SPRING BREAK! Sadly however, this unworthy one is stuck at home (and trying to catch up on school work that my not so benevolent professors decided to have due immediately after spring break.) This is one of those times that I wish I had superspeed.
By the way, what did you guys think of the new JLU episode? While it was cool to see the ladies beating the hell out of each other, I do have to question Luthor's capability as a leader. I mean, if he had the ability to control League members through their comlinks, you'd think Luthor could find more productive ways of using it (although I'm sure the tons of money that was made was very nice).
I also promise that I'll get back to Wally's POV after this little time travel arc is over.
This Ain't the Golden Years
Chapter 22
The Justice League Daily Service Announcement
Date: December 13, 2058
Fellow Leaguers:
We are sending two teams to deal with the space/time crisis. Also, we are trying to locate Bizarro at this present time. Please be on the lookout for him.
Have a nice day.
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Location: Gotham City
Date: December 13, 2058
Specific Location: Jojo's Arcade
Matt: Hey Bizarro! Let's play Dragon Slayers!
Arthur: Come on! It's awesome!
Bizarro:…Okay.
Sally: All ya gotta do is kill the dragons.
Bizarro:…?
Bizarro: Dragons good?
Arthur:…uh….not really.
Bizarro: Dragons bad? Me not kill bad dragons!
Matt: Uh…he was kidding! Dragons very very good!
Bizarro: Bizarro smash dragons!
Unspecified teenager #1: Who the hell's this freak?
Unspecified teenager #2: He looks like a zombie.
Sally: Shut up! He does not!
Arthur: He's our frie…er…enemy!
Bizarro: You Bizarro's enemies?
Matt: Yeah! Best enemies!
Unspecified teenagers:…? What the hell?
Unspecified teenager #3: Nice enemies you've got there Freak! Those pipsqueaks couldn't…
Bizarro: Don't make fun of Bizarro's enemies!
Smash!
Crash!
(Random screaming ensues.)
Bizarro: BIZARRO SMASH!
VVN Corps:…
Arthur: Cool.
Matt: Sweet.
Batman: This is Batman, I've found Biz…MATT! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?
Matt: I'm screwed.
Sally: Uh oh.
Batman (pissed): You're dead when we get back to the Tower.
Matt: (gulps)
At the Tower:
Arthur: This sucks.
Sally: Ah can't believe yer brother threw us in the brig!
Matt: (muttering)
Matt: Just wait until all this is over. The only reason we're not dead yet is because he didn't have time to kill us.
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Meanwhile:
Barry Allen: Wally, what are you doing?
Wally: Who? Me?
Barry: (Glares)
Wally: Wow. It's been a while since I've seen that look.
Barry: Just because you're technically older than me now doesn't mean I can't turn you over my knee and spank you.
Wally: Actually, you never spanked me. Aunt Iris did all the dirty work.
Barry:…Is your aunt here?
Wally: Er…
Wally: Ok, fine. I'm trying to think of a prank to pull on the League for New Year's Eve. I'm also trying to figure out how to get Bruce back for drugging me.
Barry: Bruce?
Wally: You know, Batman. Not the new one, the old crabby one.
Barry: He drugged you?
Wally: Wellllll…he was actually trying to get J'onn. I think. That's what he claims anyway.
Barry: There's a crisis that threatens to destroy the universe as we know it and you're trying to come up with practical jokes?
Wally: Hey! I'm old now! Just let me be senile for once!
Barry:…
Wally: So, you have any ideas?
Barry:…
Wally: Please? It'll be fun.
Barry: I might have a few ideas….
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Location: Some unspecified area of the universe
When: Now
Hal Jordon: Sinestro! I should have known it was you!
Sinestro: Late again, as always Jordon.
Hal: I'm taking you down.
Static Shock: Says the guy who was beaten up by three kids and a yellow tennis racket.
Hal:…
Superwoman: We should have brought the VVN Corps. They probably could have done some damage.
Sinestro: Let me guess; is that some special elite team of yours?
War Hawk: Define 'elite'.
Superwoman: Hey, they beat up Jordon. That's got to count for something.
Hal Jordon: Can we please stick to the issue here? We've got to stop Sinestro and the others before the universe is destroyed!
War Hawk: He's got a point.
Hal Jordon: Exactly.
Superwoman: Let's kick Sinestro's ass.
Static Shock: Too bad I don't have a tennis racket…
Hal Jordon (groans): I'm never going to live that down…
War Hawk: Nope.
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Meanwhile, at the Brig:
Matt: This sucks!
Luthor: Who's there?
VVN Corps:…?
Arthur: Hey, it's some old bald guy.
Luthor:…Grrr…It's just some damn kids…
Superman: Luthor, we need to talk….
Superman: What the hell are you three doing here?
Matt: My stupid brother threw us in here!
Batman: I'm stupid huh?
VVN Corps: AHHHH!
Batman: (Glares.)
Superman: What did they do?
Batman: (Cracks knuckles dramatically)
Superman: Batman…
Whack!
Matt: OWW! I'M TELLING MOM!
Luthor: Can't you people ever shut up?
To be Continued…