Wow! I am totally loved!! Thank you all so much!
And there, there wolf. Don't kill yourself! I need as many readers as I can get!
And thanks for the suggestion Lyre. I have an entire suit of kevlar! Now if can just find something to protect myself from his fan of doom...
And clueless, it's really nicer to know I'm not the only one who stays up that late!
Disclaimer: Would I be writing this if I owned SaiYuki? No. Also if I did, I wouldn't be known as GirlWithNoLife, now would I? I do own Tsuki and a few others though.
Summery: What if Sanzo was actually a woman? How long will she able to keep it a secret? And how will the others react when they find out? Read what it would be like if Sanzo was actually a woman!
Pairing: Sanzo x Just about everyone
Note: This is just going to be the basic original story in the books, with a few minor changes.
This chapter is dedicate to Tsuki and his past. It's not going to be exactly like Gaiden SaiYuki but I don't know much about it, so there!
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Tsuki laid beneath the stars, staring at the sky. He was in his real form, which was a man with long purple hair and deep amethyst eyes. He was wearing a black jacket, a grey shirt, a loose black tie, and long black jeans with a black medallion on a silver chain and a silver shoulder ring. He was now following the Sanzo party on foot since Sanzo forbid him to use the flying city after what had happened.
'Jeez! She acts like it was my fault. Okay, it was, but still!' he thought. He smiled to himself as he looked at the sky. 'Looks so perfect up there. At one time... it almost was.' he thought as his eyes shadowed. 'Back then I thought I had everything. Family, a person who loved me, friends... How could they all vanish just like that?'
//500 years ago//
A woman with long dark brown, almost black, hair in a bun, deep lavender eyes, and ivory skin let out a long tired sigh as she filed her paper work. She was wearing a long red skirt with two slits past her thighs, two red stockings that reached her thighs with a gold tank top that covered her breasts and two long red gloves that reached her shoulders(like Kozens). A red chakra rested on her fore head.
'I'm so tired... But I can't rest! If I rest, then he will get the upper hand!' she thought with a small frustrated growl.'And I cannot let that happen! I won't!'
"Heeeey, sis! What's up?" said a man around the age of 17 as he suddenly appeared out of no where. He had long purple hair and deep amethyst eyes. He was wearing a black jacket, a grey shirt, a loose black tie, and long black jeans with a black medallion on a silver chain. The woman twitched.
"Hello, Tsuki- Yomi." she said slowly, keeping her voice even.
"Call me Tsuki, Ama-chan! Tsuki- Yomi makes me sound like I'm some kind of stiff or somethin'." pouted Tsuki cutely.
"Are you here just to bug me? If so, then leave! Unlike you, I have very important work to do. So state your business and leave!" she hissed coldly.
"How mean! And to your own little brother!" pouted Tsuki. But he quickly recovered. "Actually I'm lookin' for Kozen, seen her?" Amaterasu stiffened. She knew that Tsuki and Kozen Douji were a 'item' now, and she knew they loved each other very much. But Tsuki had Devil blood in him, and Kozen was a full blooded Goddess(as far as everyone knew). The interaction between a devil and God wasn't forbidden parsay, it was simply one of those things that just wasn't done.
Being the high, rule obeying goddess she was, not to mention, Kozen was their cousin, she never fully approved of their relationship.
"No. I have not." she said cooly.
"Really? Huh. I wonder where she is." wondered Tsuki, looking ignorant of Amaterasu's coldness.
"I have no idea. Now go away." said Amaterasu, back turned to him.
"Hey, sis... Why do you keep doing this to yourself? Look, Father will decide who gets his throne when he decides. In the mean time you shouldn't be pushing yourself like this. Why don't you put down the pen and rest for awhile?" he suddenly asked her.
"And let Susanowa get ahead of me? Not a chance! I will impress father! Just watch me! Father will love me when I win the right to his place. Then he will love me..." Amaterasu said. She was shaking violently for some reason.
"There's more to life than father, Ama-chan! You don't need to be the new creator! You have a wonderful job already that you're really good at! You have enough power! You don't need anymore!" Tsuki tried to convince her. Just then Amaterasu slapped him hard, scratching his cheek as she did. He fell back.
"What do you know?!" she hissed dangerously. "How could you possibly know how a daughter feels when her father doesn't even love her?! Just because you're a man, you could inherit everything from father! But I've never had a real place in this family! You could never understand how I feel! How can I become independent from something that reject me? I'm sick of it!! So I'm going to take it all! I'll take father, his place in power, everything!" Tsuki got up and hugged her tightly. Even though he was the youngest, he was taller than her. She calmed down and rested her head on his chest.
"...I'm not really taking it from you." she said quietly. "It's just, since you dropped out, I thought that Father would give me more attention. But his gaze has not shifted at all. My eyes are full of envy when I see the way he looks at you and Susanowa. So full of pride and admiration... How could you just quit? I would give anything to have what you had. I wonder... When did I become so obsessed with father?"
"...Sis... You know, you don't have to live this way. Just let go. You have many people who love you. Why can't you see that? Why?" Tsuki asked her as he held her. She didn't reply.
//Somewhere Else//
A woman with long sun gold hair and deep soul piercing lavender eyes stomped down the halls.
"Yo, Kozen!" said a man with short red hair and eyes, named Kenren as he walked next to her. "You look pretty steamed. Looking for Goku again?"
"No... I'm looking for a much bigger nuisance." Kozen replied shortly.
"Oh? Who?" asked Kenren, not thinking there was any annoyance bigger than Goku to Kozen, except the Kanzeon.
"Koooooooozeeen!!" said a sing song voice as someone glomped Kozen. Kozen almost fell over, surprised, then she twitched.
"Tsuki... How many times have I told you not to do that?" she asked cooly.
"6,257. 6,259 if you count now and the first time we met." replied Tsuki cutely.
"Uh... Hate to interrupt, but who the heck are you?" asked Kenren, a little freaked out at Tsuki sudden appearance(not to mention, the fact that he was glomping Kozen and actually still alive.). He was a little jealous and irritated at the man because he had a small crush on Kozen, as did many other gods in Tenkai.
"Hm? Me? I'm Kozen's lover!" Tsuki replied with hearts all around him. Kozen punched him so hard he went through 5 walls, right into Tenpou library, face red.
"Huh?" said a man with long brown hair and emerald green eyes. His name was Tenpou and he was a little more than shocked as he looked at a unconscious Tsuki, who had little dancing Kozen's around his head.
"Whoa !Hey Ten-chan, where'd he come from? And is he alive?" asked Goku cutely as he poked Tsuki. Goku was around twelve now and had long messy hair and wore shackles around his wrists, ankels, and neck. Tsuki sat up slowly, moaning.
"Ow... Kozeeeen! That hurt!" he whined as he rubbed his head.
"Where have you been? I've been looking for you all day!" Kozen growled.
"Why? Were you worried about me?" Tsuki teased.
"Never. I want those papers you stole, now." Kozen growled.
"What papers?" Tsuki asked innocently.
"Tsuki...!" Kozen growled. She suddenly had a samurai sword and was holding it above Tsuki.
"ACK! Oh, those papers! I got 'em! I got 'em!" Tsuki squawked, looking frightened.
"Excuse me. But may I ask who you are?" Tenpou interrupted. "And Kozen, give me back my sword please."
"Hm? Oh. Name's Tsuki- Yomi. I'm Kozen's cousin." answered Tsuki.
"Lord Tsuki Yomi?" gasped Tenpou, dropping his papers.
"Oh, I see..." said Kenren as he stepped through the holes in the walls.
'Man, I never realized Kozen could be so strong! Note to self: Don't joke about being Kozen's lover!'
"Oh! You're Kozen's cousin? Is that why you have the same eyes?" asked Goku as he looked up at the man. Tsuki smiled charmingly as he bent down to Goku's height.
"Yup. They run in the family on daddy's side."
"Really? Cool! Then do you fill out forms all day like Kozen?" asked Goku.
"Not a chance." said Kozen and Tsuki as they immediately pushed the thought aside.
"I'm the God of the Night you might say. I keep you all safe while you sleep." said Tsuki as he poked Goku's nose lightly.
"Wow! So you're a guardian angel?" asked Goku with big eyes.
"I guess you could say that." Tsuki chuckled.
'I would actually say Grim Reaper since I run part of the underworld, but that sounds cooler.' he thought to himself.
"Goku, that's enough questions. You. Come with me." Kozen said to Tsuki as she dragged him out of Tenpou's library.
"Bye-bye! Nice meeting you!" Tsuki waved as he was dragged. Tenpou and Kenren stared after them with sweat drops.
"Isn't Tsuki Yomi one of the gods of the Underworld?" asked Kenren.
"Yes, he rules it with Amatsu Mikaboshi. Now that I think about it, Amaterasu mentioned him a few times." said Tenpou.
"Amaterasu? Man! You know all the stiffs in Heaven. Oh, yeah. Have you seen Uzume?" asked Kenren.
"Hm? You mean Kanzeon's dancer? No, why?"
"Good!" said Kenren as he looked around. "She's been going crazy with her sneak attacks lately. I can't take it anymore!"
"I think you're over reacting." said Tenpou.
"I like Uzume! She's fun to play with!" said Goku. "But not as much fun as Kozen! Kozen's way more fun to be with." he added with a bright smile. The other two blushed a little as they thought of the golden haired angel.
//Meanwhile//
When they were far away from the others Kozen released Tsuki and they enter her office.
"You're so childish." she muttered as she leaned on her desk, looking, oh so sexy. "You need to be more serious."
"Ah, you're serious enough for both of us." said Tsuki as he closed the door and locked it like he always did when he entered Kozen's office.
"Just give me those papers." demanded Kozen as she scowled.
"Fine, fine." sighed Tsuki as he pulled out some papers. Kozen held out her hand for them.
"You need to stop doing this. I have work to do." Suddenly Tsuki threw them in them all in the air.
"Fly away!" he cried.
"Ahh! Tsuki you idiot!" exclaimed Kozen. Suddenly Tsuki kissed her lips passionately. Kozen was surprised at first, but then gave into the kiss and kissed him back hard. Now all she wanted was Tsuki.
"You know, now that I think about it, it wouldn't be romantic to do it here, like this." Tsuki panted as he broke the kiss for breath.
"Who the hell cares about Romance? Just fuck me already!" gasped Kozen. Tsuki smirked.
"Your wish is my command." he said as his hand slipped inside Kozen's shirt. Kozen's hand went straight for Tsuki's pants. "You're under my will now, Kozen." Tsuki whispered in his ear.
"Hardly. You're just giving me what I want." Kozen gasped back.
"Oh really? Then what do you want, Master?" Tsuki asked as he nibbled on Kozen's ear.
"You!" Kozen said as she pulled Tsuki's lips to hers.
//Later//
Tsuki and Kozen stepped out of Kozen's office, both looking very messy. Their hair was ruffled and their clothes were both wrinkled(Sorry! But no lemon yet people! ;p).
"Man! You must have missed our quality time, cuz. You were rougher than usual." said Tsuki as he licked his lips sexily.
"Shut up." snapped Kozen, who was blushing violently. Tsuki laughed.
"Don't worry. I promise to make more time for you in the future, okay?" Kozen just turned her head away, blushing.
"You had bruises and cuts again. And I didn't give them to you. Care to explain?" she asked, changing the subject as they walked down the halls.
"Aw, Mother dearest just got mad when she saw me last night. Yellin' how I could have been great, I could have had everything, and how I was disgrace to all devils, blah, blah, blah. Good thing she was in a good mood, or I'd be dead." answered Tsuki with a empty smile.
"Tsuki..."
"Aw, don't worry about me, love! I've made a decision. I'm gonna forget her. She hates me now and she only wanted to use me. I don't need her anymore, so I'm gonna move on." Tsuki said as he moved his hair out of his face. "I just hope father chooses his successor soon! All this competition is drivin' me nuts! Amaterasu becomin' meaner and Susanowa's just nuts."
"Same here. Your brother is too violent, and your sister doesn't seem stable." said Kozen as brush her hair back as well.
"Just say it. They're both nuts. I did." said Tsuki.
"Must run in the family."
"Hey! You're apart of the family too, ya know!"
"Not the immediate family. I'm just your cousin."
"You're still related to us." pouted Tsuki.
"Why am I with you again?" asked Kozen.
"Cuz I'm great in bed!" winked Tsuki. Kozen punched him on his head.
//Meanwhile//
A woman with long brown hair in a braid and dark pink eyes walked down the long halls of Tenkai. She wore a coral pink long sleeved tank top and slightly puffy pink pants, with dark pink slippers.
She walked down the halls all alone. None of the other gods even cast her a glance, but she didn't mind. She was content with the way things were, even though she was a little lonely.
For a reason she didn't know, she was ether hated by everyone, or completely ignored, even though she was only 100(Note: In god years, that's young.). Since she was always alone, she was lonely. She was a dancer to the Goddess of Mercy, but she was still very lonely. But no matter what, she always kept smiling.
One day, through the crowd of gods she saw a man she never saw before. He was very handsome. He had short black hair and one gold eye and one blue eye. But he looked so sad, and people were whispering mean things about him. The young goddess was curious about the strange man.
"Hey, Ken-chan, who's that man?" she asked Kenren as she tugged on his long black coat.
"Hm? Oh, hey Uzume. Him? That's Homura. He's a half god." the man answered as he glanced at her a little. "And where have you been?"
"Really? Why is he chained up? Did he do something bad?" Uzume asked innocently.
"Not exactly. He's a heretic child."
"'Hare-tic?'" repeated Uzume, thinking of a rabbit and a giant tic.
"No! A heretic! A forbidden child!" said Kenren frustratedly.
"Oh! Forbidden! I get it! But why is he chained up?" she asked again.
"You really don't know anything, do you? Since he's from a forbidden birth, he's considered 'bad'. So they punish him by making him where those chains." Kenren answered.
"So... Just because he's forbidden, he's bad?" Uzume looked at the man, who was walking away. "He looks so sad... and lonely." Kenren smiled at her. He ruffled her hair.
"Try not to cause too much trouble, alright?" he said.
"Who me? By the way... Have you asked Kozen-nee-chan out yet?" Kenren turned redder than his hair.
"Uh... Look at the time! Gotta run!" Then he ran like a scared rabbit, leaving a confused Uzume. She then turned to the door Homura had walked through.
'I wonder why he looked so lonely...' she thought as she stared at the door he disappeared through.
//Later//
Uzume walked through the halls, looking for the man she saw earlier. He was such a mystery to her. Soon, she found that she was lost.
"Oh no! I'm looost!" she exclaimed. She was scared now. She started to walk backwards when suddenly she bumped into someone. "GAAH!!" she exclaimed as she jumped a little. She whipped around and saw...
"Ah! Ah! You're Homura!" she exclaimed happily. Homura stared down at her. She was a good two heads shorter than him.
"...Do I know you?" he asked.
"Nope! Not at all! I'm Uzume!" Uzume said with a grin. Then she held out her hand which held some jacks. "Hey, you wanna play?" she asked. Homura blinked, surprised.
"Huh?"
"You seem lonely. And I want to get to know you. So..." Uzume grabbed one of his hands. "Let's be friends! Okay?" Homura looked surprised. This small girl... They had only just met and she wanted to be friends? Why? For what purpose?
Since that day, Homura and Uzume came fast friends, almost never apart. Homura always wondered why she always stayed near him, even though he was happy. One day he decided to ask.
"Uzume..." said Homura one day.
"Nn?"
"Why... Why do you stay near me? Why are you so kind?" he asked.
"Huh? I don't understand? What do you mean?" Uzume asked as she walked on her hands. She was showing Homura a few tricks that day, and being a dancer, she was very flexible.
"I'm a heretic. All the other gods hate me. So why are you near me?" Homura asked. Uzume flipped back on her feet.
"Because... You looked so lonely. I didn't want to see you look lonely anymore. And... Maybe I was lonely too." she told him. "For some reason, all my life I was alone. I don't know why... But everybody ignores me. The won't even look at me. I think it's because of who my father was. Anyway, everyone avoids me, except for Kannon. But she's more like a mother. I have a few other friends, but... it's not the All I can really do is dance, but that's nothin' really special. So... When I saw you, I was curious. And I saw that everyone avoided you too. You looked so lonely... So I wanted to play with you. I wanted to know you Homura." Homura looked shocked then hugged her tightly as he thought,
'What did I do... To have such a wonderful child as a friend?' He never wanted to let her go. He wanted to hold her forever. Uzume was a little shock, then she smiled and nuzzled into Homura's chest.
"Homura... If you never leave me, I swear I'll never leave you, okay? That way we don't have to be alone anymore." she said to him as she hugged him back. "So promise you won't leave, okay?"
"I promise."
//Meanwhile//
"This... is a disaster..." twitched Amaterasu as she looked at her destroyed office. She got a huge anime vein and her eyes became shadowed. She looked scarier than Kozen when she was angry. "TSSUUUUKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII- YOOOOOOOOOOOOMIIIIIIIII!!!!!" she screamed for all of heaven to hear.
//In Tenpou's library//
Tsuki was playing cards with Goku in Tenpou's library since Kozen had thrown them both out of her office, when he heard a furious voice yell,
"TSSUUUUKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII- YOOOOOOOOOOOOMIIIIIIIII!!!!!"
Tsuki dropped the cards he was holding in surprise as he jumped a little.
"Uh-oh... Sounds like Ama-chan just saw her office..." he said with a sweat drop and a nervous laugh.
"Oh? What happened to her office this time?" asked Tenpou. Tsuki laughed a little as he scratched his cheek.
"Eh, heh, heh... Well, you see... me and Goku were playing tag and we ran through Ama-chan's office and well, Haha..." Suddenly the door was thrown open and Amterasu stood there looking like Medusa.
"Tsu-ki-Yo-mi!" she hissed.
"WAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!" screamed both Goku and Tsuki as they held each other in fear.
"Well, it was nice playing with you Goku, but I have to run for my life right now! Later!" said Tsuki as he zoomed out of the room, leaving only a trail of smoke.
"You won't get away that easily!!" Amaterasu yelled as she threw fireballs after him.
"Waugh! Ha! Missed!" Tsuki yelled as he dodged one of the fire balls.
"The day is young and so am I, Tsuki- Yomi!" Amaterasu hissed as she threw more fire balls after him.
"WUAGH!!" Tsuki yelled as he dodged again.
"Mai, Mai! Please don't destroy my library!" Tenpou called after them. Goku was still shaking a bit with wide eyes.
"M-man... She's scarier than Kozen!" he shivered. Tenpou laughed.
"Well, they are cousins."
"Nani?! How many cousins does Kozen have?" Goku asked.
"Hm... Lets see... There's Tsuki, Amaterasu, the goddess of the sun, Susanowa, the God of the Storm, and Amatsu, god of all evil. Quiet a few actually now that I think about it..." said Tenpou as he looked thoughtful.
"Nyaa?! Goddess of the sun? You mean that woman that just came through here?" asked Goku.
"Yes. Her name is Amaterasu. Because of her the sun keeps shining on the earth and keeps the forces of Hell at bay." explained Tenpou.
"Wooooow! Really?" asked Goku with wide eyes.
"Yes, but I wouldn't stay around her too much."
"Eh? Why not?"
"Well... How do I say this?" said Tenpou as he rubbed the back of his head. "She's not exactly stable. You have to stay clam around her , or she may, well, blow your head off."
"Huh?" said Goku as he titled his head cutely.
"Oh, you'll find out in time!" said Tenpou.
"Okay. If you ask me, Kozen is more like the sun." mumbled Goku as he sat back down. "She's way prettier, even if she's a little cold." Tenpou's eyes sadden.
"Well... She used to shine like the sun... But that was a long time ago." he said.
"Huh?" said Goku.
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Hi! I know this isn't exactly what originally happened, but hey! As long as it's entertaining, who cares, right?
I'm really glad people like my fanfics because I actually do research for them. Like Tsuki Yomi.
He really is the God of the Moon and the spirit world. He was originally born from Izanagi's right eye, and was really close to his sister Amaterasu.
Amaterasu was born from Izanagi's left eye and is the Goddess of the sun and suppostally ruler of Heaven. You'll find out the rest of her story later.
Uzume is also goddess from Japanese legend. She is the goddess of the Dance and happiness, and her story is closely enraveled with Amaterasu's so keep a look out.