-1Past, present, future

Chapter 4

Janie stood in her lime green room, singing along to the song, Give 'em hell kid, pumping out of her iPod head-phones. She just couldn't think of what to wear… for you see, today was Janie's 17th birthday! And Murdoc had been planning a surprise birthday party for her until Janie over heard and it turned into just a regular birthday party…

She got it! It was perfect! She grabbed the piece of clothing and pulled it over her head…

Now…which shoes to wear with it…

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Everybody was rushing around, either putting up balloons or placing packets of various chips in bowls as they heard the foot steps coming down the stairs…

They all looked up to see Janie walking down the stairs, un-lady like, trying to rearrange the black, short and very… dare I say it, sexy dress…

I'm not gay, btw, lol

She stopped about half way down the stairs to finish fixing her dress and looked down at the party and the sad excuse for decorations….there were a few balloons hung up around the kitchen and lounge, and some streamers that were barely holding on…

Everybody put down what they were doing and looked up at her while saying happy birthday. She let out a big grin as she walked down and saw the presents on the table…

'You guys shouldn't have…' she said, leaning down and hugging noodle, and going around and kissing the boys on the cheeks.

'Told you…' said Russel in a joking tone.

'You defiantly get that sense of humor from my dad's side of the family…' she said, in a sarcastic kind of tone 'Or at least, from your dad…'

There was a little giggle, before she came to the conclusion that some one was missing…

'Where's Murdoc?' she asked.

'He went to get something' said 2D 'but he said not to wait for him to get back to open your pressies.'

'Yay!' Janie shouted 'Presents!'

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It was about 10 when noodle headed off to bed and Murdoc gave his present to Janie.

It was the nicest out of all the other presents she had received, well, I guess because they were just a new hat, a c.d which Janie already owned and a fake and horrible looking silver ring which did not only come in a brown paper bag, but broke as soon as it fell off her finger from being too big. But anyway… Murdoc had bought her a flask with her name on it.

He then revealed his other half of the present, which was an assortment of alcohol bottles which he had stashed in the bottom of the fridge…

But before they started to get a little too drunk, 2D pulled Janie aside to talk to her…

Janie knew this wasn't going to turn out so good… they walked away from Murdoc and Russel who were already getting into the bailey's , which was Janie's favourite…

They were in the Kong's entry way before 2D stopped and looked down at Janie.

'I 'ave sum fink to tell you, Jane…' 2D said 'and it's more serious than all the other things…I've told you…'

'2D…please, don't make this harder than it already has been' Janie said, looking down at the ground.

'Just lemme finish, please…' said 2D, grabbing her hands.

Janie pulled her hands back.

'2D, this is the 3rd time you have tried to tell me! If I didn't like you this way the 2 other times you bloody told me, what makes you think I would just fall in love with you now?!'

2D looked down at his shoes, as his eyes filled up with tears…

'I'm sorry, 2D, but you are my best friend, your more of a brother to me…'

2D interrupted her…

'That snot it, is it?' he started to cry 'You are with some one else…aren't you!?'

'Even if I was…' Janie started 'Its none of your business! I don't see why you just can't accept that I don't like you!'

'I…'

'Please, 2D, not tonight, it's my birthday…' Janie said, toning down her voice a bit.' I just want to have fun…'

She looked up at him and smiled, but he continued to cry, and just walked back to the kitchen to grab a tissue.

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It was after about, two bottles of beer, three shots and a can of scotch and coke that Murdoc began to let his guard down and tried to make-out with Janie.

Janie (also a little tipsy) went along with it… but after about a minute of it, pushed Murdoc away and asked him what he was doing, but didn't make it sound to convincing, as she let out a little giggle after wards…

As 2D, to furious to drink, watched and sobbed in the corner.

After basically all the alcohol was gone, and Murdoc, Russel and Janie were all pretty hammered. As Murdoc ran for the bathroom, 2D went over to Janie and grabbed her shoulders, she stumbled a bit, then looked up at 2D with a queasy smile on her face.

'Wassup, 2-hic-D…' she said.

'I know your with Murdoc…' he said with anger…

Janie giggled a bit…

'Watchu hic talking about…?' she said, stumbling again… 'Just coz he's so hic good in bed… doesn't mean that I'm hic with him…!' she giggled again.

'I can't believe you…' he said, pacing out of the room.

Janie stumbled a bit as she walked over to Russel…

'Can you believe the hic nerve of some people?' she asked, collapsing on the chair that was besides Russel.

'What's Muds gone and donow?' he asked with a smug look on his face.

'No, no…not Muds, 2hicD' she giggled 'He thinks I'm wif Muds coz I sleep wif 'im.'

'I think he might 'ave apoint there…' Russel said, trying to make a serious face, but smiling at the same time…

'Oh…you're my hic cousin…' Janie said 'Your supposed to hic agree wif me…'

'I'm back from the can!!' shouted Murdoc as he walked into the room and walked over to Janie, almost tripping numerous times.

Janie pulled herself up out of the seat and walked over to Murdoc…

'Murdoc, if Um sleepin' hic witchu, doesat mean that um your hic girlfriend?'

'Err…nah!' he said waving his hand in the air… 'Just means um your… fuck buddy!'

Russel cracked up laughing, in fact, he laughed so hard his chair fell back wards.

There was a paused silence before both Janie and Murdoc cracked up laughing.

Janie went over to Russel, to see if he was ok, but only to see that he had fallen asleep, in the exact position in which he had fallen.

'He's sleeping like a hic log!' shouted Janie.

Murdoc cracked up laughing before going over to Janie and putting his arm around her shoulder.

'Now, come come my little er… hic fuck buddy!' began Murdoc 'We will go back to my palace…'

'You mean hic hell hole?' said Janie giggling.

'Yea, either one is good…' said Murdoc 'and lemme have my way witchu.'

'Hehe, ok then! Lesgo!'

And with that, Janie's birthday ended and Murdoc and the birthday girl headed out to the 'bago.

-Writer's note!- Ok, so there has been some confusion about what is going on… now, let me explain how these chapters work…

Every other chapter is a section from the future working its way back until it eventually meets up with the other chapters which are scenes from the past, making their way to meet up with the furture chapters…

Did that make any sense? XD