Chapter 20: Charlie and Ann's Wedding
Mike is Back at the Baker cabin getting dressed for the wedding. Mike comes out of the room and sees what Vinny is wearing. Vinny is wearing black suit pants, with a white collar shirt, black tie, and a black suit jacket.
"What are you wearing?" Mike laughed.
"Lorraine, didn't let me wear this outfit to our wedding so, am wearing it to Charlie's." Vinny explained.
Vinny puts on a black hat and black sunglasses. Tom sees what he's wearing.
"You look like a Blue's Brother." Tom said.
"We're on a mission from God." Vinny said in the voice of Elwood Blues.
"Who are the Blue's Brothers?" Mike asked them.
"It's a movie and a skit from Saturday Night Live when SNL was actually funny." Vinny explained.
They drive to The Boulders where the wedding is. The wedding was delayed by a few hours because Charlie had to get Vinny and Mike. Charlie is in one of the bathrooms and is nervous.
"Hey." Vinny said as he walked in.
"Tell me that you're not wearing that to my wedding." Charlie said.
"I am wearing this to your wedding." Vinny replied.
"I'm so nervous." Charlie told him.
"Of course you're nervous, you aren't a bachelor anymore." Vinny explained.
"I need a drink." Charlie said.
"No, what you need is to take a deep breath and settle down." Vinny said.
Charlie takes deep breath and exhales.
"It isn't working." Charlie told him.
"You're marrying a beautiful woman who happens to have a rich father. You have it made." Vinny then explained.
"This isn't the time for jokes." Charlie said.
"Look I married a beautiful woman but, her father wasn't rich. Thankfully I was rich." Vinny told him.
"So what, my Dad isn't rich?" Charlie then asked.
"I tried my best to make you laugh and it didn't work." Vinny then said.
"I'm too nervous to laugh." Charlie explained.
"Ann's nervous too, the trick is not to let Ann know that you're nervous." Vinny explained.
In Ann's room.
"You look beautiful." Kate said to her.
"Thanks Mrs. Baker." Ann smiled.
"You nervous?" Lorraine asked Ann.
"No, excited." Ann then smiled.
"So, where are you and my older brother going on your Honeymoon?" Lorraine then asked.
"We aren't even married yet. Let's get through this wedding first, then I'll worry about the Honeymoon." Ann replied.
Lorraine walks out of Ann's room. Vinny comes out of the bathroom.
"Are you kidding me!" Lorraine yelled as she saw Vinny.
"Baby, don't overreact." Vinny said.
"You look like an asshole." Lorraine then said.
"I do not." Vinny replied.
"The hat and sunglasses have got to go." Lorraine explained.
"No fucking way." Vinny told her.
"And don't curse in front of kids." Lorraine said as she slapped him in the back of the head.
"Ow. That hurt." Vinny said rubbing the back of his head.
"Go change." Lorraine ordered.
"No." Vinny said as he walked away.
"I'm so going to kill him after this wedding." Lorraine sighed as she went outside.
Charlie and Ann are at the alter. Lorraine is Ann's Maid of Honor. Vinny is sitting with everyone else. Tom is Charlie's Best Man.
"Charles Robert Baker, do you take this woman to be your wife in sickness and in health for as along as you both shall live?" The Priest asked Charlie.
"I do." Charlie smiled.
"Ann Stephanie Murtaugh, do you this man to be your husband in sickness and in health for as along as you both shall live?" The Priest then asked Ann.
"I do." Ann then smiled.
"I know pronounce you Man and Wife. You may kiss the bride." The Priest told them.
Charlie and Ann kiss.
At the reception Sarah is looking for Vinny.
"We need to talk." Sarah said to him.
"About what?" Vinny asked.
"I want to thank you for bringing Mike back." Sarah told him.
"You don't need to thank me." Vinny said.
"Then I want to take back that thank you." Sarah told him.
"Fine." Vinny agreed.
Lorraine pulls Vinny aside.
"I have some news." Lorraine told him.
"Which is?" Vinny then asked.
"I'm pregnant." Lorraine smiled.
"Really?" Vinny asked in excitement.
Lorraine nods her head.
"I love you." Vinny said as he hugged her.
"I love you too." Lorraine said as she placed her head on his shoulder.
They hear music.
"Would you like to dance Mrs. DiMiranda?" Vinny asked.
"I would love to." Lorraine smiled.
Vinny and Lorraine dance in place. Lorraine still has her head on Vinny's shoulder.
"How about Robert?" Vinny asked.
"What about your cousin?" Lorraine then asked.
"No, I mean if the baby is a boy we can name him Robert." Vinny explained.
"No way and what if the baby is a girl?" Lorraine stated.
"Marie." Vinny then suggested.
"That's definitely not happening." Lorraine laughed.
"What do you want to name the baby?" Vinny then asked.
"Daniel if the baby's a boy and Kate if the baby's a girl." Lorraine told him.
"Why Daniel?" Vinny then asked.
"It's the name of my first boyfriend." Lorraine replied.
"You can name the baby Daniel if it's a boy but, if the baby's a girl her middle name has to be Samantha." Vinny said.
"Daniel Joseph DiMiranda, I like it." Lorraine said.
"Joseph?" Vinny then asked.
"I think Joseph is a cute middle name." Lorraine told him.
"Is that why you fell for me?" Vinny smiled.
"Maybe." Lorraine smiled back.
"I agree, Daniel Joseph DiMiranda." Vinny agreed.
"And Kate Samantha DiMiranda if the baby's a girl." Lorraine told him.
Vinny smiles and kisses Lorraine on the lips.
The End