Chapter 4: Sasuke and Naruto's Journey to Pharmacy Land!: Part 1:

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Sasuke and Naruto's Journey to Pharmacy Land! Enjoy!

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Naruto and Sasuke were walking down a lonesome street together, both uncomforted by the eerie silence between them. Sasuke coughed a couple of times and on more than a few occasions Naruto looked as though he was about to start a conversation.

"Ummm...Sasuke, why would Sakura-chan need a tampon? I haven't seen her with a nosebleed yet..." Naruto said, turning his head to face Sasuke's.

"You are such a retard. Obviously, it's not a nosebleed but..."

"But what teme?"

"But a.."

"BUT WHAT!?!" Naruto screamed getting impatient.

"But a toothache soother!" he clapped. ((Oooo that is soo OOC))

"Toothache soother?" Naruto asked.

"Yeah, you know, you stick it on the tooth that is sore and clamp your teeth together, so it doesn't close hard on your sore tooth."

(Eh sorry about that lame excuse for a tampon in Sasuke's opinion, took me ages to think of something without waving my arms around manically and screaming PERIOD! BAKA!)

"Ah..."

Not long after more disturbing silence, Sasuke and Naruto reached the pharmacy and stood in awe.

"Awwwww!" Naruto stared.

"Baka, its awe."

Naruto scratched his head. "So, do we go in?"

"Nah, we buy tampons from outside noob." Sasuke replied sarcastically.

"What? I don't see any tampon stands around!"

Sasuke slapped his forhead. "Baka..."

XXX---Inside Pharmacy Megastore!---XXX

"Ohayou!" greeted the friendly store clerk. "Can I help you at all?"

"Yeah, we're looking for some tampons for our friend to put in her mouth to cure her toothache." replied Naruto, intelligently as he could.

The store clerk's eye twitched.

"Sorry sirs, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave!" and the store clerk shoved them out of the doors.

"I'm sick of being shoved out of doors!" whined Naruto, outside sitting on the curb.

"Dobe. It was your fault we got kicked out. Great wording by the way."

"Thanks, Sasuke. But I have an idea!" replied Naruto totally ignoring Sasuke's sarcasticness.

"We will use my great uber-cool sexy no jutsu!"

Sasuke sighed.

Naruto formed the hand seal and then transformed, leaving Sasuke drooling over the female Naruto, of course he didn't let Naruto see that he was drooling.

Since Sasuke's sharingan wasn't activated, Naruto quickly showed him the seals and watched Sasuke transform.

Now it was Naruto's turn to drool. The female Sasuke had the same raven hair, but let down cascading over his shoulders and his dark eyes still as sexy as ever, and that same old smirk plastered on his lips.

"Ugh Sasuke...nice breasts." smiled Naruto, putting his jacket on.

Sasuke screamed (( As a chick would..)) and covered himself/herself/it.

They tried re-entering after.

"Ohay-- Two boys came in here wearing the exact same clothes.." the store clerk said stroking her chin.

"Yes, this look is very popular." smiled Sasuke as pleasantly as he could.

The store clerk nodded.

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Naruto and Sasuke were wondering the many isles of the pharmacy mega store.

"Tampons and Pads.." thought Naruto. "Hey, pads would be in the same section as band aids right?"

Sasuke nodded.

"Cool!"

They both jogged off to the isle...not seeing the 'Wet Floor sign'

Naruto slipped first, but before Sasuke could mutter 'Baka' or 'Dobe', Naruto grabbed his shorts pulling him down too. Naruto fell onto his ass and Sasuke on his side. Both grunted in pain, and the pain made them transform back into males.

The store clerk saw this and pointed at them, mouth agape.

"Security!"

Naruto tried to get up, but slipped again, while Sasuke managed to get away. After he realised Naruto hadn't yet got up, he ran back over to him to help.

Once both males were up, they made a run for it down an isle.

"Baka, you shouldn't have slipped!" whispered Sasuke harshly.

"You should of told me there was a sign there!"

"You were ahead!"

While both boys argued, Naruto walked into a box.

Naruto shook off his clumsiness and read the box infront.

"Pads"

Sasuke peered up were a giant sign was dangling from the store ceiling.

"Toiletries!"

"Would have never have guessed that!" Naruto sighed, falling onto his knees.

Sasuke held a plastic package and peered at the so called 'Skate Pads'.

"These don't look like pads to me.." he said, bewildered.

"Read the back!" said Naruto, peering over his shoulder.

Sasuke began to read the contents of the packet.

"Stayfree ultra-thin all nighters: Advanced anti-leak core rapidly, draws fluid deep into the pad and locks it away. Four wall protection to prevent and end leakage...Silky dry cover that locks fluid in better, leaving you feeling drier and cleaner. Ultra thin for comfort and discretion. Scrunch resistant and shaped to fit your body. Extra length and width at the rear of the pad for better protection all night long. Side wings to securely hold the pad in place."

Sasuke ended with a disgusted look on his face. "All that trouble for when you stack it on your skates?"

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And end of Part 1! Don't worry, next chapter he'll define: Tampon! and how to insert. Lolz, anyway, I hoped you guys enjoyed it! And yeah, i did read off the packet haha.

-J.E Sakura