Well, here's the next chapter even though I got only 4 reviews(not counting mine.). And I know you all want me to reveal Sanzo's secret, but you know what? I don't feel like revealing it just yet. Now I know I'm being cruel, but hey! I got no friends except for one who goes to school all the time(Note: I'm home schooled.)and actually has a life, and my family is driving me nuts, and my own house is trying to kill me!(You want mercy, go to the Merciful Goddess.).
I'm lonely people!! It won't kill ya to review my stories!
Oh, and to answer Lenalee's question, I'm going by the manga's story line, not the anime, so there won't be much mention of Homura.(Sorry Homura fans.)and I might make a new ending, I don't know. It depends on how I feel.
Disclaimer: Do I ever own anything?
Summery: What if Sanzo was actually a woman? How long will she able to keep it a secret? And how will the others react when they find out? Read what it would be like if Sanzo was actually a woman!
Pairing: Sanzo x Just about everyone
Note: This is just going to be the basic original story in the books, with a few minor changes. And in this chapter there's a little of LOTRs And Chrono Crusade
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Sanzo cursed to herself as she shot a demon.
"Damn. Are we in a campaign week I wasn't aware of?" she growled. Today was the third day straight that they had been attacked by demons, and it was getting annoying.
"This is the third day in a row." said Gojyo as he smoked a cigarette. "The 'Kill Sanzo and company with fervor and zeal' tour. I at least want a tour guide with some T&A."
"Hey! Tours come with food, don't they?" asked Goku.
Hakkai laughed.
"Perhaps the whole issue of 'Food' is where our part comes in."
"Eeew. I don't get eaten– I eat." said Goku.
"So what's the guest list?" asked Gojyo.
"20 couples or so. Quite a party." said Hakkai.
"All right, Goku. How many do we each get?" asked Sanzo as she threw his cigarette down.
"Um... Right! 'Bout ten apiece!" answered Goku.
"Very well done!" said Hakkai.
//Meanwhile//
Tsuki sat under a tree lazily reading a map. Right now she looked just like she did when she first met Sanzo.
"Let's see... The Sanzo party will be coming right through here tomorrow right after they kill the demons coming after them. Then they'll see the cliff, which Jeep won't be able to drive over, and then Kenren, er, Gojyo, will make a bet to see who can get over it first, and then when Sanzo is alone, we can spend some quality time together! I just hope it doesn't end up like 500 years ago." she said cheerfully.
//Back to the Sanzo party//
"Yaaay! I'm all done!" said Goku as he finished beating his demons.
"Look at that. Those who specialize in eating do have abnormal strength. Wouldn't you agree?" said Hakkai as he elbowed two demons in the chins. "Oh, and I may be a bit late saying this, but I specialize in cooking."
"Your mood's gone up a few notches." said Sanzo. Then she shot the last demon. "That's the last one."
"Hn. Sloppy. That Kougaiji guy's gettin' careless." said Gojyo.
"No kidding." agreed Sanzo.
"Anyways, we've killed every Youkai who's come after us." said Hakkai. "I wonder if they really are Kougaiji's? How funny if we got the wrong people."
"Haven't really thought about that." said Gojyo.
"Ether way, They're different from our other enemies. They die as the deserve." said Sanzo cooly. Suddenly one of the demon's tried to grab Sanzo's scripture, but Gojyo sliced his hand with his weapon.
"Huh? One of you bugger's isn't dead." he said. Sanzo was quiet. "Sanzo?" Sanzo grabbed the demon by his collar.
"Hey. You. Were you just after this sutra? Why? Under whose orders?" he demanded.
"Yeegh! I don't know anything! We were j-just... We're supposed to take the sutra from Genjyo Sanzo!" the demon replied.
"The sutra? Wait, what's going on?" asked Gojyo.
"It's no use, Sanzo." Hakkai told Sanzo. "Cannon fodder don't generally have information."
"...I guess you're right." said Sanzo. Then she shot the demon. "Then die."
"Uh, Sanzo?" said Goku after Sanzo was quiet for awhile.
"No. Nothing's wrong." she said, know what he was going to ask. But she still looked troubled. She remembered what the Sanbution told her. She touched her scripture.
'Could they really...?' she wondered.
//Later//
"It's been over 3 months since we left Chang' an. And still such a ways to go." said Hakkai as he and Sanzo looked the map over.
"We still know nothing about Gyumaoh's revival. We don't have time to screw around here." said Sanzo as he pulled out a smoke.
"That may be." said Hakkai. "But I don't think anything on this journey has been pointless."
"About that..." Sanzo started.
"Sanzo, Hakkai. Check it out." said Goku. They all turned west and saw the setting sun. "Man, lookit the sun! It looks yuuuummy. Like orange juice." Gojyo bonked him on the head.
"Food. Always the food." he said exasperatedly.
"Come to think of it, we're always running towards the sunset." said Hakkai. "Is it early spring already?"
"Hee, hee, hee. Cut it out, man. It's mondo cold." said Gojyo. Sanzo didn't say anything.
'Nothing's been pointless, has it?'she thought.
"Everybody move it." she finally said. "If we don't make it to a town tonight, we're camping."
"Ah, and we're out of food." added Hakkai.
"Whaa?!" exclaimed Goku.
"Damn. The monkey cares more about food than sex." said Gojyo.
"Is that so terrible?" asked Hakkai.
"Just get going." said Sanzo. "As long as you're alive... There'll be plenty of sunsets for you to watch."
//The Next Day//
The next day the Sanzo party came to very high cliff. It was surrounded by a forest and was very rough, so Jeep couldn't go over it.
"Well. It appears we will have walk now." said Hakkai.
"Man, there's not even a path for people to walk on." grumbled Gojyo as he rubbed the back of his head.
"Wassa matter, Gojyo? Scared?" teased Goku.
"Who said anything about being scared, ya dumb monkey!" yelled Gojyo.
"Ha! Scaredy cat! Scaredy cat!"
"Why I outta–!" Gojyo started. Suddenly Sanzo shot at them.
"Shut up, or die." she said.
"Why don't you tell us to shut up before you start shooting at us, you crazy monk?!" yelled Gojyo.
"Save your breath for walking, kappa." replied Sanzo.
"Ha! This will be easy for me! I'll be the first to the other side!" said Goku. Gojyo smirked.
"Oh, really? Hey, whatta ya say we place a bet on this?" said Gojyo. "Whoever makes it to the other side has to buy the others BBQ."
"Yeah! I'll go for that!" said Goku as he jumped up and down excitedly.
"What do you think, Sanzo?" asked Hakkai.
"Do whatever you want. Just get going already." said Sanzo already starting to walk away.
"Hey, he's getting ahead! Get back here you cheatin' monk!" yelled Gojyo as he ran after her.
"Wha! Sanzo, no fair! You cheated!" Goku yelled.
//Later//
When Sanzo was finally alone he let out a comfortable sigh. Finally... She was alone.
"Saaaaaaaaannnzooooo!!" Tsuki sang as she suddenly appear in front of Sanzo, hanging upside down by a vine.
Spoke too soon.
"What do you want?" Sanzo asked in her female voice with a twitch.
"My brother and sister to stop fighting, and for my other brother to get a life. But the reason I'm here now, is so we can have a little girl time together!" said Tsuki as she got down.
"I'll pass. I'm still angry at you for my last time as a 'girl'." said Sanzo as she walked passed her.
"Oh, come now! It wasn't that bad! You got information about the revival of Gyumaoh, and you got a date with the demon prince!" Tsuki said cheerfully.
"It was not a date!!" yelled Sanzo angrily as she turned cherry red. Tsuki smirked.
"Oh, really? Then why are you blushing?" she asked as she walked next the angry priest(ess).
"I'm not blushing!" Sanzo snapped.
"You so are! Look! Your cheeks are red!"
"I. Am. Not! It's hot, that's all!" snapped Sanzo as she continued to stomp down the path. Tsuki chuckle.
"You're so cute when you're stubborn!" she said.
"Huh?"
"Oh, nothing." laughed Tsuki. "Just admit it! You had fun that day!"
"I did not!"
"Did too!"
"Did not!"
Just then Sanzo's foot slipped and she started to fall.
"Sanzo! Careful! This hill isn't safe! Wagh! Ahh!" Tsuki yelled as she tried to grab Sanzo, but all she did was end up slipping and falling down the hill with her. They both tumbled down the hill, and into a stream, where Sanzo got pulled under by a downdraft, then finally she fell onto a grassy plain.
"Oww..." Sanzo moaned as she coughed a little. Just then Tsuki fell on top of her! "Ow!" she cried.
"Ooh... Eh, heh... Sorry." said Tsuki sheepishly. Sanzo twitched under her.
"I... Hate... you." she growled. Just then the ground under them gave out and they both fell.
"AHHH!!!!" they both yelled as they fell again. Finally they landed on a solid stone floor.
"Oof!" they exclaimed.
"Ah, man...Where are we?" asked Tsuki as she rubbed her head and looked around.
"Could you get off me, before you worry about it?!" snapped Sanzo from under him.
"Oops! Sorry!" said Tsuki as she got off her. Then Tsuki offered her a hand, which she took as she looked around.
She felt like she had fallen into the Mines of Moria, from the LOTR, except there were no dead bodies and stuff. In fact there was nothing but stone and a odd light that seemed to come from no where.
"Where are we?" Sanzo asked.
"Hmm... It appears to be some kind of ancient under ground city. That was destroyed a long time ago during some kind of war. Although it's been awhile since I've seen one so nicely kept." said Tsuki as she flipped her long black hair behind her. Sanzo looked at her.
"I assume this has happened to you before?" she asked.
"A lot actually. In fact for me this is another Manic Monday(Ugh! Song is stuck in my head now!)for me. Now, if we want to find a way out, we should get moving.
"Why do you get to lead?" Sanzo asked.
"Simple. I have more experience in lost cities than you do. Besides, I called it." said Tsuki simply. Sanzo glared after as she started to walk away.
"I hate you." she growled. Tsuki laughed.
"I love you too, Goldie!" she said. They walked around for hours. Finally Sanzo gave a irritated sigh and growled,
"Great! Just great! Now we're even more lost than before! This is all your fault, Tsuki!"
"It's not my fault! This place is huge!" whined Tsuki.
"Well, thanks to you we're even more lost than before!" Sanzo yelled.
"Okay, Miss not so perfect monk! You get us out of here!" Tsuki retorted.
"Arg! We're never going to get out of here! And it's all your fault!"
"My fault?! You're the one who fell!"
"I wouldn't have fallen if you hadn't bugged me!"
"Oh, please!"
Just then both of their stomachs growled. Tsuki started to laugh.
"Oh, yeah... I never ate lunch. And I take it, nether did you." she said. Sanzo didn't reply. She just looked away, a little red. Damn. Why was she blushing so much, lately? Tsuki patted her on her back.
"Relax! We'll get out of here, eventually." she assured her. "And if not, at least we'll rot together!"
"Rot by yourself." said Sanzo as she started walking again.
"How mean! Hey! Wait up!" Tsuki yelled as she ran after her.
'I wonder if the others are worried...' Sanzo wondered as she walked. 'Like I care ether way.'
//Meanwhile//
Goku sat on top of a rock, waiting for Sanzo with Hakkai right next to him. The bush rustled and suddenly Gojyo came stumbling out of the forest.
"Aw, man! Finally made it!" he said.
"Oh. It's just Gojyo." said Goku.
"What do you mean it's just Gojyo?!" Gojyo yelled. Then he noticed something. "Hey, where's Sanzo?"
"We don't know. He hasn't come out yet." said Hakkai. Gojyo put a hand to his chin and smirked.
"Heh. That means I didn't come in last. Sweet!" he said. "Dinner's on Sanzo."
"This is weird." said Goku as he put his head in his hands. "I just assumed Gojyo would come in last."
"What was that suppose to mean?!" yelled Gojyo.
"Gojyo, please." said Hakkai. Gojyo looked at him, then sighed.
"Whatever. Ether way, dinner's on Sanzo." he said as he laid on the grass.
"I'm a little worried. Sanzo's been acting so strange lately." said Hakkai.
"How so?" asked Gojyo.
"Well... Have you noticed that whenever Sanzo get to himself they are other voices coming from the room? Like one time I heard voices from Sanzo's room, but when I went to check, he was alone."
"Now that I think about... Sanzo does keep to himself a lot. I've never seen him undress in front of us, have you?" asked Gojyo.
"Now that I think about it... But that's probably because he likes privacy." said Hakkai.
"It's weird. I feel like Sanzo's hiding something from me, but I don't know what..." said Goku. Goku had always hated secrets, but he couldn't find out what Sanzo was hiding from him. Gojyo sighed.
"Whatever! It none of our business." he said. Goku sighed.
"I guess." then his stomach growled. "Man, I'm so hungry! Sanzo, hurry up."
//Back to Sanzo//
"Oh, by the way, Sanzo. Watch where you step. Places like this are usually full of..." Tsuki started. Just then her foot seemed to step on some kind of button thing. "Booby traps." she finished without looking down. Just then they heard a loud explosion and the ground began to tumble a bit. They turned around and saw a giant bolder rolling towards them!
"Oh, sh!t!!" they yelled as they began to run, the bolder close on their tail. They ran down the long hall only to almost fall through a trap door! They both managed to grab the edge just in time to keep from falling just as the bolder came zooming over them and into the pit.
"Phew! That was close!" Tsuki sighed in relief as she and Sanzo flipped back up.
"Can it." growled Sanzo.
"Oh, don't be like that! Look, let's jump over the pit. It's not that big." said Tsuki as she walked back a little. Sanzo sighed as did the same as Tsuki. They jumped over the pit only to land on top of another trigger!
They both stared down at the trigger with a sweat drop and a freaked out face.
"Oh, c'mon!!" Tsuki yelled as the trap frenzy began. They had to avoid almost every trap imaginable!
They had to avoid spikes, arrows, flame throwers, lions, tigers, and bear(oh my!), a acid pit, and a creepy salesman!(Don't ask!)
Finally Tsuki had had enough.
"That's enough!!" she yelled. She made her hands glow and slammed them on the ground. There was a loud click and Tsuki smirked in content to herself.
"There! All the traps are disarmed!" she said as she dusted her hands. Sanzo glared at her.
"Why didn't you do that earlier?" she asked.
"Err... It's more fun this way?" said Tsuki. Sanzo twitched, then hit her with her fan.
"Baka!" she yelled.
"OW!" cried Tsuki.
Sanzo sighed to herself as she started to walk again. Man, she was so sore... Just then she walked right into a lake(literally!)!
"WAGH!" she screamed as she fell.
"Sanzo! Are you alright?" asked Tsuki, trying to contain her laughter.
"Oh, yes, I'm great... First I get attacked by demons non-stop for 3 days, then I run into you, Then we slip and fall into a stream, then you fall right on top of me, then the ground collapses and we fall into this under ground city which is rigged with booby traps! Now I'm wet and hungry! Not to mention my smokes are all wet! But, yeah! I'm just fine." Sanzo yelled, her voice dripping with sarcasm.
"Oh, well as long as your fine." teased Tsuki.
"Grr... Just Help me out!" she snarled.
"Alright! Alright! Grab my hand. Whoa! You did that on purpose!" yelled Tsuki as she fell into the lake after her.
"No I didn't! Now stop whining!" Sanzo snapped as they got out of the lake. Just then Sanzo spotted a giant door with ancient writing all over it.
"Hey. Do you know what this says?" Sanzo asked Tsuki.
"Let's see." said Tsuki as she dried her hair. She looked at the writing. "Most of it is worn, but there's something about ancient city, flying, and magic. That would explain why this place is so kept. It's the magic. This is cool. Oh, and there's something about danger on there, but I'm not sure what that means." Sanzo's brows furrowed in thought.
"Hm... Strange." she said.
"Oh, well. Let's see what's behind door number 1, shall we?" said Tsuki as flipped her hair over her shoulder.
"Aren't we lost enough?" asked Sanzo with a sweat drop.
"Well, we'll never get anywhere if we don't move. Now, help me open this door. There appears to be some kind of seal on here..." said Tsuki. Sanzo sighed, then walked over to the door. She touched it and just then it opened. Sanzo stared in shock and Tsuki blinked.
"Oh, yeah. I forgot, you're good with seals."
"Huh?"
"Never mind. Let's just go."
Just then they herd a nose behind them.
"Sanzo... Please tell me that was your stomach." Tsuki said slowly. They turned and saw a giant kraken! Tsuki twitched as Sanzo appeared to wither.
"You've gotta be shitting me." said Tsuki.
"What the hell is that thing?!" yelled Sanzo as she pulled out her gun.
"It's a kraken! What do you think?! Move!" Tsuki yelled as the kraken attacked. The girls just barely dodged.
"What the bloody hell is that doing here?!" yelled Sanzo as she pulled out her gun.
"How should I know!" yelled Tsuki. "Look out!!" Just then the kraken grabbed Sanzo by her leg and yanked her into the air!
"Sanzo!!!" yelled Tsuki.
'Shit! Most of my powers are sealed, so I'm just about useless!' she thought angrily. Sanzo cursed as the kraken swung her around. She aimed her gun and shot the leg that held her.
"Sanzo!" yelled Tsuki. Quickly she slammed his hands on the ground and created a giant hand that caught her.
"Oof!" said Sanzo as she landed on the hand. Tsuki smirked.
'Well, nice to know I'm not completely useless.' she thought. Just then her eyes widened a little.
"Sanzo! Move! Now!"
"Huh? Whoa!" Sanzo exclaimed when she saw a tentacle coming down at you. She quickly rolled out of the way of it and into the water. She held her breath under water. It was dark and Sanzo couldn't see a thing beneath the dark, murky water. Just then something hit her from behind, right out of the water and she skidded on to land.
"Sanzo! Look out!" Trisha yelled again as the tentacle came at her yet again.
'SHIT!!' was all Sanzo could think as it came at her. Tsuki ran over to her and grabbed her just before the kraken could hit her.
"What are we doing?!" yelled Sanzo.
"What the hell does it look like?! We're running, of course!" Tsuki yelled back as they ran. "If we can make it behind the door I'm pretty sure we'll be safe!" They ran in the door and quickly slammed the doors. After they both slammed the doors behind them, they both slid to the ground, back to back.
"That... was close!" panted Tsuki. Suddenly she began to laugh.
"Why're you laughing?" asked Sanzo, although it sounded like a moan.
"I was... worried." she laughed. "I was so afraid... That I would be so useless and I wouldn't be able to do anything. That's pretty stupid, right?"
"...Yes it is. Don't say it again. I haven't known you very long, but as annoying as you are... You're not completely useless." said Sanzo. Tsuki smiled.
"I'll take that as a complement. Thanks, man, er, woman." she said.
"How... How did you that?" Sanzo suddenly asked.
"Hm? Do what?" asked Tsuki as she tilted her head, cutely.
"That... That thing you did back there." Sanzo said. "You know when you created that hand..."
"Oh! You mean magic, eh, well, it's not my greatest work, but... Let's just say it runs through my blood and leave it at that, shall we?" said Tsuki as she stood. "C'mon. We gotta find away out of here. But first check out this room." Sanzo stood and looked around. They seemed to be in some kind of control room.
"Hey! I wonder what this does!" said Tsuki as she walked over to a giant lever.
"Don't touch that!" snapped Sanzo. She didn't know what that lever did, but it couldn't be good.
"Oh, c'mon! What's the worse that could possible happen?" Tsuki said as she pulled the lever. Just then the whole room began to shake so bad, Sanzo lost her balance and fell into Tsuki, who caught her. They heard a bunch of cracking and rumbling and finally after a few minutes it stopped. Tsuki and Sanzo shared a look then went over to a small window. Their eyes became the size of dinner plates.
//Meanwhile//
Gojyo cupped his hands to his mouth as he yelled,
"C'mon you cranky moooonk!!" he yelled.
"I'm starving!!" yelled Goku. Then they turned to Hakkai.
"Hey, Hakkai you give shout." said Gojyo.
"Yeah! It's fun." added Goku.
"Did you guys feel that earthquake?" asked Hakkai.
"Ah, c'mon Hakkai, you're feeling things!" said Gojyo.
"Maybe so, but now I'm really worried about Sanzo." said Hakkai.
"Stop worryin', Hakkai! What's the worse that could have happen?" Just then the sky began to crack and suddenly they saw a giant city arise from the ground and into the sky. All the boys stared, dumb struck.
"You were saying, Gojyo?" said Hakkai. Gojyo just gaped like a fish.
//Back to Tsuki and Sanzo//
Outside, they saw they were 50 feet in the air!! Apparently the city was flying!
"Ooh... So that's what the flying part meant... This must be some kind of flying city... Oops!" said Tsuki with a sweat drop. Sanzo glared at her.
"BAKA!!" she yelled as she hit Tsuki hard with her fan.
"OUCH! Itami! Pain!" Tsuki cried.
"Get us down!!" Sanzo yelled.
"All right, all right. It shouldn't be that hard, after all I'm great at crashing things." said Tsuki as she went to the control panel. Sanzo stared at her.
'...I'm so gonna die.' she thought.
"Let's see... I think this lands it." said Tsuki as she pushed a button. Just then they began to float off the floor like astronauts in outer space!
"Tsuki!! What the hell did you do?!" yelled Sanzo as she grabbed some stones.
"Apparently I turned off the gravity! Don't worry! I'll fix it!" said Tsuki as she air swam back to the control panel. She pushed the button again and both she and Sanzo fell to the floor with a thump. "S-see? No problem." gasped Tsuki.
"I'm so going to kill you!" panted Sanzo as she aimed her gun at her.
"WAAH! Clam down, Sanzo! Calm!" cried Tsuki. "I'm sure this next button will get us down! That or it'll blow us up."
"WHAT?!?!" But before she could stop her, Tsuki had already pushed the button. Everything seemed still for a moment, then the whole city started falling.
"WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
//Later//
"See, Sanzo?" said Tsuki later as they walked down the path of a forest. "It wasn't that bad, now was it?" If looks could kill Tsuki would be dead and six feet under on her way to hell.
"I hate you." she growled. Tsuki laughed.
"Right. I'll see you later!" she said before she jumped into a tree. Just then Goku came running towards Sanzo with Gojyo and Hakkai.
"Sanzo!" yelled Goku as he ran towards her.
"There you are you cranky monk! Where were you?" asked Gojyo.
"Sanzo! You'll never believe what we saw!" Goku exclaimed. Sanzo thought about her day and said,
"Try me."
"We saw a giant flying city!" Sanzo stared at him and sighed. How would she explain this to them? Damn Tsuki! She really hated her!