Now, I'd like to present a special chapter (or two). After all, what's JLU fic if it doesn't involve time travel and/or interdimensional jumping? (Actually, I should be working on school work instead of this, especially since midterms are next week. However, my hidden muses inspired me.)

This Ain't the Golden Years

Chapter 21

December 13, 2058
Location: The Justice League Watchtower
Specific location: VVN Corps Secret Headquarters (A currently unused closet.)

Matt: I bring this meeting to order.

Sally: Who said you could be the leader?

Arthur: I want to be the leader!

Matt: You're the youngest.

Arthur:….

Sally: Then I should be the leader! I'm the oldest!

Matt: This was my idea!

Arthur: I found the closet!

Sally: So, I…

Poof.

Hal Jordon: What the…where the hell am I?

VVN Corps:….?

Matt: Intruder!

Sally: Get 'im!

Hal Jordon: Whaa….HELP!

Clonk.

Arthur: I knew this tennis racket would come in handy!

(Holds a yellow tennis racket.)

Red Tornado: What's going on in there?

Red Tornado:….!

Poof.

Barry Allen: What's going…Oh my God! They killed Hal Jordon!

Hal Jordon:…..

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Justice League Medical Lab
Patient: Jordon, Hal
Date of Injury: December 13, 2058
Injuries: Slight concussion, some bruising
Cause of Injury: Assaulted with a yellow tennis racket

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Dr. Fate: You did what to Hal Jordon?

VVN Corps: Umm…we thought he was a bad guy.

Hal:….(moans)…

John: Don't you realize who Hal Jordon is?

Arthur: Uh…a good guy?

Sally: That we shouldn't have beat up?

Matt: Oops.

John: (About to have an epileptic seizure).

Dr. Fate: Oh dear.

Sally: Sorry Mr. Jordon Sir.

Hal:…uh….

Matt: That's what you get for sneaking up on us!

John: McGinnis!

John: (Whacks Matt over the head.)

Matt: Ow!

Barry Allen: Is Wally around?

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The Justice League Daily Service Announcement
Date: December 13, 2058

Fellow Leaguers:

It seems that a space/time hole has opened up. It appears that several heroes and villains from different periods of the past and possibly from the future have entered our time. We are on high alert.

Have a nice day.

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The Justice League Emergency Com:
December 13, 2058
14:23

Superwoman: Watchtower, this is Superwoman.

Star Woman: We read you Superwoman.

Superwoman: We just picked up Aquaman.

Aquaman:….

Batman (Terry): Oh yeah, and we captured Lex Luthor too. He's not too happy.

Lex Luthor: (Cursing under his breath.)

Aquaman: Star Girl…

Star Woman: Star Woman! Thank you very much.

Aquaman:…We believe that Bizarro might be here as well.

Superwoman: Great.

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Location: The Justice League Watchtower
Date: December 13, 2058
Specific Location: The Brig

Luthor: So..are you Batman's son?

Batman: Maybe, maybe not.

Luthor: Are you his grandson?

Batman: Maybe, maybe not.

Luthor: Glare.

Batman: What're you looking at Baldie? I'm not your type.

Luthor: You insolent whelp…

Batman: Hey, if I can talk the Joker to death, you don't have a chance.

Luthor:...?

Luthor: You did what?

Batman: Yeah, the old man told me to shut up and not talk to him. But I like to talk so I decided to play mind games with the old clown anyway. He went berserk.

Luthor:….That doesn't take much.

Batman: Yeah and…

Superman: Batman! Don't talk to Luthor!

Batman: Glare.

Superman: Glare

Batman: Glare.

Superman: I swear, you're getting more like him every day.

Luthor: So they are related.

Batman: Shut up asshole.

Luthor: Grr…

Superman: Batman…

Batman: What?

Superman: You know what.

Batman: Enlighten me.

Superman:…You're impossible.

Batman: Funny, that's what…

Superman: Go do something useful!

Batman: I am. I'm annoying you and Luthor.

Superman:…

Luthor: Heh.

Superman: J'onn's going to scan him for information. You're not needed here.

Batman: But it's fun.

Superman: Go.

Batman: Can't we interrogate him?

Superman: No.

Batman: I was going to unleash the VVN Corps on him.

Superman:…

Superman: No.

Batman: You had to think about that one.

Superman: You have three seconds to get out of here.

Batman:…

Superman: One.

Batman:…

Luthor: This is interesting.

Batman: Shut up Baldie.

Superman: Two…

Batman: This is bull.

Superman: Three.

Batman: Glare.

Superman: Move.

Batman: Glare.

Superman: You do realize that I have ways of making you move.

Batman: Like what?

Superman: Diana!

Batman: (Gone.)

Luthor: Nice threat.

Superman: Shut up.

Diana (Pokes head into the room.): What?

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A little later:

Wally: Uncle Barry!

Barry:...?

Barry: Wally?

And:

Matt: Hey! Who are you?

Bizarro:...?

Arthur (Points yellow tennis racket): Are ye friend or foe?

Sally: Stick 'em up!

Bizarro: Are you Bizarro's friend?

Matt: Uh…

Arthur: Er…

Sally: No! How c'n we be yah friend? We just met yah!

Bizarro:...?

Bizarro: You Bizarro's enemy?

Bizarro: (Lightbulb clicks.)

Bizarro: Can Bizarro play with you?

VVN Corps:...?

To be continued: