Again if anyone has any ideas for Miami Beach please tell me because I'm having writers block with that one.

Chapter 3: Vinny Arrives

Mike, Jake and Sarah are the only ones still up after coming back from The Boudlers.

"Last chance." Sarah said to them.

"For what?" Mike asked her.

"To help me think of a prank to pull on Vinny when he arrives." Sarah told them.

"I'm out." Jake said to her.

"Same here." Mike answered.

"Fine, I'll do it myself." Sarah told them.

"Fine, we'll be in the North room sleeping if you need us." Jake yarned as him and Mike went to the North room.

After Jake and Mike go into the North room, Vinny walks into the cabin.

"You look good." Sarah said to him sarcastically.

"Don't start with me now, I'm too tired." Vinny yarned.

"The loft is upstairs first door on the right." Sarah told him.

"Thanks." Vinny said as he went up the stairs.

He walks into the first door on the right and gets into bed.

"Hey Baby." Vinny said as he cuddled with Lorraine.

"I'm not in the mood right now, Tom." Kate said to him.

Tom walks in from the bathroom and turns on the light.

"Vinny, why are you in bed with my wife?" Tom asked him.

Vinny looks over and sees Kate.

"I thought you were Lorraine." Vinny said nervously.

"That's so sweet of you, to think I have the body of a twenty year old." Kate told him.

"I'll be going now. Noone hears about this, especially Sarah." Vinny said to them as he got out of the bed.

"I don't know Vinny, maybe your wife would like to hear about this." Kate smiled.

"She never finds out about this either. She'll never let it go." Vinny said to her.

"I think Lorraine would like to know that you thought I was her." Kate said to him.

"She'll kill me." Vinny said to her.

"I won't tell anyone." Kate said to him.

"Thank you." Vinny said as he turned off the light and left the room.

Tom gets back into bed.

"Goodnight Dear." Kate said to him.

"Goodnight." Tom said as he kissed her.

Tom and Kate fall asleep. Vinny is grummbling when he walks into the loft. He gets into bed with Lorraine. Lorraine feels someone grab her.

"Vinny?" Lorraine asked still half asleep.

"No, it's Santa Claus. I forgot to give one of your presents when you were four." Vinny replied sarcastically.

"How did you get here so fast?" Lorraine asked him.

"I left at six." Vinny replied.

"It took you ten hours to get here?" Lorraine asked him.

"I drove really fast in my Z." Vinny smiled.

"When are you going to get rid of that car?" Lorraine asked him.

"A month from never." Vinny told her.

"What if, we have kids one day. You can't fit a babysit in the backseat of that car." Lorraine told him.

"The only way I'll get rid of that car is if we never see your sister Sarah again." Vinny replied.

"That's not going to happen." Lorraine told him.

"Then, I'm keeping the Z." Vinny then told her.

"Why do you hate Sarah?" Lorraine asked him.

"She's annoying, loud and obnoxious." Vinny answered.

"Like you?" Lorraine then asked.

"She's nothing like me. For one thing I have a penis and she doesn't." Vinny told her.

"That's the only thing. You both love football, you like to out prank each other and you two have the same personality." Lorraine told him.

"It isn't my fault my pranks are ten times better then hers." Vinny told her.

"I bet if you were seventeen again you and her would be soul mates." Lorraine stated.

"I have a bad taste in my mouth from what you just said." Vinny gagged.

"Stop it." Lorraine said slapping him in the arm.

"Okay. So, how about me and you Git-R-Done?" Vinny asked her in a romantic voice.

"I'm not in the mood." Lorraine laughed.

"You sound like your Mom." Vinny told her.

"I what?" Lorraine asked him.

"Nothing go back to sleep." Vinny told her.

"You said that I sound like my Mom?" Lorraine then asked him.

"Funny story. You're going to laugh your ass off at this one." Vinny laughed.

"I'm waiting." Lorraine said to him.

"Your sister Sarah told me that the loft was the first door on the right. I walk into that room, and get in bed with your Mother." Vinny explained.

"You did?" Lorraine laughed.

"I thought she was you." Vinny then laughed.

"You thought I was my Mother?" Lorraine asked not laughing anymore.

"Wasn't that funny? Goodnight Baby." Vinny said to her.

"Vinny, my Mom is Fourtyeight years old. I don't have a body of a fourtyeight year old." Lorraine snapped.

"It was a mistake." Vinny told her.

"Go sleep on the couch." Lorraine told him.

"No way, I'm not sleeping on the couch and that's that." Vinny told her.

Downstairs on the couch Vinny is trying to get some sleep.

"Lorraine may look all nice and sweet on the outside but, she's mean and not sweet on the inside. And that's why I love her so much." Vinny thought to himself before he feel asleep.

While Vinny's sleeping Sarah places Jake's skateboard near the couch.

"Vinny!" Sarah yelled at him.

"What?" Vinny yarned.

"Get up." Sarah told him.

"Give me five more hours." Vinny said to her.

"How was your night?" Sarah asked him.

"It was okay." Vinny replied.

"Even when you got in bed with my Mom?" Sarah then laughed.

Vinny sits up on the couch.

"Who told you that?" Vinny asked her.

"Lorraine." Sarah smiled.

"Shit." Vinny said to himself.

Vinny goes to get off the couch, slips on Jake's skateboard and falls on the ground.

"Gotcha." Sarah laughed as she went outside.

"You will pay." Vinny said through his teeth.

Vinny walks outside and everyone stares at him.

"All right, let me have it. I can take a joke." Vinny told them.

They all laugh at Vinny for thinking Lorraine was Kate.

"Maybe you have Mommy issues?" Kim laughed.

"I don't have Mommy issues." Vinny told her.

"If I was you, I would be so embarassed right now Dude." Jake then laughed.

"I guess it's true what they say. Like Mother, Like Daughter." Tom said to him.

"How would you know Tom, you ever get into bed with Kate's Mom thinking it was her?" Vinny grinned.

The kids snicker at Vinny's remark. Tom's face turns red with anger. Kate takes him inside.

"You see, what I mean with him?" Tom asked her.

"It was just a joke Tom." Kate said to him.

"Everything's a joke with him." Tom replied.

"He has a unique sense of humor." Kate told him.

"That kind of humor isn't funny." Tom tthen told her.

"Calm down, Honey. I know you never got in bed with my Mom thinking it was me. Or, maybe you did. Maybe, that's why she liked you so much?" Kate laughed.

"I would never mistake your Mother for you." Tom told her.

"I was just teasing." Kate told him as she kissed him.

They go back outside with the others.