Femaleodd: Great. It takes me 2 months to update and then it takes me another 2 months to update again.

Bethani: So?

Marie: Yeah. So? You're lazy, big whoop.

Femaleodd: Easy for you to say.

Yami: Of course it's easy for her to say. Because she could send you to the Shadow Realm.

Femaleodd: Yeah but I'm her host body.

Bethani: Mine too.

Femaleodd: See?

Yugi: Nope. (Femaleodd takes the blindfold off of Yugi) WAIT! I SEE NOW!

Femaleodd: Sugar rush much?

Marik: Seriously.

Malik (Sounding like Miss Piggy): Is Marik going girly?

Marik: No, Marik is not going girly.

Marie: Why is Marik talking in third person? And why is Marie talking in third person too?

Marik: Marik does not know.

Marie: Marie says YAY! (Marie kisses Marik and it turns into a make out session)

Femaleodd: Oh great. (poofs Seto to spot)

Seto (is wearing pink bunny slippers and girly pajamas): What the hell?

Femaleodd: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Yugi: Totally evil person much?

Joey: I don't know. Is she evil?

Seto: I think so. Now I won't have anymore fangirls for weeks!

Yami: I don't think that you had any in the first place.

Joey: BURN! 3rd degree burn!

Bethani: Seto?

Seto: Yeah?

Bethani: Do you want some ice for that burn?

(Meanwhile, Yugi and Femaleodd are laughing on the floor. They get up and dust themselves off)

Femaleodd: Yugi and me, were meant to beeeee! (hugs Yugi)

(Tea pops up out of nowhere!)

Tea: Get...off...my...Yugi... (Femaleodd gulps and runs away)

Marie: By the way, Femaleodd doesn't own There they go or Remember the Name by Fort Minor. They're just toally awesome songs that deserve to be in some story.

.:Normal mode (same night as chapter before):.

Now for some strange reason, Malik, Ishizu, and Rashid decided to have a party. Or course, because the only people that they really knew were Yugi and his friends, they were invited. And everyone was able to come. And that everyone included Joey.

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!

As Yugi and the gang walked through the doors their eardrums were attacked by the not depressing Fort Minor songs. Then, they saw the alcohol. All the girls, except for Serenity who Joey didn't call because he knew that there would probably be tons of insanity, attacked the most of the non-beer drinks while the guys attacked the rest. (A/n: Believe me I've seen a lot of parties, that's how it goes.) Before long, everyone was on their way to being drunk.

One time for my Machine Shop crew and then its
Two times S.O.B and LP too and then it's
Three times It's Mike and Six on the track and then
Four Times when we come in through the back they're sayin

Oh no close the door
Shut the lights and start the show
Better let everybody know
Get on the mic and there they go

It was now near the end of the party and everyone was drunk and no one knew what song was even on.

"What song song is playing?" The drunken Rashid asked the drunken Yugi.

"I don't know. Something de-mon-ic."

Meanwhile, Tea had poor Ryou stuck in a corner. And she was talking. (Shudders)

"Did you know that friendship makes the world go 'round? It's true cause if you don't have friends then you're depreessed and then you can't have fun with like and then, what's the point in living if you're not having fun." Then Tea did a complete 360 in attitude. "I'm not having fun anymore. I think that I'll go rape Yugi and then die."

Then, was the sight on the couch. Malik and Joey were making out in front of everyone but nobody was watching. Or noticing for that matter. Joey was sitting right on top of Malik's lap. And again nobody was noticing. That is until Ishizu said something.

"Joey and Malik...are /hiccup/ going out..." And everything when quiet as all attention went to the duo on the couch.

"Huh?" Went the duo who were making out on the couch.

"OH MY GOD! IT'S TRUE!" Went Tea. Joey and Malik shrugged and went back to making out.

.:The next day...:.

"Do you guys remember anything that happened last night?" Joey asked the next morning.

"Yeah." Said Yugi. "Ishizu said something about you and Malik going out and you guys were making out on the couch."

"Yeah, I remember that too. What was up with that?" Asked Tristan.

"That was the alcohol my friends." Said Malik.

"Gahhh!" Screamed the still drunk Tea. "What was I doing with that knife in my hand? And pressed to my wrist? OH MY GOD! I HAVE A SLICE ON MY WRIST! I'M GONNA DIIIIIIIIIE!"

"Drama queen." Ishizu muttered as she went over and cleaned up the small cut on Tea's wrist.

Femaleodd: I kinda hate Tea and that's the reason why she was so...strange in this chapter. By the way, the lines aren't working on my compy so that's the reason for no lines. and review.

Femaleodd: THE LINES WORK AGAIN! IT'S A MIRACABLE!