Chapter 5: Sasuke and Naruto's journey to Pharmacy Land!: Part 2:

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Recap:

Sasuke ended with a disgusted look on his face. "All that trouble for when you stack it on your skates?"

Naruto, also had a disgusted look on his face. "I don't think I want to know the details about tampons..."

Sasuke slowly put the pads down and walked away. Naruto picked up a nearby packet.

"Hmmm...these don't seem heavy.." he said, lifting his arm up and down to weigh the product.

"Duh, they soak up blood."

"But...don't they have to be heavy to soak up blood?" Naruto questioned.

"Baka..think of it as a sponge. Are they heavy?" Sasuke asked rhetorically.

"They can be!" Naruto replied smartly.

"Anyway, better check out the tampons..." Sasuke sighed.

The two boys searched the isle until they came upto a shelf called "Tampons"

((Oh fun fun..))

Sasuke pulled out one of the small boxes.

"Doesn't say anything, except for shock syndrome.."

"Try inside!" cheered Naruto, glancing at the small green box.

Sasuke pulled off the plastic covering and opened the lid. Inside laid 8 firm bullet shaped cotton thingies! (I couldn't describe it any better lol)

Infront of the tampons was a peice of paper. Sasuke began to read: (muahahaha)

"Carefree Tampons: The specially designed groove pattern alows Carefree tampons to expand evenly in directions to fit your body."

Sasuke paused. "Body? I thought it was teeth."

"Not so smart now, are we?" laughed Naruto. Sasuke scowled and continued reading.

Sasuke opened the little note and read: How to Use Tampons.

"Nothing is easy the first time you do it. Which is why we have given you a really detailed description so that you "First Time" is as easy as possible.

1. Firstly, wash your hands before and after using a tampon. Remove the wrapper and untie the string. Hold the tampon at the string end and get into a comfortable position. Many women insert the tampon while sitting on the toilet. While others find it more comfortable to do it standing with one leg up."

Sasuke sighed with a digusted look. "What difference does it make? It's still gonna end up in your mouth!"

"2. Once your in a comfortable position, breathe out slowly and relax. Hold the tampon at the string end and, with your free hand, spread open the skin at the vaginal opening."

Sasuke looked as if he was going to barf. "WHAT THE FRICK!?" he shouted.

"Keep reading!" smirked Naruto.

"3. Gently slide the tampon in, slanting it towards your lower back. If you feel some resistance, simply change direction a bit. It may also help to gently rotate the tampon.

4. Gently pish your finger as possible into the vagina, this will place the tampon in the central part of the vagina with the string outside your body. The tampon has been inserted correctly when you cannot feel it at all and, don't worry, a tampon cannot get lost because the cervix is too small to allow a tampon to pass through."

Naruto gulped. "So much for nosebleeds and tooth aches..."

"That is so disgusting...Sakura has to put this inside her body?" Sasuke asked, holding it away from him as far as possible.

"Yes, but not until atleast 14+" called a certain pink haired Kunoichi, standing beside her silver haired Sensei triumphantly,hair blowing in the wind.

"Where'd the wind come from?" asked Sasuke, looking around.

"Sakura-chan!" Naruto called, clasping onto her arm.

"You guys didn't know about pads and tampons?" she questioned, raising a brow.

Sasuke shook his head, as did Naruto. "Nope."

"Ever had sex-education?"

Both boys hesistantly shook their heads again and looked at each other, a confused look plastered on their faces.

"Well!" she sighed. "I guess I'll have to educate you!"

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Sorry that this chappy was as boring as hell, but i guess i wasn't in the mood. Well, thanks so far for your reviews guys! Means alottttttt!

Stay tuned for next chappie! Whenever the hell thats coming up...

Anyway, i would like to share my current favourite joke with Sasuke!

Sasuke: Do I have to?

Me: Yes

Sasuke: Fine...shoot.

Me: Knock knock

Sasuke: Who's there?

Me: Interrupting cow

Sasuke: Interrupting co-

Me: MOO!

Sasuke: ...