--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Chapter 3: Venison and the Like

Damn, how troublesome. I can't believe she did that, Shikamaru thought to himself as he walked back to his house.

"You look really mad for having just kissed a beautiful girl."

Shikamaru looked to his side. There, of course, stood Temari.

"Why did you do that anyway," he asked her.

"Because I felt like it. Why, got a problem with it?"

"It's a little late to ask that."

"You liked it, admit it."

"How troublesome; I leave one annoying persons company only to have the company of another."

"Geez, you don't have to be an ass about it."

Shikamaru scowled, which warranted a frown from Temari. This reaction, unfortunately, started a vicious cycle. The more he scowled, the more she frowned; the more she frowned, the more he scowled. After several minutes of this, Temari broke out in laughter.

"What are you laughing at?" Shikamaru asked, he was expecting her to be like Ino and just go ahead and hit him, not burst out laughing.

"How ridiculous we must look. Here this should be more normal."

After she said that, she wrapped herself around his arm. In his usual reaction to her advances, Shikamaru jerked his arm away. More accurately, he tried to jerk his arm away.

"Nope, this time you keep me."

"Damn, all I get are troublesome women."

"No, this would be troublesome.'

She whipped around and fell over. Shikamaru fell right on top of her. Being half way into the country saved their dignity. A grin rapidly spread across Temari's face. Seeing that grin made Shikamaru quickly roll over so as to not be on top of her anymore. He would've stood up, but he was fairly confident the kunoichi beside him wouldn't have it.

Temari wasn't gonna let him off that easily, she got up just long enough to lay down on him.

"Hinata won't be the only girl here to have sex." Temari said to Shikamaru

"I suppose that was your plan the whole time?"

"Yep."

"Are you sure you want to do it on the side of the road?"

"Well, that's a minor technicality."

"Oh well, did you really think I'd say yes?"

"Stop asking questions and just roll with it."

After their quick exchange, Temari dragged Shikamaru up and led him into a nearby grove.

When they got there, she put her hands into Shikamaru's shirt.

"I'm not gonna do this," Shikamaru said in defiance.

"Well, then, I uses the way to a man's heart isn't through his stomach after all." Temari replied curtly.

She redirected her hands to undoing the zipper on his pants. Before he could protest, she had his member out and began massaging it. The retort he was had in mind was washed out by the wave of pleasure that swept across him.

She got down on her knees, moving her hand up and down his shaft. Shikamaru growled slightly as she continued pleasuring him. Hearing his reaction, she leaned closer and licked the head with the tip of her tongue. Shivers, raced up his spine. Satisfied with his reaction, she put her moth over his dick and continued licking the head. Shikamaru leant his head back, half from pleasure, half because he couldn't believe he was stooping down to Naruto's level.

Temari began moving her head back and forth, slowly at first then gradually picking up speed. Shikamaru let out a loud grunt as he came into her mouth. Temari was shocked, she couldn't believe what just happened. She swallowed as best she could. Then stood back up.

"Alright, let's see how good you are." She said to the panting chuunin before her.

He slid his hand down to her skirt and pulled it down. He then quickly slid down her panties then pulled her closer. He then plunged himself into her. She let out a quick grasp. He felt better than she could have imagined. Shikamaru then began going up and down, in and out of her. She moaned with pleasure.

As he probed her insides with his member, he slowly began to take her shirt off. He quickly revealed her breasts. He put his mouth to her pink nipples. He bit down slightly making a loud moan to come from the nipples owner. He then began slowly circling it with his tongue. When it became erect he moved on the next one.

Moans were coming from Temari faster the longer Shikamaru went at it. Pressure began building inside of her, she couldn't believe what was happening either. Suddenly that pressure released as she came while letting out a short scream. Hmm, she's a screamer, Shikamaru though as he continued. He didn't have to wait long, soon after he reached his climax and returned the favor to her as he came.

No sooner had he finished when

"What do you think you're doing to my sister?"