Chapter 3: What the Frick is a Tampon?

Sorry I took so long to update, I was away on holidays and well couldn't gain access to a computer due to a certain someone (Glares at Brother) but it's all good now. Thank you guys so much for the updates, they mean alot and give me a reason to continue on. I decided Pharmacy land is next chappy, soz!

Enjoy!

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Naruto and Sasuke where in the kitchen of their hotel room busy scanning the fridge for something to eat when all of a sudden...'POOF!'

Kakashi appeared before their eyes.

Sasuke's Head: Why didn't he just walk down the friggin hall? Baka..

"Sasuke, Naruto, I have a mission for you!"

Naruto's face lit up.

Naruto's Head: Oh boy! A mission! ((wtf...))

"First off, I would like to congratulate Uchiha. Finally, you can restore your clan, soldier." Kakashi saluted.

(Ok, incase your wondering what the hell is going on with Kakashi and that random crap with the clan...he is sayin that Sasuke can finally restore the clan with Sakura.)

Sasuke had a puzzled look on his face.

"Ne, ne! Kakashi-sensei, what's the mission?" asked Naruto, jumping up and down.

"This mission is a serious rank A mission. It requires skill, knowledge and-"

"I'm out.." said Naruto, interupting Kakashi.

"Nani?"

"Knowledge...obwaah." replied Naruto sarcastically.

"He does have a point there." said Sasuke stroking his chin.

"Ugh..Fine. You can be smart, you can be a retard like Naruto. This mission is going to be a tough and stressful one with lot's of-"

"Can you just tell us the bloody mission?" asked Sasuke stomping his foot on the ground impatiently.

"Fine. You have to go to the local Pharmacy and pick up some pads and tampons for Sakura."

"What the frick is a tampon?" asked Sasuke.

"Kakashi-sensei...why would Sakura-chan need pads? She doesn't skate.." said Naruto with a confused look.

Kakashi slapped his face with his 'cupped' palm. (I cupped it Kyle, happy?)

"Hold out your hand." Kakashi ordered.

When Sasuke and Naruto did as they were told they recieved a $20 bill each. (Can't be bothered putting it in yen)

Naruto's eyes lit up.

"Now, off you go." Kakashi said shoving them out of the door.

"But what's a tampon?!!?!?" asked Sasuke.

"Stops nose bleeds." he said and gave them a final swift shove out the door.

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I'm so sorry I didn't write about the pharmacy yet. But it would be weird to cram it together. And sorry I took hell long to update.

But all the reviews are nice! Not one bad one yet! I didn't think I would get this many! Love you all! (Not seriously, im not les)

-J.E Sakura