Chapter 5: More Crazy MSN Fun … Dun, Dun, Dun!

FullMetal says: OMG! RADIO-ACTIVE RUBBER PANTS!!!

Win says: WTH? O.o

Al says: Brother, are you alright?

FullMetal says: coka-cola is my friend …

Al says: That's never a good thing with him …

Win says: O.O I noticed …

FullMetal says: But I don't want to sit on Santa's lap! Santa might have AIDS!

Al says: …

Win says: …

FullMetal says: dun dun dun!

Al says: Ok, now I'm afraid

Win says: Me too …

FullMetal says: I want a lighter for Christmas …

Al says: Now brother, you know why you can't have a lighter for Christmas …

FullMetal says: 'Cause I'll go after Santa again?

Al says: Yes

FullMetal says: Can I have one on my birthday? Pwease???

Al says: No brother, remember last time?

FullMetal says: Hey, that snail was looking at me really hungrily … Why did you even GET me a snail?

Al says: 'Cause I knew they didn't die easily …

Win says: LOL!

FullMetal says: -cries-

Win says: whiner

FullMetal says: Meanies! Fine Winry, I guess I'm not buying you and Al Christmas presents …

Win says: -gasp-

Al says: Come on now brother …

FullMetal says: Then I get a lighter for Christmas

FullMetal says: -grin-

Al says: We'll think about it

FullMetal says: -cackles- Santa, you're so going DOWN! Bwa ha ha!!

Al says: That can never be a good thing …

Win says: I couldn't agree more

Al says: I got dibs on the baseball bat!

Win says: I call hockey stick!

FullMetal says: … I GET THE LIGHTER!

Al says: NO!

Win says: LOCK ALL THE WINDOWS AND THE DOORS!!

Al says: EEEP!

FullMetal says: -cackles-

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FlameKoi says: So what's going on?

Win says: ED'S A PSYCHO!!

Al says: He;s going for the lighter!

FullMetal says: woot woot! LIGHTER!! FIIIRE!!

FlameKoi says: … NOW FULLMETAL, PUT IT AWAY, I KNOW THAT FIRE IS REALLY COOL LOOKING, I SHOULD KNOW, I AM AFTER ALL THE FLAME ALCHEMIST … BUT YOU MUSTN'T PLAY WITH IT EVER BECAUSE, DON'T YOU REMEMBER THE LAST TIME YOU PLAYED WITH FLAMES? YOU ALMOST KILLED SOME MAN DRESSED UP AS SANTA CLAUS BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT HE WAS A PEDOPHILE AND YOU THOUGHT THE POLICE WOULD ACTUALLY REWARD YOU IF YOU COULD CATCH OLD SAINT NICK.

FullMetal says: I remember –grins-

Win says: …

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FlameKoi says: So, what did they take dibs on as weapons?

FullMetal says: Win's got the hockey stick and Al's got the baseball bat …

FlameKoi says: Damnit, they got the good ones! I need to find myself a new weapon now … Oh! I so have dibs on the hammer!

FullMetal says: Isn't that a bit much?

FlameKoi says: With your hyper-active ways? Nothing is too much …

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FullMetal says: … I wonder if I should tell them that the hammer's on my dresser, and the baseball bat and the hockey stick are in my closet …

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Amako says: AHAHA! ED PWNS SO FLIPPEN HARD! HAHAHAHA!!

Armstrong says: OHO! YES I MUST AGREE! THIS IS A TECHNIQUE I MYSELF TAUGHT HIM, FOR IT WAS PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS …

Amako says: Woow … What an interesting story Armstrong … I'm gonna go and, uhm … See if my telephones done cooking yet … TTYL!!

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Armstrong says: Oh … Not again …

( A.N: BWA HA HA! I AM ON COKA-COLA YET AGAIN MY FRIENDS, BUT THAT'S ALRIGHT BECAUSE YOU ALL LOVE ME AND MY RANDOM, HYPER, CRAZINESS, AM I RIGHT? OHO! YES I AM! WOOT WOOT! HEHEHE! I AM LIKE ON A SUGAR HIGH RIGHT NOW … I NEED MORE COKA-COLA … LATER DAIZ MY FRIENDS … THE ADAMS FAMILY … DO DO DO DO! –SNAP SNAP- DO DO DO DO –SNAP SNAP- DO DO DO DO, DO DO DO DO, DO DO DO DO –SNAP SNAP- I AM WAAAAY TOO HYPER RIGHT NOW!! PEOPLE LOVE ME. 