lost your mind this time!" Suddenly Hakkai grabbed his wrist.
"I don't need to remove my limiter. Manipulating chi... has it's uses." he said coldly. "Three years ago... I tore you open around... here, am I right?" He punched through Chin Yisou and grabbed the mahjong tile.
"...Cho... Go...nou...?" hacked Chin Yisou.
"I'm afraid you're mistaken." said Hakkai as he crushed the Mahjong tile and ripped his hand out of Chin Yisou. "My name... is Cho Hakkai."
Chin Yisou grabbed Hakkai's shoulder.
"...R-really. I'm disappointed in y-you."
"Thank you kindly." said Hakkai.
"T thought this would be more f-fun." Chin Yisou said as he began to rot.
"Unfortunately, these days I've gotten tired of masochism. The people around me have been an influence, you see." Hakkai told him. "However red my hands may be stained... Blood can always be washed away. That's how we live. All of us." Chin Yisou chuckled.
"Ha, ha... Is it, now? ...I truly hate you from the bottom of my heart. Cho Hakkai." said Chin Yisou as he looked up at Hakkai. "You're nothing but a hypocrite. You only smell like the living."
Hakkai dropped his wrist.
"What coincidence. I hate you, too. Because unlike you... I'm not without a past or a future." he said as Chin Yisou faded into dust.
//Later//
"Oi! Leach Kappa! Hands off the goods!" yelled Goku, who's broken leg was in a cast. "I said cut it out!"
"Hee, hee. It looks... smashing." said Gojyo, who wrote 'Stupidest Monkey in Existence' on Goku's cast.
"Why, you...! Thanks a lot, you dumb kappa!"
"Silence or death." growled Sanzo who reading the paper.
"I feel better about everything." said Gojyo as he walked over to Hakkai, who was sitting on the hood of Jeep, while reading the map.
"You seem well. And how are your injuries?" Hakkai asked.
"I'm yough. Y'know– Heart dick, the works." replied Gojyo. "What about you? You look like you're the one who got a limb ripped." said Gojyo as he lit a smoke.
"Well, maybe. In a way, he was like a part of me." said Hakkai. "He was a bit like an apparition of myself... Who dragged my past along behind." Gojyo was quiet then he said,
"About the other day. You asked why I helped you, right? That time, three years ago... I remembered how you looked up at me through the rain. I swear your eyes asked me to kill you. That's why I helped you." He chuckled as he pulled out a smoke. "I'm an ass. If a guy wants to die that bad, I'm not just gonna let 'im." Hakkai stared at him.
"Gojyo..." he said.
"So now what? You don't look like you're waiting for death."
"Oh. I guess I'm not, now." said Hakkai. Then he stared at his hand. "Look at it. It would be nice if my lifeline was a little longer."
'If you'll forgive me, Kanan– For just a little while... I would like to live for my own sake.' he thought.
"Wassat? Hakkai's got a short lifeline?" asked Goku as he appeared behind them.
"Eek! You surprised me!" exclaimed Hakkai.
"Well, here. I can fix it." said Goku. He pulled out a marker and drew a long line on Hakkai's hand.
"Oi, chimp. Pick up your trash, or I trash you." Sanzo called suddenly, holding her fan threateningly.
"Ah, crap." said Goku. He ran over to pick up his mess. Gojyo chuckled after him.
"Moron." chuckled Gojyo. Hakkai stared at his hand.
"Oh dear." he said suddenly.
"Nn?"
"This is permanent ink."
"Permanent. Yeah." said Gojyo.
"I suppose it won't be coming off."
"Nah, I guess not." said Gojyo. "...You got a problem with that?" Hakkai put his hand to his eyes.
"...I suppose I don't." he said.
//In Heaven//
"Blood can be washed. But people spill more blood in order to live. Living by pretty words alone is deception, after all." said Jiroushin.
"Jiroushin. Do you know why gods like us live in the Heavens?" The Kanzeon suddenly asked. "It's not to look down, hon. We're only ment to watch."
'Don't stop... Even if your path is made of corpses.'
"We can see the ones who were born to live."