Disclaimer: I don't own the Justice League, or Batman Beyond, or ANY of the D.C. universe for that matter.

The document manager won't let me put email addresses on the emails, which seems pretty stupid to me. Oh well, since I can't write the actual emails out, I will tell show you partially what I was intending.

darkhellraiser- Terry

redspeedster01- Wally

I haven't thought of good emails for the others yet.

This Ain't the Golden Years

Chapter Four

September 30, 2058

Bruce threatened me! He actually threatened me! Does he seriously think that's going to work? He should know by now that I'll keep on doing this now that I know it really pisses him off.

What should I do next? The pictures are good, but I need to do something else. Hmm...

I need to talk to Clark, Babs or Diana. They would be the ones to have the really good dirt on Bruce. I'll bet J'onn knows stuff too, but he probably won't tell me. Maybe I can bribe him with a few packages of Oreos. They've got a new kind out, it's supposed to taste like cherries in the middle.

Which reminds me, I also need to teach Terry the great art of Oreo stealing.

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October 1, 2058

I did it! I bribed J'onn! It took me thirty six packages of Oreos, but it was worth it. Apparently there was this little incident with Bruce singing to Diana when she was a pig. Heh heh.

Hold on, let me call Terry really quick.

Apparently I caught Terry while he was in class, so I'll have to call him back later. I told him on his voice mail that I had vital information and that he needed call me back later. Bruce singing, heh. That's a good one. Too bad there's not a recording.

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From: Bruce Wayne
Sent: Wednesday, October 2, 2058 9:56 AM
To: Wally West
Subject: you, again

You are a dead man Wally.

Bruce

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October 2, 2058

Stupid Bruce! He sent a computer virus to me with an email! Now my computer won't work and all that ever pops up on the screen is that stupid Batman symbol! I'm having to write this entry with pen and paper.

Terry sent one of his friends over to fix my computer. I think her name's Maxine Gibson. She's supposed to be a computer wiz.

Stupid Bruce. That's it, I'm declaring war.

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From: Wally West
Sent: Thursday, October 3, 2058 11:21 AM
To: Bruce Wayne
Subject: Prepare for War

I, Wally West, do solemnly and gravely declare war upon a certain Bruce Wayne.

There, I said it. Do you know how long it took Max to clean that stupid virus of yours out of my computer? And just so you know, J'onn's the one who told me about the singing incident with Diana the pig.

So there.

And just so you know, I've recently received some rare candid footage from a certain (formerly red haired) police commissioner. Let's just say that it doesn't show you in one of your better moments. It also involves a failed cooking lesson with a certain butler. Any guesses on who I'm going to show it to?

Sincerely,

The Flash

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From: Bruce Wayne
Sent: Thursday, October 3, 2058 3:23 PM
To: Barbara Gordon
Subject: Wally

Barbara! You sent THAT to WALLY? Where did you even get that? I thought I told Alfred to destroy it!

I'll get you for this Gordon.

Bruce

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From: Barbara Gordon
Sent: Thursday, October 3, 2058 7:19 PM
To: Bruce Wayne
Subject: RE: Wally

And my little dog too, right Bruce?

And don't even think of sending me a virus like you did to Wally. Remember, I have even more humiliating things that I could share with Terry and Wally.

Commissioner Barbara Gordon

Barbara! You sent THAT to WALLY? Where did you even get that? I thought I told Alfred to destroy it!

I'll get you for this Gordon.

Bruce

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From: Bruce Wayne
Sent: Thursday, October 3, 2058 7:32 PM
To: Barbara Gordon
Subject:

That's blackmail Gordon.

Batman

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Date: Friday, October 4, 2058 1:43 PM
Terry McGinnis's text message to Maxine Gibson:

Bruce and Wally r strting to scare me, i think they need to be on medication. BTW, i've got a funny tape u've got to c L8ter. it's about bruce

Ter