femaleodd: YAY! We're back!

Marik: I'm gonna cause doom! DOOM! DOOMY DOOMY DOOMY!

Bethani: Insanity! YAY!

Malik: Don't you care that there's gonna be years and years of darkness now because of YOUR yami?

Marie: I'm more than just her yami. I'm Marik's lover!

(massive face vault)

Joey: No really?

Marie: Nice sarcasm.

Joey: You too.

Yugi: Stop your sarcasm war!

femaleodd: Why do I keep on integrating all the other Yu-Gi-Oh characters in with this?

Seto: Because you want to.

femaleodd: Thank you Seto. Wait, did Seto Kaiba actually go a sentence without being arrogant or egotistical?

Mokuba: Yes. Now, big brother didn't that feel nice?

Seto: Yes, it made me feel warm and fuzzy. Now, where's my pink fuzzy slippers and blanket?

(another massive face vault)

femaleodd: I command you all to watch the really old version of The Ten Commandments. Since I am the god of this story I should get my own ten commandments...

(3rd massive face vault)

Yahweh: You don't get your own ten commandments. (suddenly decides to streak)

Marie: My Eyes! They burn!

(Marik goes streaking)

(another massive face vault)

Bethani: My Eyes burn!

femaleodd: I know! Why did two guys that we didn't want to see naked go streaking?

Bethani: I'm ending this now because I don't think that anyone has bothered to read all this rubbish since they died laughing when Seto said that he has pink bunny slippers. And plus if they made it after that I think they stopped reading after the 3rd massive face vault. Plus it's totals one page right now.

femaleodd: There was somethingI was going to say but I forgot what it was

.:Normal pov:.

When Malik walked into his home, he didn't want to deal with any crap but unfortunately for him he lived with Ishizu.

"Why were you gone so long? Did you and Joey have more fun at his house?" asked Ishizu as her brother waked in the door.

"Shut up."

"While you were there did you figure out which one of you guys is the girl?"

Malik had enough of dealing with his sister who should've been born blond, so he walked up to his room and locked the door.

.:Malik's pov:.

I do not need to be dealing with her crap. If I wanted to have to deal with her I would've invited her to pick on me.

.:Normal pov:.

Malik's cell pone started ringing. He knew that it was probably Ishizu but he answered it anyways.

M:What do you want Ishizu?

I: I figured that you must be the girl of the couple because that's the only way that you could have PMS.

M: Ha ha very funny.

I: So how much fun did you have at Joey's house?

M: Could you just leave me the hell alone?

I: Not until I find out which of you and Joey is the girl.

M: Just fucking leave me alone.

I: Rashid, I got Malik to swear! Wanna hear him swear? Just get on the phone and ask him out of him and Joey who is the girl.

R(in the background): Just leave him alone.

M: Ishizu, take the phone away from you ear for a second. Thank you Rashid!

I: Ow, that hurt.

M: You should've been born a blond.

I: I resent that. I'm not that stupid.

M: Wow, a word that isn't in a first grade vocabulary book.

Ishizu hung up the phone as Malik breathed a sigh of relief.

.:Malik's pov:.

Thank god that I annoyed her enough to get her hang up. Sometimes she is just plain annoying.

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