Your Prov:

Keiko runs to you and Shikamaru.

"I lost the scroll"

"What?!" you and Shikamaru yelled.

"I looked for it in my bag and it wasn't there! What the hell are we supposed to do?! That was an important scroll! My dad is so going to kill me! What do we do?"

You walked to a tree and started hitting your head on it.

"Shit, shit, shit" you said after every hit.

Shikamaru went to his thinking position.

"Pooky, what are you doing?"

"Shh" you said.

"Hey, you can't shush me"

"Stop, he's thinking"

"About what?"

"About how we're going to solve this"

"Maybe I could think better if you two would shut up" he said.

"Sorry" you said.

"Pooky! Did you tell me to shut up?"

"Please, Keiko, I'm trying to think, could you please be quiet"

"Ok pooky, maybe this will help you think"

Shikamaru was closing his eyes so he couldn't tell what she was going to do. She bent over and kissed him. Shikamaru opened his eyes wide open. She broke the kiss.

"Did that help you?" she asked.

"I-I don't know"

"Oh, I know you liked that" she said.

"Take your fucking lips off of him" you said.

What the hell did I say that for?

"Excuse me? I could do whatever I want with him because he's my boyfriend"

"Oh, right, sorry. I-I'm going to walk around in the woods"

You jumped on trees into the woods.

Shikamaru's Prov:

You looked at Keiko. She looked at you and smirked and pushed you againts a tree. She took her hand and put it on your chest.

"Finally she's gone, now we can have some alone time" she said.

You raised your eyebrow. Then you knew what she was thinking.

"No, no, I can't" he said.

"Why not"

"Because I, uhh, I'm not ready"

"Then I'll make you ready"

All of a sudden Aimee comes and throws a rock at her head.

"As much as I want to laugh at him, and I mean I really do, I won't. Do you know why? Because friends have their friend's back so I got Shika's back and if he doesn't want to make-out with you, then he doesn't have to. You can't just force him, though I would like to see you try. But either way, you can't force him to. He's got his own rights, weather he's a boy or girl, black or white, he still has rights. And you know what? You're a whiny little brat who walks around with her little nose up in the air thinking you're too good for us when if there wasn't an us then you would probably be all alone in this cruel world. And if it wasn't for us ninjas then maybe you could be lying on the floor dead. So you better treat Shika right or he may turn your back on you. Besides, I don't have my video camera to view this beautiful sight and watch it with Kiba. So back off"

"Hey! You can't just hit me with a rock and give me a whole lecture right after that!" said Keiko

"I just did" she replied.

What a drag. I wish this mission could be over. When I come home I'm gonna sleep for 3 days straight and make Aimee clean up my room.

"Hey, I can make him do whatever I want!" said Keiko.

"No you can't" yelled Aimee.

"Aimee, I have 5 words for you, I am his girl friend"

"One, girlfriend is 1 word you moron, and second I have 5 words too, I can kick your ass"

Keiko gasped in shock. You gave a little chuckle. Keiko looked at you surprised.

"I'm just going to stay over here and think" you said.

You walked over next to a tree and did your thinking position.

Your Prov:

Shikamaru started thinking. Keiko was getting all fed up with you.

"Come Keiko, let's have a talk" you said.

"Why?"

"Shika said while he was thinking to tell you something, right Shika"

"Yeah" he lied.

"Well, ok, if pooky says you can"

You walked in the woods with her. You told her to close her eyes because Shikamaru wanted to give her a gift. She closed her eyes and you put a big piece of tape over her mouth. Before she knew it her arms were tied and her feet to.

"That'll make you shut up, for now" you said.

You picked her up over your shoulder.

"Damn woman, what the fuck do you eat?! You're mad heavy"

He growled at you. You put her down.

"This is never gonna work. What the hell do I do?"

Then you saw a log, it was hallow. You smirked at looked at her. Her eyes went wide open. You put her in the log and started pushing her where Shikamaru was. He looked at you. You sat on the log, crossed your arms and legs and smirked. He looked at you and chuckled.

"For once, your troublesome came in handy" he said.

"Yes it did. Well, did you think of something?"

"No, it's hard because I don't know anything about the scroll, only Keiko does"

You took the tape off her mouth.

"Ow! Pooky, did you see what she did to me?!"

"I'll worry about that later, first, who you think would want that scroll?" he asked.

"Well, let me think"

"This is gonna be a while" you said.

She growled. You chuckled.

"Ok, umm, oh yeah! Those star ninjas hate us a lot" she said.

"But do you think they would have stolen it?"

"No, we stole it from them"

"What?!" you and Shikamaru yelled.

"No wonder it's gone!" you yelled.

You rubbed your forehead and started hitting your head on the tree again and saying shit.

"Does she do this all the time?" asked Keiko.

"Only when she's stressed"

"That's stupid" replied Keiko.

You went over to the log and kicked it.

"Hey! I'm still in here you know!"

"Ok Shika, where's that duck tape?"

"Ok, ok, I'll be quiet, jeez"

You took out your cell phone and called Tsunade.

"What the hell are you doing?" asked Shikamaru.

"Calling Tsunade"

"Why?!"

"Face it, we need help, and I bet this bitch is as clueless as we are"

"Hey!" yelled Keiko.

This time Shikamaru kicked the log. He took the duck tape and put it over Keiko's mouth.

Shika took the phone from your hand and hung up.

"We could look the forest; he or she can't be that far"

"Shika, look, I can't spend another day with this girl, and we do need help. She must've had a reason to choose both of us. This was an important mission and we blew it! So we need help"

"No, we don't, we could…"

"What else could we possibly do? Shika, sometimes we need to ask for help"

You took your phone back and called her again. You saw Shikamaru and you could tell that he was pissed. You gave a big sigh and hung up the phone.

"Fine, I'll give it a couple of days"

He had a satisfied face.

"On one condition" you said.

"What?"

"We bring her back to the village and we'll look for the scroll, when we receive it we'll go back to the village, pick her up and we'll get another ninja to replace both of us so we don't have to deal with her, ok?"

"Ok. I'm with you there"

You called Tsunade and explained it to her. She agreed, so you ran kicking the log, it probably too you approximately 6 hours to get there. When you arrived there she threw up because she got dizzy. You went back out searching for the scroll.

"Good, she's gone" you said.

"Yes, what a troublesome woman"