Chapter 7: Kakashi's Dream, Sakura's Reality:
Hey guys! Lol, I'm realllyyyyyyyyyyyyy sorry, because I sed i'd probably update within the next day, but my teacher decided to dump a whole lot of assignments on my plate and...ARGH! anyway, it's okay, because ive updated! But, the sequel probably won't be started until after chrissy. Probably. and we all kno with my laziness that it will not happen, hehe...
Enjoy!
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---In the Room Sasuke took Sakura---
"Sasuke-kun! I can't have SEX!" Sakura yelled to Sasuke, who was sitting on the bed infront of her.
"Well...why not?" he asked, curious.
"Because we're 12! Not to mention I have my period!"
"If you can have sex at 16, you should be allowed to have sex at 12!" he shouted, which to Sakura kind of sounded desperate.
"What about my period? I can't possibly have sex with it!" Sakura replied, slightly annoyed.
"Why not!"
"BECAUSE I WOULD LEAK BLOOD EVERYWHERE!" she shouted. "It would be...disgusting and messy.."
"I like blood." he said, in my friend Kyle's super freaky Kaleen voice, and doing those eyes... (shudders)
"Okay...that was weird..." Sakura said slowly, before starting to back off.
"Yeah, I know...forget I said that."
"Okay, but I still can't have sex with you!"
"What if I told you I loved you?" he asked.
"Sasuke-kun, I'm sorry, but I can't!"
Sasuke thought for a few seconds, then began the process of removing his shirt, revealing a well toned chest.
"Now?" he asked again.
"Tempting." she gulped as her eyes trailed over his chest.
Sasuke got up so he was standing at eye level with Sakura. With one finger, he tilted her chin upwards, then gently placed his lips on hers, capturing her in a passionate kiss. Then, he pulled away. ((Ignore the crappy romance -.-'))
"Does that change your mind?" He asked again, with an eyebrow raised.
Sakura gulped "Sure does!" she said enthusiastically, then launched herself at him.
---Kakashi and Naruto---
"Kakashi-sensei, I can hear banging on the walls..." said Naruto, who was very confused at the banging and moaning coming from the other room.
"It's probably Sakura and Sasuke training again." replied Kakashi, head burried in the latest issue of Icha Icha.
"Well, I don't know but it sounds like some sort of training.."
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After 2 hours, the banging and moaning was still continuing... (woah...)
"That's it!" yelled Naruto. "Either I go and check, or you!" Naruto pointed a finger at Kakashi.
"Whatever.." he grunted as he pulled himself off of the ground.
Kakashi walked out of the living room and down the hall to where the banging and moaning was coming from.
He slowly opened the door and saw... ((Brace yourselves, this aint pretty))
Sakura was positioned on top of Sasuke, who had blood smeared all up his chest with Sakura's hand prints. Sakura immediately turned to the doorway Kakashi was standing at and sat frozen.
Kakashi stood there wide-eyed, and then his eyes rolled into the back of his head as he fell onto the floor, passed out.
Sakura turned back to Sasuke. "Uh oh..."
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Everyone gathered around around Kakashi, who was lying on the couch.
"Are you okay, Kakashi-sensei?" Sakura asked, worried.
"Yeah, my head hurts a bit, and I had the weirdest dream..." he replied, rubbing his forhead.
"Sakura and Sasuke were having sex!" he blurted.
Sakura and Sasuke turned to look at each other, before looking back at Kakashi.
"Ummm Kakashi-sensei...that...that wasn't a dream.." she laughed nervously, rubbing the back of her head.
Then, poor Kakashi passed out...again.
(This would be a good place to leave it, but I got a couple more things to add!)
---1 week later---
The mission was completed in the Village of Wave, and Sasuke, Naruto and Kakashi were gathering their things before they headed off. Sakura, on the other hand was doing something a little different.
"K-kakashi-sensei! S-sasuke-kun! C-can you p-please come here?" called a weak little voice from inside the bathroom.
Kakashi and Sasuke looked at each other and then ran to the bathroom, where Sakura was sitting on the toilet seat.
"What's wrong, Sakura?" asked Sasuke.
"Kakashi-sensei, Sasuke-kun..." she said quietly. "I'm pregnant.."
Then, Kakashi passed out, again, and hit his head on the side of the tub on the way down.
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Dun Dun Daaaaa! Well, the ending was pretty obvious, but anyway...im sorry it was short!
Me - Sasuke-kun! I have a guest! It's Kakashi-sensei! (pulls out kakashi, who has a long trail of drool hanging from his mouth.)
Sasuke - Why is he drooling?
Me - Well, after taking him to the doctors, he has been diagnosed with brain damage.
Sasuke - How?
Me - By passing out, and then the time he hit his head on the tub.
Sasuke - ah...
Me - Sasuke's gonna be a dad!
Yes, yes he is. Anywhoooo sequel!!!! Hurray! I will promise a sequel ASAP! Also, thanks so much guys for all the reviews, but thanks heaps to Kattylin who kept nagging me to put in the lemons :D But made it a good ending..i reckon.
Seeeee yaaaaas!
-J.E Sakura
