Chapter 19: Crashing The Wedding
Jake, Charlie, Daniel, Calvin and Tom go in two cars to get Vinny and Mike.
Back at where Vinny and Mike are, Mike decides to sleep in Vinny's Z.
"You tired?" Vinny asked.
"Yeah." Mike yarned.
"Did you get any sleep last night?" Vinny then asked.
"A little." Mike sighed.
Vinny gets in his Z and sits in the drivers side. Mike starts to snore. Vinny looks at him and laughs. He gets a towel that he uses to cover his leather seats so the sun doesn't destroy the leather and covers Mike with it like a blanket. Mike shifts and sighs in his sleep.
"You think I'll make a good Dad?" Vinny asked Mike.
"Yeah." Mike sighed.
"Thanks Mike." Vinny smiled as he brushed back Mike's hair out of his eyes.
Charlie and the others finally get to where Vinny and Mike are. Vinny is asleep in the drivers seat. Charlie honks his horn to wake up Vinny and Mike.
"What are you doing?" Vinny asked as the horn woke him up.
"Waking you up." Charlie replied.
"How long did it take you guys to get here?" Vinny then asked.
"Seven hours." Charlie replied.
"How?" Vinny asked.
"My car got a flat tire." Calvin explained.
"Okay." Vinny replied.
Mike comes out of the Z. Jake runs over to him and hugs him.
"Are you okay?" Jake asked him.
"I'm fine." Mike replied.
"You scared the life out of everyone." Jake explained.
"I'm sorry." Mike said.
Jake kisses Mike on top of his head.
"It's okay." Jake told him.
Tom and Charlie come over to Mike and hug him now.
"Is anyone going to jump my car?" Vinny asked them.
Charlie jumps Vinny's car and his Z starts right up.
"Jake, you want to drive my Z?" Vinny asked him.
"You want me to drive your Z?" Jake asked in disbelief.
"I trust you." Vinny said to him.
Jake gets into the driver's side and Vinny gets into the passenger side. Mike is in the back-seat of Vinny's Z. Tom, Charlie get into Charlie's car while Calvin and Daniel get into Calvin's car and head back to the lake. The others turn left.
"Turn left here." Vinny told Jake.
"Left?" Jake asked.
"Right." Vinny agreed.
"Right?" Jake then asked he turned right.
"I said left." Vinny told him.
"You said right." Jake explained.
"I said left was right as in correct." Vinny said.
"Why didn't you say that left was correct?" Jake then asked.
"Because, I thought that you wouldn't make a stupid mistake like you just did." Vinny explained.
Jake and Vinny start to argue.
"Guys, there's a fence in front of us." Mike told them.
"What?" Vinny and Jake asked him at the same time.
"There's a fence in front of us!" Mike then yelled.
Vinny and Jake turn to face the front. They crash through the fence to The Boulders where the wedding is being held. Everyone comes out the house and stare at the Z.
"That gives a new meaning to the phrase crashing the wedding." Kate commented.
Jake, Vinny and Mike get out of the Z.
"I'm so sorry Vinny." Jake apologized.
"Not as sorry as your going to be you little shit!" Vinny yelled.
Vinny picks up a piece broken fence and throws it at Jake's head. Jake ducks and the piece of fence hit's the alter.
"Fucking asshole." Vinny said to Jake.
"Count to ten and calm down." Jake told him.
"I don't do that to calm down." Vinny explained.
"Then what do you do to calm down?" Jake then asked.
"I pound on little punks like you." Vinny told him.
"Vinny, I didn't mean for this to happen." Jake told him.
"You're right Jake." Vinny said.
"I am?" Jake asked.
"Yeah." Vinny said as he walked towards Jake.
Jake trust Vinny and walks in front of him. Vinny kicks Jake in the ass.
"What was that for?" Jake asked.
"Putting my Z through a fence." Vinny explained.
Mike is inside and all the Bakers are around him hugging. Lorraine hugs and kisses Vinny when he walks in.
"What was that for?" Vinny asked her.
"Bringing Mike back here." Lorraine smiled.
"Anytime." Vinny smiled back.
"It's a shame that you missed your meeting." Lorraine then said.
"There'll be other meetings." Vinny said.
Vinny hugs Lorraine and kisses her.