This Ain't the Golden Years
Chapter 20
Location:
The
Justice League Watchtower
Date:
December
11, 2058
Dr. Fate: Who's this?
Terry: He's my kid brother, Matt. He's eleven.
Matt: I'm almost twelve.
John: He looks a lot like you.
Matt: No I don't. Terry's ugly.
Terry: (Glare)
Matt: (Glare)
Terry: You want to go home?
Matt (Sulks)
John: Why'd you bring him? I didn't think he knew about you being Batman.
Matt (grins): I found out.
Dr. Fate: Does your mother know then?
Terry: (Glares at Matt): Not yet.
John: He black mailed you, huh?
Matt: (Smirks)
Terry: (Mutters under his breath).
Terry: It's an early part of his Christmas present.
Matt: I'm going to be Robin.
John: Really?
Terry: No!
Matt: I'll tell Mom…
Terry: Tell her what, that you want to be Robin or Nightwing? She'd skin you alive before Bruce and I even had a chance to.
Terry: (Gives a Bruce glare).
Matt: (Gulps).
Dr. Fate: Perhaps when he is older he might join the League if he wishes.
John: Yeah, even if he doesn't wear a mask and tights, we still need a lot of good people behind the scenes.
Terry:…..
Terry: We'll see.
Terry: I'm not sure if the Boyscout could survive two McGinnises.
John: Good point.
Dr. Fate: By the way Terry, Clark wants to speak with you.
Matt: Is he in trouble?
Terry: (Glare)
Matt: (Innocent smirk).
Terry: Twip.
Matt: Hey!
Terry: You can't come with me, so…
John: Shining Knight and Vigilante have their grandkids here. He can hang with them until you're done.
Matt:…
Terry: (Points finger at Matt) Stay out of trouble. I don't want to have to babysit you. And believe me, if you cause trouble, you'll have worse to deal with than me.
John: Like Diana.
Matt: Why? Is she scary?
Terry, John, and Dr. Fate: ……
Matt: I'll take that as a yes.
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A little later:
Arthur (Shining Knight's grandson): Batman's your brother?
Matt: Yeah. Someday I'm going to be Nightwing.
Sally (Vigilante's granddaughter): Ah'm goin' t'become Vigilante.
Arthur: And I'll be Valiant.
Sally: Why not Shahnin' Knaht like yer Granddad?
Arthur: Because Valiant sounds cooler.
Matt: Was he really a Knight of the Round Table?
Arthur: Yeah. He still talks really old fashioned.
Matt: Schway. Hey, how old are you guys anyway? I'm almost twelve.
Sally: Thirteen.
Arthur: Ten.
Sally: Hey! We all oughta form ah group ah somethin'!
Matt: Huh?
Arthur: Eh? You mean like the GAS?
Sally: Ah've course! We kin all be ah three man fightin' team!
Matt: We need a cool name.
Arthur: The Three Knights?
Matt: Lame.
Sally: The Three Buckaroos?
Matt: Lame!
Arthur: Then you think of one!
Matt:….
Matt:…
Sally: See? He was just talk.
Matt: Shut up! I'm thinking.
Matt:….
Matt: I've got it! Let's call ourselves the VVN Corps!
Arthur: VVN?
Matt: Valiant, Vigilante, Nightwing
Sally: Hey! That's great!
(And thus an unholy alliance is forged.)
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The
Justice League Daily Service Announcement
December
11, 2058
Fellow Leaguers:
We need volunteers for our annual holiday charity drive.
Also, Batman, Shining Knight, and Vigilante, please come and retrieve a certain trio of youngsters. They are terrorizing some of the help.
Have a nice day.
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A Short Time Later:
Terry:…
Matt: Uh oh.
Terry: What did I say about staying out of trouble?
Matt: Umm…
Terry: Shayera said that you guys were ganging up on Orion.
Matt: Uh…
Terry: With fake lightsabers?
Matt: He had it coming! He called us a bunch of stupid little kids and told us to get lost!
Terry: He said that?
Matt: Yeah.
Terry: Well then, good job. Orion probably deserved it.
Matt: Really?
Terry: Yeah, I've never really liked him much any way. Just don't tell Clark I said this. I'm supposed to be punishing you.
Matt: So can I be Nightwing in the future?
Terry: That's up to Bruce.
Wally: Hey guys, what's up?
Matt: When he'd get here!
Wally: I'm the Fastest Man Alive.
Terry (suspicious): Are you eating J'onn's Oreos?
Wally (munching): Of course not! Would I do such a ghastly deed?
Terry: You want me to answer that?
Wally: Er…probably not.
Terry: Um…Wally? I don't think you should be eating those…
Wally: Why not? I stole them fair and square.
Terry: Uh…Bruce put something in them.
Wally (Stops chewing):…
Wally:…
Wally:…Like what?
Terry: Er…some kind of hormone. He's trying to break J'onn of his Oreo dependence by making them "Disagreeable to his system." I'm not sure what it'll do to humans.
Wally:…
Wally: Stupid Bruce!
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Excerpt
from the Journal of Bruce Wayne:
Date:
December 11, 2058
I'm going to kill Wally. I had to make an antidote for the drug he had eaten. Now J'onn has discovered my plan. Damn West. He ruined everything. I now have to think of something else. I could give up, but that of course is beneath me. I now have to succeed for the sake of my pride.
However, it will now be more difficult as J'onn is now on his guard.
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December 12, 2058
Stupid Bruce! He tried to trick me and I fell for it! He and Terry claim that he was trying to get J'onn, but I know better.
Damn it. I was sick for the rest of the day! I couldn't stop throwing up. I still feel a little nauseous.
On a slightly better note, Matt McGinnis has a lot of potential. Ollie said that he was thinking about recruiting the VVN Corps to work for the GAS. I wonder what they'll be like when they grow up.
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Flash
Forward to the Future (Fifteen Years):
December
12, 2073
Matt (Nightwing): Since when do knights wear shades?
Arthur (Valiant): I'm projecting my image.
Sally (Vigilante): What image?
Matt: Where's the helmet?
Arthur: It didn't look cool. I'm a New Age Knight.
Sally:…?
Sally: That's dumber than ah rattlesnake in winter.
Arthur: Shut up!
Matt: Well…at least the shades look good.
Arthur: Hey Nightwing, let's go pick up some women.
Matt: Sure…
Sally: Hey! Ah'm ah woman!
Matt and Arthur:….
Arthur: Oh yeah.
Sally: (Glares).
Matt: I guess we'll need to find a guy for her.
Arthur: Unless she secretly goes for women…
Sally: (Glares).
Sally: (Unholsters her guns).
Matt: Uh oh…
Arthur: Retreat!
Matt: Knights aren't supposed to retreat!
Arthur: Well I am!
Sally: Get back here!
Arthur: Run McGinnis!
Matt: Ahh!
Bang! Bang!
Matt: Why'd you have to go and piss her off again Valiant?
Arthur: Me? It was you!
(Yes, the future is in good hands.)
