Your Prov
You were in the woods when you heard her scream. You and Shikamaru look at each other, drop the wood and start running. You reached her and she was behind a tree.
"What happened?!" you yelled.
"It's over there! It's big and it's hairy!"
She pointed to the log. You and Shikamaru took out your kunai and walked to it slowly.
"One, two three"
You kicked the log, but all you found was, a spider. All of a sudden you laugh hysterically. You're laughing so hard you fall on your knees. Shikamaru tried to hold in his laugh.
"It's not funny! It was going to eat me!" she yelled.
"It's just a spider" you said.
You picked it up with your hands and made it climb a tree.
"There, no harm done" you said.
She didn't trust you. She still hid behind the tree. Shikamaru rolled his eyes and put out his hand.
"It's all right, you can come out" he said.
She took his hand.
"Ok, me and Aimee are going to go and get some wood, do you think you're going to be all right here alone?"
"Can't Aimee go and you stay with me?" she pleaded.
"Aimee needs someone with her, you'll be fine here"
"Ok, but be quick"
"I will" he said.
You walked back to the woods still holding back your laughter.
"Oh my god, that was, it was..."
"Just so funny" he said finishing your sentence
"Yeah" you said.
You went though the woods and picked up some things for the fire. Tsunade gave you a tent all ready. You came back and she was sitting on the log like Shikamaru told her to. You were very surprised that she behaved.
"You ok?" asked Shikamaru.
"Now that you're here" she said flirtatiously.
"Uh, ok then. Um, me and Aimee will set up the tent where you're going to sleep and me and Aimee will sleep outside"
"Can't you sleep with me in the tent"
"Uhh, no because, because..."
"Because I'm afraid of the dark" you lied.
"You're afraid of the dark?" she asked.
"Yes, terrified actually"
"You are?" asked Shikamaru.
"Yes, remember?" you winked at him.
"Oh, oh! Yeah, she is. Such a scardy cat"
"Yeah, that's me, a scardy cat"
"Yeah, she's such a loser she cried when she was in the dark alone"
"Yeah"
"She's so scared she asked Naruto, this guy in our village to protect her"
"Ok, don't push it" you said
"Sorry" he said.
"Well, our point is that I can't sleep by myself, so I have to sleep with Shika"
"Fine"
You set up the tent and she went inside. You and Shikamaru put up a fire.
"Owch"
Shikamaru burned his hand.
"You ok?"
"Yeah, nothing big"
"You can get infected"
"It'll be fine"
You went up by a river and soaked you towel in the water. You went back, took his hand and put it on the towel.
"Ow, is it supposed to sting?"
"That means it's working"
After you thought it healed you took out the 3 blankets and layed them down.
"Great, she doesn't give us sleeping bags, but she gives us blankets"
"Hey, it's better that nothing"
You went on the blanket and put the sheets over you. Shikamaru went beside you.
"We have to stay awake" you said.
"I know, what a drag"
You giggled.
"I like it when you giggle, it makes me smile"
"Thanks"
You were whispering because you didn't want to wake up Keiko. You weren't doing much. You were lying down facing him and he was lying down facing you. You were just talking.
"What are your pet peves, what do you hate about a girl. And it can't be that they're troublesome"
"I can't stand if a girl is too flirty"
"Like Keiko?"
"Wait, let me change my answer. I hate girls that are like Keiko"
You laughed.
"So, what do you look for in a guy?"
"Hm, they have to be outgoing. But they also have to be layed back when they have to be. They need to be strong and every second when I'm with them it could never be a dull moment. Ok, your turn. If you were paid a million dollars to model for porn, would you do it?"
"No, you?"
"I would"
"Why?"
"It's a million dollars man! C'mon, why wouldn't you?"
"Because it would be..."
"Such a drag" you said finishing his sentence.
"Yeah" he said surprisingly.
"I'm cold" you said.
You went close to Shikamaru.
"Is it all right if I do this?" you asked.
"Yeah, fine by me"
You fell asleep.
Shikamaru's Prov:
Aimee fell asleep. You were about to go to sleep but you forced yourself to stay up. All of a sudden you feel her snuggling in your chest. You blush like really hard.
Why the fuck am I blushing?
You shrugged. You tried so hard not to go to sleep but you couldn't help yourself. You fell asleep. It's the next morning. You wake up knowing that Keiko isn't in any kind of trouble.
"Morning" said Aimee.
"Morning"
She was still next to you.
"So, you fell asleep too?" she asked.
"Yeah, well, you know me"
She chuckled. Then you see Keiko coming out of her tent. She froze seeing you with your arm over Aimee and Aimee really close to you. He took his hand away quickly and Aimee stood up.
"I can explain" you said.
You didn't want her to go in her drama stage. Yet she did.
"You chose her then me! How could you! I thought we had something special, I thought we would connect, and yet you slept with her?!"
"Keiko, Keiko, one, Aimee is only my best friend, nothing more, two, I, personally didn't feel any connections, and three... NOTHING HAPPENED!"
"You, you really didn't feel anything?" she asked/
All of a sudden Aimee whispers in your ear.
"Shika, please, pretened to like her"
"What?!"
"Shush, just for this mission and you'll never have to see her again. You don't want her to be more troublesome now do we?"
You though for a while.
"Fine" you said.
You walked over to Keiko.
"May..."
You turned your head at Aimee doing the Do I really have to do this? face. She nodded her head. You sighed.
"May I have a word with you alone"
She smiled and you led her in the woods.
Your Prov
Shikamaru took her hand and led her in the woods. When he left you started laughing. Then your phone rang. (Bold is you Italics is the caller)
Yeah.
Hey Aimee.
This is...
Kiba
Oh, hey, what's up?
Just seeing how your doing with Shikamaru. Did you see the girl? I heard she was annoying.
Well you heard right. And she's in love with Shika!
Kiba starts laughing.
Man how I feel bad for him.
There's more. Shika told her that he didn't think they connected. So I knew she was going to be a whiny slut the whole mission. So I told Shika to pretened to like her until the end of the mission. Now he's going to live in hell for the next day or two. And i'll be entertained for those days.
Kiba starts laughing really hard now.
You probably just wanted the entertainment.
Kinda
I knew it!
Oh, Shika is coming with his girlfriend.
You and Kiba chuckled.
Ok, make sure you get some on tape.
Oh don't worry, I will.
All right, bye
See ya
You hung up.
"Who was that?" asked Shikamaru.
"Kiba"
"What he say"
"Oh, stuff"
You chuckled and Shikamaru raised an eyebrow.
"I'll tell you after the mission"
"Sure, whatever"
All of a sudden you see him holding hands with Keiko. You hold in your laugh.
"So, you two are together?"
"Yep, me and pooky bear are together"
"Pooky bear?" you asked.
"Oh, that's my own nickname for him, Pooky Bear"
You choke back your laugh harder.
"Aw, what a cute name"
Then you saw Shikamaru's face. It's the I want to die than do this look.
"Hey Keiko, me and Shika are going to train for a bit, could you stay here"
"No"
"Excuse me?"
"I want to stay with Pooky Bear"
"Well Pooky Bear has to train with Aimee, all right?"
"All right what?" she was expecting a diferent answer.
Shikamary gave a big sigh.
"Allright...baby"
You held your laugh as much as you possibly can.
"Ok, I'll wait here"
You and Shikamaru walked into the woods. When you got deep enough you laughed like crazy, you laughed so hard, you fell on your knees.
"You are just enjoying this aren't you?" he said
You wiped off the tears from your eyes from laughing too hard.
"No I'm not"
"You are!" he said surprisingly.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's just so funny"
"Oh, haha, it is" se said in a sarcastic voice.
Then you saw that he was really annoyed.
"I'm sorry, only until the end of the mission, ok?"
"Fine"
"Ok, when we get back I'll do anything you want"
"You better"
All of a sudden Keiko comes running to us. She was breathing hard.
"What happened?" he asked.
"I lost the scroll"