femaleodd: welcome to the randomness corner.

Bethani: Yay!

Marie: Where's my Marik?

Malik: In the shadow realm.

Bethani: Malik! YAY!

Joey: Why da heck did you put me with Malik?

femaleodd & Marie: For hotness purposes.

Marie: Malik and Joey, will you guys make out?

femaleodd: Here's how you do it! (pushes Malik and Joey together and makes them kiss)

(Bethani pushes Joey out of the way and starts making out with Malik)

female odd: Ok now for the story. Oh yeah this chapter is dedicated to the first reviewer, Miriku-Yami's Queen of the Nile-Yami no Hikari. (passes out from saying all that in one breath)


.:Normal pov:.

Malik and Joey walked to Malik's house holding hands. They went through the alleys and avoided the main streets where everyone else would be. The only person that they would possibly run into going this way would be Bakura. It wouldn't matter if they did because if Ryou thought that there was a reason behind it, he'd make Kura keep his mouth shut. Besides, if Kura started to tell, they could easily get Yami to send him to the shadow realm.

After about 20 minutes of walking, (they're pretty much taking the long way, remember?) they finally came to Malik's house with his sister Ishizu and brother Rashid. (got this info from a yu gi oh group I'm in so…yeah) Malik led Joey up to his bedroom.


A/n: I know what you're thinking (perverts) No that is not happening in this story. Because it's rated-T. But this part is gonna end up being really hilarious. I'm done.


They had no more than gotten into the room and shut the door and Malik and Joey started making out. They had been making out for no more than five minutes and there was a knock on the door. Then, the door was flung open.

"Malik, I was wondering…oh dear…" Said Ishizu.

"How many times have I told you to knock before you come into my room!" Asked Malik, more embarrassed than mad.

"That's what I did. I knocked and then I came in."

Malik put his face in his hands "You're supposed to wait for someone to say for you to come in. Now what did you want to ask me?"

"Oh never mind. By the way, have you guys figured out which one of you guys is gonna be the girl?"

"Sister!" "Ishizu!" Malik and Joey yelled at the same time.

"Never mind." Ishizu left the room while Malik and Joey were as red faced as they could ever be.


sorry if i made ishizu a tad bit dumb. i needed it for hilariousness purposes. by the way, i got 33 more hits on the first chapter than i did reviews. so please if you read this story review. i love reviews. you'll get a really yummy cookie of your choice but no chocly chip! those are mine!