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Summery: What if Sanzo was actually a woman? How long will she able to keep it a secret? And how will the others react when they find out? Read what it would be like if Sanzo was actually a woman!

Pairing: Sanzo x Just about everyone

Note: Since I don't have the 9th book yet, I'm going to give you this little special piece for Kozen, so this chapter is a Tsuki x Kozen pairing.

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Kozen let out an irritated sigh as she walked down the streets. Once again she had asked the Kanzeon about her parents and once again her aunt had refused to tell her! She put a finger to her forehead as she remembered the question Goku had asked her last night.

"Hey, Kozen... Who're your parents?"

When Goku had asked him that... She couldn't answer. Because she didn't even know. For as long as Kozen could remember, she had been raised by her aunt and Jiroushin. But they never mentioned her real parents to her at all.

Kozen growled as she put a hand to her head. Damn that Goku, asking him stupid questions. Why did she take care of the stupid monkey again? Oh, right. Her aunt stuck her with him.

She had to admit, though... Ever since Goku came her life had become... Interesting. In a way he reminded her of Tsuki, who she rarely got to see anymore because he was busy in the underworld.

'Stupid Monkey! Always causing me trouble. Just like Tsuki.'

She then stopped as she spotted someone in a ally. Curiosity getting the best of her, she ducked behind a wall, and listened in.

"Do you really expect to get away with this, you devils?" she heard a man with a gruff voice ask.

"Actually we do. The first faze of the plan has already been put into play. My servants are contaminating the world bellow as we speak with word of Greed, Rage, Lust, Envy, Pride, Sloth, and Gluttony. It's already tipping towards hell. And soon Heaven will also. The Jade Emperor himself has already been tainted, and so has many higher ups. Face it, Tatsuya. Both heaven and Genkai are going to hell, and there's nothing you can do to stop it," said a voice that reminded Kozen of a snake. "Once all the scriptures are assembled and the Creator Stone is found, both the worlds shall be doomed. And not even my beloved brother can stop me."

"You'll have to kill me first!" said the man Kozen assumed to be Tatsuya.

"I intend to." said the snake voice. Kozen, a panicking feeling in her chest, ducked out of her hiding place just in time to see a man with long golden hair impale another man with long bright reddish hair and bright green eyes into a wall with a long black sword. The man with the bright green eyes coughed up a lot of blood as his eyes widen. Then they became dull and lifeless as a little blood trickled down his mouth. The blood from the man was splattered on the walls and the floors. Kozen had never seen so much blood, and delivered so quickly. She couldn't help but gasp as she cover her mouth and her deep lavender eyes widen in shock. There was so much blood... Kozen never thought it could be possible in Tenkai.

The man who had impaled the other man, suddenly turned towards her and Kozen gasped. A man looked just like her except her was a man and his hair was to his waist and was in a ponytail, his eyes that were slanted dangerously and alert, seemed to be seeing something no one else could. And he wore a smirk that taunted everyone and said 'I- know- everything- and- you- know- nothing.'(Think Male Kozen.), and his eyes were glowing like flames(Think eye of Suaron from LOTR.). He was wearing a long sleeved black shirt with long black pants and a black trench coat.

"Well, well," he sneered. "It would seem we have a unwelcome guest."

Suddenly two very strong people grabbed Kozen. She struggled furiously, but it was no use. The man stepped forward and Kozen couldn't help, but stare deep into those eyes that seem to hold her captive.

"Kozen Douji... Niece of the Kannon Batosu, correct? You picked a really back time to take a walk, my dear girl." he said in his hissing voice as he touched Kozen's cheek. Kozen pulled away from the touch and glared at the man.

"Do you expect to get away with this? You have spilt blood in Heaven! You will be punished." she hissed. The man chuckled.

"Kozen, Kozen. How foolish you are. This is only the beginning of the blood spill. Much more shall be spilled before this is over." he said.

"What shall we do with him, Master?" asked one of the men holding her.

"Can I eat him?" asked the other.

"No..." said the man in front of her. "I have a more entertaining idea..." He slipped something inside his mouth. Then suddenly he kissed Kozen square on the lips! Kozen was so surprised, her whole mouth was numb. While Kozen was in shock them man used his tongue to push the pill he put in his mouth into Kozen's and Kozen, finally snapping out of her surprise, pulled back while accidently swallowing the pill the other man had slipped in her mouth.

"What the hell are you–!" she started. Suddenly her body began to burn as she felt something burn her blood. Kozen fell to the ground, writhing in pain, as the men that were holding her dropped her. Kozen's whole body was in so much pain, she could only scream silently as her skin felt like it was burning, her bones melting, and her insides felt like they were being ripped and torn. Oh, god it hurt so much!! Suddenly Kozen felt blood start to drip heavily out of her mouth as her body gave a large stabbing, burning feeling in his chest. Finally she managed to get out one loud, agonizing, pain filled, scream that echoed through the night.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

//Meanwhile//

Goku was happily bouncing down the halls, looking for Kozen when suddenly he heard a loud scream.

"Huh?! Kozen!" he exclaimed when he realized it was Kozen. He jumped out a window and ran into the town, frantic. Something bad had happened to Kozen! He just knew it!

Suddenly Tenpou appeared, running next to him.

"Tenpou! Did you hear Kozen, too?" he asked him.

"Yes! And it didn't sound good! We better find her fast!" said Tenpou as they ran. As the turned Kenren joined them.

"Nice day for a jog, don't you think?" he said.

"Not the time Kenren! Kozen could be in real danger!" Tenpou panted as he ran. They all ran into town, Goku leading the way.

Finally they came to a alley and Kenren and Tenpou took in a deep breath.

"Shit..." breathed Kenren. In the back, on the a man with long bright reddish hair and bright green eyes was impaled in the wall by his chest with a long black sword. The blood from the man was splattered on the walls and the floors. His eyes were dull and lifeless as a little blood trickled down his mouth. Written above him in his blood was,

'The Rein of Blood has begun.'

Tenpou, Goku, and Kenren stared.

"The Rein of Blood? What the hell is that suppose to mean?" exclaimed Kenren.

"I don't know, but this doesn't look good at all." said Tenpou as he stepped forward to get a closer look at the body.

"Wh...Where's Kozen?!" Goku gasped as he began running around the ally, yelling Kozen's name. "Kozen! Kozen! Where are you?! KOZEN!!!" Suddenly he stepped in a puddle of blood. He looked down and his eyes widened. This scent... was Kozen's! This was Kozen's blood!

"K...Kozen..." he whimpered as he feel to his knees. This was a bad dream, right? This wasn't happening. This wasn't happening!! "KOOOZEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!!!!!" he cried into the air.

//Three days Later//

Since that day, all of heaven had been frantic. Everyone was talking about the murder and who would be next. There were rumors that whoever had killed Tatsuya, who was in charge of guarding heaven's imperial court, had kidnaped Kozen, while other rumors said that Kozen had committed the murder and then fled. All of heaven was going to chaos. People were panicking, and were afraid.

Kenren and Tenpou were working on the case, trying to figure out what had really happened, but they were getting no where. Kenren had stopped drinking and was smoking three times as much, while Tenpou seemed moodier and willing to blow off someone's head at anytime. Goku just sat in his and Kozen's room, holding a pillow tightly, not speaking at all. He barely even ate now, he just sat on the bed, pathetically whimpering Kozen's name.

Even Kanzeon was acting strange. She was actually serious and seemed angry.

"How could they not find her yet?! She's my niece for crying out loud! How could no one not notice her?!" Kanzeon exclaimed in fury as she slammed her fist on her desk.

"M-my lady... Please calm down..." said Jiroushin nervously. He hadn't seen her like this ever since Kozen had disappeared in town and didn't know where she was.

"Calm yourself!" snapped the Goddess at the poor god. "I want to know where my niece is, and I want to know now!" She leaned back in her throne, frowning. It was fine when Kozen got into trouble when she was watching her, but she didn't know where she was she began to worry, and that made her angry. "Dammit!! Where is he?!" she yelled as she slammed her fist on the desk, making it crack in two. "I swear if she's just lost like last time I'll! I'll..." she trailed off as she slowly started to look worried. Even though she always teased her and made her do her documents, she really cared about her, like her own child. She loved her. She raised her as her own, she took care of her ever since she first saw her after she had first came into this world.

"My lady..." said Jiroushin sympathetically. He too was worried about Kozen, having helped the Kanzeon raise her since she couldn't even care for a house plant. Kanzeon's eyes finally started to well up with tears.

"Where is she, Jiroushin?! Where could she have gone?! That idiot! It's okay for her to get into trouble when I'm watching her, but when I can't watch her, she has no right! I'm bored too! So if she's gonna get in trouble, I should be able to watch her to get some entertainment, dammit! Damn her! Damn her! Damn her..." she cried into Jiroushin's chest. Jiroushin patted her hair.

"My lady..." he said.

Tenpou, who was going to see the goddess to tell her more about the investigation, just stood outside the office and looked towards the sky.

'Kozen... Kozen where are you?'

//Meanwhile//

Tsuki walked down the halls of Heaven, clueless to what had happened.

"Oh, man! This job is beginning to be a killer! I swear more and more people are dying everyday. Oh, well. At least I get to see Kozen now. I wonder where she is." he said to himself. He decided to go see his sister. Maybe she had seen Kozen. "Hey, Ama-chan! Have you seen Kozen?" he asked as he entered her office. Amaterasu looked up at him, surprised.

"Tsuki Yomi... You're back?" she asked.

"Yeah. I managed to finish early. What's wrong?" he asked when he saw the look on her face. She looked a little sad.

"Tsuki Yomi... About Kozen..."

//With Kozen//

Kozen slowly opened her eyes.

Where was she?

She tried to sit up, but she noticed that her wrists were tied behind her back, and her thighs and ankles were tied together as well. She was also gagged and her arms were tied to her back. She struggled, trying to get loose.

"You shouldn't struggle. You'll just hurt yourself." said a voice. Kozen looked up and saw a man with neck length green hair and bright blue eyes, looking at her lazily from a corner. "About time you woke up. I was beginning to think that master had killed you." Kozen glared at him, since she couldn't speak. The man chuckled. "You don't have to glare. You should be thankful to me. If I didn't volunteer to babysit you, Shinigami would have taken you, and trust me when I say, you wouldn't be a virgin anymore. You can call me Tengu by the way." Kozen just continued to glare and Tengu sighed. "You know... That glare may be frightening when you're a adult, but when you're like this it just makes you look cuter." Kozen frowned and Tengu smirked as he pointed to a mirror. Kozen shifted her body as best as she could towards the mirror and her eyes widened as her gasped was muffled by the gag.

In the mirror was her reflection... But she was a child!! Tengu chuckled at the look on Kozen's face.

"Surprised? Personally, I think you look cuter that way. Now I'm going to sleep, so be a doll, and just lay there quietly, will ya?" Then he laid back with a yawn and fell asleep.

Kozen, needless to say, was in shock! Why was she in the body of a ten year old?!

She took a deep breath.

Okay, first thing was first. She had to get himself untied and out of here. She casted a glance at her sleeping captor, then slowly wiggled herself upright to look around. Finally she saw a sharp ax just to the right of her. Keeping an eye on Tengu she slowly wiggled himself towards it. Then he cut the rope on her arm ans wrists and took a sharp intake of breath as she ripped off the gag, then still keeping a close eye on her captor, who was still asleep, she untied her legs. It was hard to move because apparently she had been tied up for a long time, so her whole body was numb, but she managed to make it through a window, just big enough for her to crawl through.

When she was far from the small house she was in, she looked around. Apparently, she was still in Heaven, but something was off...

Well, never mind that! She had more important things to worry about... Like the fact that she was now a ten year old child!!

Okay, she needed to calm down... But what the heck had happened to her?!

//Meanwhile//

Kenren had just lit another cigarette when he suddenly saw Tsuki. But Tsuki didn't look like Tsuki per say. He was frowing and had such a frightening aura, Kenren shook.

"Ts-Tsuki?" he stuttered. Was this really Tsuki? Tsuki was usually so carefree and childish. Could the man standing before him really be Tsuki.

"Take me there." Tsuki said coldly.

"H-huh?"

"Take me to the scene of the crime you idiot." Tsuki repeated. Kenren, truly frightened by the man before him, didn't hesitate to take Tsuki to the scene of the crime. Tsuki was quiet as he investigated. The blood was mostly dry now and Tatsuya's body had been removed. Tsuki's aura seemed to get darker when he got to the puddle of blood that belonged to Kozen.

"...Where's the weapon that was used to commit the crime? Well?" he asked.

"Uh, Tenpou has it." Kenren told him.

"Where is he now?"

"He's in his office looking the weapon over. I'll take you there." said Kenren. As they walked down the halls, he had to ask,

"Hey, Tsuki... Are you alright?"

"I'll be fine as soon as I find Kozen." was all Tsuki said. They walked into Kenren's office and saw Tenpou looking over a black sword.

"Ah. Kenren, Tsuki." Tenpou said as he looked up.

"Is that the weapon used to kill Tatsuya?" Tsuki asked.

"Huh? Uh, yes, but--" Tenpou didn't get to finish before Tsuki began to look over the sword.

"This is a Maten sword." he stated.

"Huh? How do you know?"

"Maten swords are made differently than heaven swords. They're made with special material so that the moment the blade touches the heart it explodes." Tsuki explained in monotone. "Whoever used this sword used a very special style. But that doesn't help in our investigation since there's a lot of people who can use a sword." Then he saw something outside the window. "But I think I've just found someone who could help." Tsuki said as he stood.

Tengu snuck down Tenkai's halls.

"Stupid kid. I told her to stay put." he muttered as he looked for Kozen.

"Well, well. If it isn't one of me brother's servants." said Tsuki evilly from behind him. Tengu's hair stood as he whipped around.

"Shit! Lord Tsuki Yomi!"

"Where is Kozen?" Tsuki asked as he glowered at Tengu.

"I don't know what you're talking about!" Suddenly Tengu felt his chest and throat tighten.

"I'll ask again..." said Tsuki in a cold voice as his eyes glowed. "Where is Kozen."

"I... don't know!" Tengu gasped as his throat tighten again.

"You don't want to lie to me, Tengu. Where's Kozen?"

"I don't know!! AUGHH!!" Suddenly Tengu's whole right arm broke.

"Didn't I tell you that you didn't want to lie to me? Where's Kozen?" Tsuki asked as he use his powers to twist his arm.

"I already told you! I don't know!!"

"Stop lying! Where's Kozen?!" Tsuki yelled as he shattered the other arm.

"AUGH!!"

"Where is she?!"

"Tsuki, stop it!!" a voice yelled as something tackled his waist. It was Kozen! But something was different about her. "I'm alright! See? I'm here, so cool it already!" Tengu let out a breath as he felt his body being released. Then he collapsed to the ground, unconscious.

"You stupid bird boy! Why did you have to go all nuts like that?! That's not like you at all--" Kozen started as she put her hands on her child hips. Suddenly Tsuki hugged her, crying.

"Thank goodness... Thank goodness..." he cried like a little boy. Kozen was a little surprised. She expected Tsuki to be laughing at her hysterically because of her current condition, but instead he was crying... She hugged him back. It felt really good to be in his arms again.

"I'm sorry I scared you." she told him.

After their little moment they decided to go to the Kanzeon, who when she saw Kozen, hugged her in relief, then stretched her cheeks, then began laughing hysterically. When she was finished laughing, Kozen told her and Tsuki about what she saw and how the man had looked just like her, and how he had slipped a strange poison in her mouth.

"So this man gave you a poison that shrunk you?" the Kanzeon asked.

"I think so." said Kozen as she sat in Tsuki's lap.

"I think I got it all figured out now." said Tsuki, who's arms were around Kozen as he held her in his lap.

"What have you got figured?" asked Kanzeon.

"Enough. Don't sweat. I'll handle it." said Tsuki as he took Kozen off his lap and stood.

"What are you going to do?" Kozen asked.

"Just to go have a talk with me partner. Don't worry, love. I'll be back before you know it." said Tsuki as he pecked Kozen on the cheek. "In the mean time, you really should go see Goku. He's worried stiff about you and so are others."

"Tsuki--" Kozen started, but Tsuki had already left.

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Whoa! If you thought Tsuki was scary here, just wait until the next one. I'll get the 9th book soon, so don't worry by the way.

Polls:

Goku-12

Hakkai-11

Gojyo- 12

Kougaiji-5

Tsuki- 8