Disclaimer: I don't own Wally, or Bruce, or Terry, or……
This Ain't the Golden Years
Chapter 8
October 19, 2058
Bruce is going to pay. I decided to go ahead and do Ollie's second idea. Stupid Bruce. He has it coming. I would type what it is, but I'm afraid that the dirty bastard will hack into my computer again. It'll probably be a few days or a week before it takes effect.
Stupid Bruce.
By the way, Terry got taken off of probation today. I wonder how long that'll last.
(The following is continued privately on paper and not on the computer.)
Should I subscribe Bruce to Playboy Magazine or to Gotham Girls Gone Wild? Ollie thinks I should do both, but I don't know. He got me into trouble the last time that I listened to him.
Oh what the hell, I'll do both. I wonder what Bruce is going to think of his magazines?
By the way, I've heard that someone's trying to copy me (and Terry) over at League headquarters. Heh heh, I'm I trendsetter.
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The Justice League Daily Service Announcement
Date: October 20, 2058
Fellow Leaguers:
We DO NOT authorize the recent string of pranks that have sprung up at headquarters. Whoever TP'ed the mess hall will be duly punished.
Have a Nice Day
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Excerpt from Terry McGinnis's Conversation with Clark Kent and J'onn J'onzz
Date: October 20, 2058
Terry: It wasn't me!
Clark: You expect met to believe that?
Terry (sarcastically) I just got off probation, remember? Besides, I'd take credit for it if I did it.
Clark: …incoherent muttering….Damn Wally….incoherent muttering…
J'onn: He's telling the truth. He's innocent.
Terry: Why the hell would I lie?
Clark: (glare)
Terry: (glares back)
Clark:…What about Wally?
J'onn: I recently spoke with him. He has an alibi.
Clark: Damn it, then who…
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Justice League Daily Service Announcement
Date: October 21, 2058
Fellow Leaguers:
We are taking volunteers for a mission to Quadrant IV. Please speak with Administrator J'onn J'onzz if you wish to go.
Also, Superwoman, Star Woman, and Aqua Girl please report to the Council room at once.
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October 21, 2058
Clark called me today. He claims that I'm having a bad influence on other members of the League. I don't know what he's talking about. I haven't done anything to the other members of the League, just Bruce. (Although I suppose that Rex sort of counts.)
Anyway, Superwoman and Star Woman apparently decided to take Aqua Girl under their capable wings and show her the ropes. The toilet paper in the mess hall was an introductory lesson.
I also found some more pictures of Bruce that I sent to Terry. Dick just emailed me 17 pictures.
I wonder if Tim's got any?
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October 22, 2058
Not much happened today. Bruce hasn't said any thing about the new pictures yet. I wonder if he's given up on yelling at me?
Nope, I guess not. The phone's ringing.
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October 23, 2058
Ollie, Terry, Dick, Emily (Queen) and I all got into trouble today. Sort of. We kind of borrowed one of the League shuttles and took it for a joy ride. Then we also kind of had a drag race too. Ollie's granddaughter Emily raced the Javelin against Terry's Batmobile.
Dick, Ollie, and I talked Clark out of putting the kids on probation. We claimed full responsibility.
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The Justice League Daily Service Announcement
Date: October 24, 2058
Fellow Leaguers:
Oliver Queen, Emily Queen, Wallace West, Dick Grayson, and Terrence McGinnis are NOT to be allowed to use the Javelins unless it is an EMERGENCY SITUATION.
Have a nice day.
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October 24, 2058
They banned us from using the Javelins! How stupid is that? Damn Clark and his boyscout posse. Ollie was extremely pissed. I wonder if he's going to do anything about it.
Oh and Tim emailed me 7 pictures today.
I'm running out of embarrassing Bruce pictures. There aren't that many. He usually destroys them once he finds out about their existence. I'll have to think of something else.
Maybe I should start posting embarrassing Clark pictures at headquarters. Stupid Clark.
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The Justice League Daily Service Announcement
Date: October 25, 2058
Fellow Leaguers:
The last announcement was the false propaganda of right wing political extremists. Oliver Queen, Emily Queen, Wallace West, Dick Grayson and Terrence McGinnis ARE to be allowed to use the Javelins whenever they wish. They are to be imitated and followed in all things. They are Gods.
Have a nice day.
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The Real Justice League Daily Service Announcement
Date: October 25, 2058
Fellow Leaguers:
We DID NOT AUTHORIZE, we repeat WE DID NOT AUTHORIZE the last announcement. The culprit(s) will be punished at once.
Emily Queen, please report to the council room. We'd like to speak with you about your grandfather.
Have a nice day.
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October 25, 2058
I'm a god! All right!
What exactly am I the god of? I guess I'll have to ask Ollie that the next time I talk to him. I hear that Clark chewed Emily out. The boyscout really needs to lighten up.
I found some good Clark pictures. I'm going to scan them and make copies.
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The REAL Justice League Daily Service Announcement
Date: October 26, 2058
Fellow Leaguers:
The right wing political extremists have struck again. They have recently interrogated our beloved Comrade, Emily Queen. This cruel and dispassionate behavior must not go unpunished. Do not let yourselves be fooled by their ideological propaganda.
Also, the tyrannical regime of Superman must be overthrown. Comrades! We must revolt!
The Council has spoken.
Have a nice day.
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The Real Justice League Daily Service Announcement
Date: October 26, 2058
Fellow Leaguers:
Oliver Queen is not to have access to any of the Justice League's computer terminals. He has hereby been banished from the Council room until further notice.
By the way, this is NOT the work of right wing political extremists and Superman IS NOT a dictator. And whoever posted the unflattering pictures of Superman will be duly punished.
The Real Council has spoken.
Have a nice day.
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The Really Real Justice League Daily Service Announcement
Date: October 26, 2058
What the hell is up with "Fellow Leaguers" and "Have a nice day"? WHO THE HELL WRITES THIS CRAP?
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Justice League Daily Service Announcement
Date: October 26, 2058
Terry McGinnis, please report to the Council room.
Have a nice day.
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October 26, 2058
I guess Terry's back on probation.
That does make me wonder though, who the hell IS writing those stupid daily service announcements? Clark?
Anyway, I've recently blown up a very "unflattering" picture of our illustrious hero, Superman. It's going up in the mess hall tomorrow. Believe it or not, I actually got the picture from Lois. That woman can really be evil when she wants to be. I'm glad Clark's married to her and not me.