MissNavi: OH MY GOSH I AM SOOOO SORRY!!
Link: Uhhh... Why?
MissNavi: I haven't updated in like, 2 weeks!! I AM REALLY SORRY!! I was able to get so much written over winter break, and then I got back to school and it's like... Ugh.. So I'll probably only update on weekends if I'm not too busy.
Link: What would you be busy with?? You have no life!
MissNavi: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
-Midna "flies" in while Link tries to avoid being eaten alive-
Link: Uhh.. MIDNA! Just who I need to talk to!!
Midna: Yes, little wolf? Ee--
Link: Don't say it!!
Midna: Fine.. -quietly- eee hee hee..
Link: Whatever, where is Navi?!
Midna: You'll find out... Soon... Enough... Maybe... Eee hee hee!
Link: -evil stare- I hate you..
Midna: -sounding proud- I know! Now let's start chapter 6! And... ACTION!
Link: No Midna, lights, camera, THEN action!
Midna: I am a twilit being, I despise the light...
Link: Oh yeah... Like, psh, I knew that... Now.. Lights, camera, action!
Midna: AHH! IT BURNS!!
Link:P
The Legend of Zelda: Betrayers
Chapter 6
"Why do I have to find these stupid little bugs? I'm a wolf; I can only do so much!!" Link often found enjoyment in scaring Midna by dashing at random times and almost making her fall off.
"WILL YOU STOP THAT LITTLE WOLF?! EEE HEE HEE!!"
"You even laugh like that when you're mad?? What is WRONG with you?!" Link scampered and dashed in delight around the twilight world. "Wow, maybe twilight isn't that bad.. I mean really.. What's there to be afraid of? It's very peacefu---" "ARRRRRRROOO!!!!" Link howled in fear. He honed his senses to find two bugs attacking him. He ran after them, and one of them ran him up to a closed gate. Link, knowing how stupid he is, crashed into the gate.
"Eee hee hee!"
"Grrrr.."
"Silly little wolf!!"
"Grrr grrr.."
"You can't run through gates! Maybe there's a way underneath the gate! Eee hee hee!"
"Hey, this is near Coro's house. While I'm here, I might as well go visit ol' bird brains!" Link ran off towards Coro's house as Midna screamed and yelled that he was going the wrong way. Link ran onto a platform and Midna helped him jump through a window. Once they were inside, Link jumped off the platform on the top floor. He saw the light of a spirit, and honed his senses. He saw none other than Coro standing on top of some tables.
"Wh- What's with these bugs? Those things aren't normal!"
"Well hey, neither are you buddy! You're the one with a bird's nest in your hair!"
"They're so big... So weird... So creepy..."
"Whoa.. If THEY'RE creepy, then what are YOU?!"
"C'mon, get away, bugs... Shoo... Get out of here..."
"Yeah, you're real aggressive.. They are going to be so scared.." Suddenly, two bugs came out from under a table and Link killed them with his big, bad "hottness."
"Wh-WHAT? They just... died? Oh boy, I have NO idea what's going on around here..."
"Join the club.." Link collected the tears of light and went back to the locked gate. He honed his senses and crawled under the gate. "AHHH!! MY HOTTNESS!! THE FREAKIN' DIRT GOT IT ALL... Uhh.. NOT HOTT!! But I've still got it.. I'm Linkalicious!! Linkalicious! I'm so hot! Linkalicious! The girlies think I'm so hot! Linkalicious ta-ta-ta-ta-ta TASTY TASTY!!" Link ran around like a sissy because he was afraid of the bugs, but then pulled himself together and defeated them. He ran through the cave as quickly as possible, avoiding all creatures in his path. He ran through to the swamp area, which was now covered in a purple, hazy fog.
"Hmmm, I get the feeling this area is even more dangerous than the last... Let me just say this... Don't try to head into that fog without looking around carefully, ok?" Link daringly jumped into the purple haze, and fainted. "Now, see... That's what I was warning you about."
"Well... BE MORE SPECIFIC NEXT TIME!!"
"I'm telling you, I don't think we're going to get through here too easily. So... What'll we do?"
"We? Since when did this become 'we'? I ALWAYS DO EVERYTHING!" Link looked for a possible way through the fog. He ran back and forth until Midna saw it.
"There! Let's cross over there!" Midna helped him jump to the places he normally couldn't reach on his own, and they landed on a hill. Link ran further up the hill and jumped across platforms. He landed inside the hollowed out part of a tree and defeated three bugs with tears of light. Link ran across the branch and with Midna's help, jumped across branches and platforms until he was at the top of the tree.
"Oh... snap..." Link looked around, and he was surrounded by many deku babas. He leaped across the boughs of the tree in record time, and landed on a fairly tall stump of a tree. He jumped past a swinging branch that almost resembled an ax, and hopped down several platforms. He reached the bottom and dug up two bugs and crushed them like the little maggots they are. Link ran around and found the old squawking parrot's shop. Link tried to knock the barrels of liquid over, but to no avail. He ran through the area until he came across the tree where he found Talo and the monkey also known as Rosie, due to the fact there is a rose in her fur.
"Someone... Someone helped me?" Rosie asked after Link had killed the bugs.
"I wasn't really helping you.. I just wanted to get the light things so I could be human again.. Yeah, sorry.. Nothing about you.."
"Boy, lucky for me... Ever since the boss went funny in the head, there've been scary monsters everywhere... Those village kids got led through the woods for some reason..."
"BETH?! MY BETH?!"
"The whole forest is so weird now... What's happened?" Link collected the final tears of light. Light poured from the Vessel of Light. Link was suddenly transported back to the spring where Faron rests. Faron woods had returned to normal.
"Hey! I'm back in your head Link! Eee hee hee! I can't get in there in the twilight.. You're head is too light. Eee hee!"
"Whatever..."
"Awww, but it was so nice here in the twilight... What's so great about a world of light, anyway? Eee hee hee! See you later!" Midna disappeared as a bright light arose from the shallow waters.
"My name is Faron. I am one of the spirits who dwell in Hyrule. By the order of the gods, I protect this forest."
"Well, you're not doing such a hot job.."
"O brave youth... In the land covered in twilight, where people roam as spirits, you were transformed into a blue-eyed beast."
"No duh!! Is that why I'm a wolf? I had no idea!! God, do these light things think I'm stupid?"
"Yes.. They do Link.."
"NAVI!! NAVI IS THAT YOU?!"
"Yes Link.. This is Navi.."
"GRRR! LINK I SAID FORGET ABOUT HER!!"
"That was a sign..."
"LISTEN PEOPLE! I mean uh.. FAIRIES AND TWILIT BEINGS!!"
"Did you just say twilit?"
"Did you just say fairy?" Navi and Midna both thought 'no' in astonishment.
"It was a sign that the powers of the chosen one rest within you... and that they are awakening."
"Yeah yeah yeah, hurry it up!"
"Look at your awakened form..." Link looked down at himself.
"YAY! NO MORE GAY COWBOY CLOTHES!! WOO HOO!"
"The green tunic that is your garb once belonged to the ancient hero chosen by the gods... His power is yours. His is the true power that slept within you."
"Well duh, I'm his reincarnation! Except now I'm much hotter!"
"Your name is Link."
"Whoa, like no way.. Seriously? Wow, I SOO didn't know that!!"
"Link.. Those gay imitations.. You do them a little TOO well, ok?"
"You are the hero chosen by the gods." Celebration music began to play in the background. "Brave Link. A dark power rests in the temple deep within these woods. It is a forbidden power. Long, long ago, I and the other spirits of light locked it away. Because of its nature, it is a power that should never be touched by any who dwell in the light."
"Your point is?"
"But this world weeps beneath a mantle of shadows, and so there is no choice... You must match the power of the king of shadows."
"Yeah.. Shadows... Scary..."
"If you would seek this forbidden power, then proceed to the temple in the forest depths."
"More forest?? OH COME ON!!" The light spirit vanished, and Midna appeared from Link's shadow.
"Well, well... You're the chosen hero and all that, huh? So THAT'S why you turned into that beast! What a shame..."
"Yeah.. Gee thanks..."
"I mean, maybe you'd rather just wander as a spirit like the rest of them, totally unaware of what was happening for all eternity... right?"
"Uhh... That'll be a big fat NO!"
"Eee hee hee! So... little wolf.."
"I'm not a wolf.."
"Oh sorry.. Old habbits die hard, ya know?"
"Oh yeah.. Kinda like how I have the strange urge to chew on a leather shoe.."
"Riiiight... What do you want to do? Do you want to head to that temple?"
"Do I have a choice?"
"No!" Midna replied delightedly. "I was about to head over there myself." Link looked at her distrustingly. "Hey, look... You want to help your friends, right?"
"Uhhh.. Is this a trick question?"
"The way I see it, maybe they're in that temple, waiting for you to rescue them... Well, good luck, Mr. Important Hero!"
"Now THAT'S much better!!"
"That voice.. I know that voice... Midna.."
"Eee hee hee! See you later!" Midna disappeared back into Link's shadow.
"What's so special about Midna??"
"Uhhh, nothing... Forget I even said anything..."
"HEY!! YOU CALL YOUR OWN SISTER UNIMPORTANT?! HOW DARE YOU!"
"NO! Grrr.. You HAD to go and say it, didn't you?!"
"I'm sorry... :("
"Wait a minute..." "SISTERS?!"
Link: Whoa.. That was a BIIIIIIG twist for me!!
Midna: We're... we're... sisters?!
Navi: OH MY GOD MISSNAVI HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?!
MissNavi: Well.. I've been looking over the story and thinking about it, and I think it's kinda cool. I've been kicking around the idea, so that's why it took me so long to type this.. It's a short chapter, but I do what I can when I can, and I'm sure everyone knows that.
Midna: I hope you freeze in the cold shadows of twilight..
MissNavi: Riiiight.. It's supposed to be the burning depths of hell..
Midna: Whatever.. Eee hee!
MissNavi: Anyway, I'm going to be posting chapters on weekends, and I'll switch weekends for which story I post for, because I focus more on this story than the other, and that's not fair to everyone else soo... Review!!