Chapter 7: Double Date
The next afternoon Vinny is at the Baker cabin. Tom calls Vinny over.
"Vinny, can I talk to you?" Tom asked as he waved Vinny over.
"What is it?" Vinny asked.
"I need you to do a favor." Tom said.
"Tom, if you're too embarassed to buy Viagra, I'll buy it for you." Vinny replied.
"It's not that." Tom snapped.
"Then what is it?" Vinny then asked.
"Sarah and Elliot are going to a movie tonight." Tom explained.
"Good for them." Vinny replied.
"I want you to go and spy on them for me." Tom said.
"I don't think so." Vinny laughed.
"Do me this one favor?" Tom asked.
"Fine, I'll do it if you get off my back about the way I am." Vinny told him.
Tom and Vinny shakes hands. To make it not seem like he's spying on Sarah and Elliot he ask Lorraine if she wants to go to the movies tonight.
When Vinny goes back to The Boulders Jimmy asks him to do a favor.
"Vinny, I need you to do me a favor?" Jimmy asked him.
"You want me to spy on Elliot and Sarah's date tonight?" Vinny asked.
"Not spy but, check up on them." Jimmy said.
"Sure me and Lorraine are going to the movies anyway." Vinny told him.
"I owe you." Jimmy told him.
"I could use a million dollars." Vinny told him sarcastically.
"Not a chance." Jimmy laughed.
"I had to try." Vinny shrugged.
Vinny is asleep on the deck of the Murtaugh's.
"Vinny?" Mike asked him.
Vinny shifts and turns away from Mike.
"Hey, Vinny?" Mike then asked.
Vinny still doesn't answer him. Mike pokes him in the shoulder.
"I swear I was thinking about you the whole time Baby." Vinny yarned.
"Vinny, it's Mike." Mike laughed.
"What is it?" Vinny asked.
"You wanna hang out?" Mike then asked.
"Not right now Mike." Vinny replied as he got up from the lounge chair.
"Okay." Mike sighed.
"What's wrong?" Vinny then asked.
"Nothing, I'm fine." Mike smiled weakly.
"You sure?" Vinny then asked.
"I'm sure." Mike replied.
"Okay." Vinny said as he messed up Mike's hair and walked away.
Vinny goes to the Baker cabin to pick up Lorraine for their date. Ten minutes later Elliot comes to pick up Sarah for the movies.
"What new movies are out, that you want to see?" Vinny asked Lorraine.
"The movie theater here plays some old and some new movies." Lorraine told him.
"How old of movies are we talking about?" Vinny then asked.
"They might have movies that came out in the 1950's." Lorraine replied.
"Great." Vinny said sarcastically.
In Elliot's Mustang him and Sarah are talking about what movie they are going to see.
"What movie do you want to see?" Elliot asked Sarah.
"What movies are playing?" Sarah replied.
"Blues Brothers, Animal House, History of The World Part 1, Father of The Bride Part 1 & 2 and a bunch of others." Elliot said.
"What movie do you want to see?" Sarah then asked.
"I heard Animal House was supposed to be good." Elliot said.
"What type of movie is it?" Sarah then asked.
"A comedy." Elliot replied.
"Let's see it." Sarah smiled.
"Okay." Elliot then smiled.
Sarah and Elliot get to the theater before Vinny and Lorraine because Vinny got lost. Sarah and Elliot get tickets to see Animal House. Vinny and Lorraine get to the theater.
"How could you get lost?" Lorraine asked.
"I don't know my way around here." Vinny replied.
"I told you how to get here." Lorraine told him.
"I don't need directions." Vinny told her.
"Whatever." Lorraine sighed.
They see what movies are playing.
"It's like I died and this movie theater is heaven." Vinny laughed seeing all the mvoies that are playing.
"Let's see Father of The Bride." Lorraine said.
"I'm not a big fan of the lead actor in that movie. He reminds me of your Dad." Vinny responded.
"He's nothing like my Dad. That actor is funny, my Dad isn't." Lorraine told him.
"Oh my God." Vinny said.
"What?" Lorraine then asked.
"We have to see that movie." Vinny said.
"You have that movie on DVD." Lorraine told him.
"It's a funny movie and I like it." Vinny told her.
"Fine, let's go see it." Lorraine sighed.
"Great, you're the best." Vinny said as he kissed her.
They get their tickets and head into that theater.
"There's Sarah and Elliot." Lorraine said.
"What a coincidence." Vinny replied.
"I know." Lorraine said knowing something was up.
In the middle of the movie Lorraine learns over to Vinny.
"You're spying on them aren't you?" Lorraine whispered.
"No." Vinny whispered back.
"Yes, you are." Lorraine told him.
"No, I'm not." Vinny replied.
The usher comes over to them.
"Is there a problem here?" The usher asked them.
"No but, there will be if you don't get that light out of my face." Vinny warned him.
"Tell him to spot spying on my sister and her date." Lorraine said to the usher.
"Stop spying on her sister and her date." The usher told Vinny.
"Fuck you." Vinny told the usher.
"You're out of here." The usher told Vinny.
"Bullshit. I'm not going anywhere. " Vinny laughed.
"Do you want me to call the police?" The usher asked Vinny.
"That's the only way I'm leaving asshole." Vinny told the usher.
The usher shines the light in Vinny's face.
"What the hell did I tell you?" Vinny asked the usher.
"Get up and leave." The usher told Vinny.
"Make me." Vinny said.
"Vinny, don't cause a scene." Lorraine told him.
"Fine." Vinny said as he continued to watch Animal House.
"Sir, did you not here me?" The usher asked him.
"It's called ignoring you." Vinny replied.
"Last warning get up or else." The usher told Vinny.
Now that usher has Vinny's full attention.
"Are you still talking to me?" Vinny then asked.
"Is there anyone else talking?" The usher then asked Vinny.
"Go back to the hole you crawled out of Frodo." Vinny told him.
"I'm not a hobit." The usher told Vinny.
"Then go back to your galaxy far far away." Vinny then said.
"Sir, I'm calling the police." The usher told him.
"You get on that." Vinny laughed.
"God damn Guinea." The usher then said.
"Hold on there, did you just call me a Guinea?" Vinny asked.
"I belive I did." The usher told him.
"Let's settle this outside." Vinny said as he got up and walked into the aisle.
"Now, that you're up leave this theater." The usher told Vinny.
"Who's going to make me?" Vinny laughed.
"Me." The usher told him.
Vinny is now on the grounding rolling in laughter.
"That laugh sounds familar." Elliot said to Sarah.
"Chilling familar." Sarah then said.
Sarah looks at the aisle and sees Vinny.
"Oh God." Sarah said to Elliot.
"What?" Elliot asked.
"It's Vinny." Sarah told him.
"He was the one who told me I should see this movie." Elliot said.
"You're not mad that he's spying on us?" Sarah asked him.
"He's not spying on us. Our Dads would have spyed on us." Elliot answered.
When Vinny is done laughing he leaves the theater and since Lorraine was embarrassed she left with him.
"You're so embarrassing." Lorraine told him as she got into his Z.
"Okay maybe, I was spying on them." Vinny told her.
"I knew it." Lorraine then told him.
"Jimmy and your Dad asked me to do it." Vinny explained.
He drives Lorraine back to the Baker cabin and heads back to The Boulders. When Elliot returns from his date he sees Vinny on the couch.
"Were you spying on me and Sarah?" Elliot asked.
"Spying is such a strong word." Vinny replied.
"You were, weren't you?" Elliot then asked.
"It's more like doing favors." Vinny explained.
"Oh God, my Dad asked you to spy on me." Elliot said.
"So did Sarah's father." Vinny said.
"Mr. Baker also asked you to spy on us?" Elliot asked.
"Yeah." Vinny replied.
"I thought you were cooler then that." Elliot told him as he went upstairs to his room.
"I thought I was too." Vinny said to himself.
Vinny stays up all night and thinks about why he would spy on Elliot and Sarah.