Summary: Here we go! Libby and Veronica battle it out to see who is the better B.F.F. (I only know of the term "B.F.F." from an episode of "South Park".) One pin fall or submission to a finish!
Bell rings
Libby and Veronica stalk one another to start the contest. They lock up in the center of the ring. Veronica gets the upper hand early with a well timed knee to the midsection. "I don't think we will see much of the obligatory "hardcore" weaponry in this one Cosmo." Goddard said as they traded dropkicks, arm drags, and German suplexes, much to the delight of the crowd. "Your right Goddard, I think this will be more technically sound then that T.L.C. match." Cosmo agreed. "The thing I think that Libby has to watch out for the most is Veronica's finishing move: the Katahajime. That move may been more well known here in the United States as the "Tazmission", but it is still lethal. If Veronica manages to get that on, this match is over!" Wanda added.
After another series of moves and countermoves (much to the appreciation of the fans), Libby ducked outside the ring and grabbed a chair. After an Irish whip into the far corner, Libby sets up the chair, charges, and leaps, first onto the chair, then onto Veronica. "Air Soul taking flight there!" Wanda yelled. Veronica staggered around the ring, Libby folds up the chair and throws it right into Veronica's unprotected skull. "Good Lord! Was that even necessary?" Cosmo asked, slightly sickened by the sound of metal on cranium. Libby quickly covered Veronica, but only got a two count for her trouble.
Veronica recovered, and was able to land a jaw-busting sidekick that stunned Libby. She recovers and nails Veronica with a spine-tingling scoop slam. With Veronica dazed on the mat, Libby ran to one corner, leaped onto the middle rope, bounced to the opposing top rope, spun and dropped a leg on Veronica. "What a Double Jump Corkscrew Guillotine Leg Drop by Libby!" Cosmo called. Libby went for a pin, but only got a two count.
Libby continued to press the advantage, until Veronica caught her with a dropkick to the face. Veronica bounced off the far ropes and hit one of her favorite moves. "Rolling Thunder by Verdant." Goddard called, obviously pulling for his good friend Libby in this match. With Libby down, Veronica runs to the closest corner, leaps up and hits another of her impressive aerial offensive moves. "Split Legged Moonsault by Veronica! Can she capitalize?" Cosmo asked. Veronica went for another cover, but got a close 2 ½ count for her trouble.
A frustrated Veronica slid out of the ring to grab yet another weapon, but was met with a baseball slide that Libby turned into a head scissors takeover. This sent a stunned Veronica over the guardrail, and into the crowd.
Libby ran around the ring and grabbed the chair that Chip sat on during the matches. She slid back into the ring, and set up the chair. "What the hell could she possibly be contemplating?" Wanda called. They all soon found out. Libby bounced off the ropes, leaped onto the chair, then onto the top rope, then she flipped into the third row of ringside, and more importantly, she landed smack on top of Veronica. "Triple Jump Somersault Senton! A move that was innovated by one of Libby's male wrestling heroes: the Homicidal, Suicidal, Genocidal madman Sabu!" Goddard cried.
After a couple of moments of recovery, the two ladies began to brawl in the crowd. Veronica took the advantage with a stiff forearm to Libby's face. With that, Veronica threw Libby back over the guardrail, then after a few punches, threw her back in the ring.
Veronica whipped Libby into the corner, and followed her in with a stiff clothesline. With Libby stunned, Veronica lifted her up to the top, scaled the ropes, jumped and took her over. "Hurricanrana from the top! What a move!" Goddard yelled, trying to be unbiased. Veronica once again went for the win, but was denied when Libby got her left shoulder off the mat.
Veronica jumped up and began to argue with the referee about a supposed "slow count". This gave Libby ample time to recover. With Veronica distracted, Libby slipped out of the ring, and pulled yet another table from under the ring. She set it up, snuck up behind Veronica and delivered a low blow. "Even on a woman, that hurts!" Wanda cried, feeling phantom sympathy pains for Veronica.
Libby took this opportunity for what it was worth. She lifted Veronica up onto her shoulders. After holding her there for a few seconds, she flipped her off and drove her through the table. "A devastating Death Valley Driver! Libby stole one of Veronica's signature moves!" Cosmo yelled. "What a move indeed! It was invented by Louie Spicolli, and perfected by Tommy Dreamer!" Wanda added, enlightening the home audience. The crowd is rocking and rolling as the match ebbed and flowed. Libby went for the win, but again Veronica showed guts and heart by kicking out.
This is Awesome! The crowd chanted as the two exhausted ladies slugged it out in the middle of the ring. Veronica went for a discus punch, but Libby ducked. Libby tried to lock Veronica up, but Veronica reversed it. Veronica locked up Libby, and threw her with authority. "A massive T-bone suplex by Verdant! You now know that she is setting up for the Katahajime!" Goddard yelled.
After another T-bone suplex, Veronica signaled that the end was here. She went to lock Libby in with the katahajime, but Libby reversed it into a T-bone suplex of her own! After mocking Veronica, Libby locked in the Katahajime on Veronica! "Libby catches Veronica with her own finishing move!" Wanda cried, before Veronica reversed out of it and hit a nasty side head and arm suplex. "But nobody locks in the Katahajime like Veronica!" Wanda added. Veronica drug Libby back to her feet, before delivering a bone-jarring Northern Lights suplex. Veronica bridged out to get a pinfall attempt, but Libby again kicked out at two.
Veronica is stunned that she didn't get the win, and even more stunned when Libby cracks her between the eyes with a chair shot. "Good Lord, that chair shot could be heard all the way out on Chompy Memorial Drive!" Cosmo called.
With Veronica down, and apparently out, Libby grabbed the chair again. She scaled the ropes, tucked the chair behind her thighs, and flipped off the turnbuckle. Unfortunately, Veronica came to, and moved out of the way at the last second. "Libby was looking for the Atomic Arabian Facebuster, but found nothing but canvas! How the hell did Veronica move?" Wanda called. Veronica, sensing the proverbial "blood in the water", decided that the time was right for the kill. She grabbed a hurting Libby and locked it in.
"There it is! The Katahajime! Veronica has chocked out Timmy Turner, Tootie Flanagan, A.J. Phillips, Cindy Vortex with this very move, and now you can add Libby's name to that list!" Cosmo called as the ref raised Libby's right arm three times, and finally called for the bell when her arm dropped limply for the third time.
"Here is your winner of the match by submission: VERONICA VERDANT!" Chip announced, the crowd nearly drowning him out with their cheers.
"Veronica proves once and for all that she is the better Best Friend!" Wanda yelled. Veronica was not done though, she went to Chip, and asked for his microphone. Libby started to stir as Veronica began to talk.
"Libby, listen to me, what just happened…is that I choked you out. But…you pushed me to my very breaking point and no one has ever done that before. I'm not trying to blow smoke up your ass with all this…" Someone in the crowd yelled bullshit!, which made Veronica angry. "Yeah, it may be bullshit to you pal, but show some damn respect!" She turned back to Libby. "Anyway, like I was saying, it was a honor to fight you here, and anytime that you want a rematch, all you gotta do is ask. Now I want to shake your hand."
"What a show of sportsmanship by Veronica here guys. It really warms the heart…if I had one of course." Goddard quipped. The two shook hands, and Libby even raised Veronica's hand in victory. As the two exchanged praise, Cindy snuck in the ring and attacked Veronica from behind. The two proceeded to stomp Veronica into the dirt. With Veronica down and reeling, Cindy got on the microphone. "That ought to keep you from messing with my match tonight bitch! Timmy is mine, and nothing you, Trixie, or Tootie can do will stop that!" She threw the mic back at Chip, and proceeded to pose with Libby over the prone Veronica, much to the displeasure of the crowd.
"What a no good, lousy human being is Cindy Vortex!" Wanda cried. "Oh like Trixie and Veronica wouldn't have done the same thing Wanda!" Goddard yelled. "Your just mad that Cindy and Libby beat them to the punch!" Goddard continued. "Just go backstage, I'm sick of this biased rant!" Wanda yelled.
Backstage
Sheldon once again stood before the set, microphone in hand. "At this time let me introduce my guest…" he never finished. Mr. Turner attacked him from behind with a steel chair. He beat the crap out of him for thirty seconds, before grabbing the mic. "I finally got you Dinkleberg! Take that you stupid bastard!" he continued his assault, before several referees and Mrs. Turner finally arrived and grabbed Mr. Turner. The EMT's arrived and tended to Mr. Dinkleberg, and we go back to ringside, where things seemed to have cooled between Wanda and Goddard.
Back at Ringside
The three commentators are stunned at this recent turn of events. Too stunned to speak even. "Let's go up to Chip for the intro's for the next match." Wanda finally said.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, the following Mixed Tag Team match is scheduled for one fall!" With that, the song "Have a Nice Day" by Bon Jovi, plays and out walks our first team. "Introducing first, from Dimmsdale, California: Katherine and David Turner!" The pair walk out, wearing matching T-shirt and jean shorts outfits. Mrs. Turner smiles and waves to the crowd, while Mr. Turner seems like he is in a trance of some kind. "I think Mr. Turner has finally snapped!" Cosmo called, noting the far-away look in his eyes. The pair enter the ring and wave to the hometown fans, while paying no attention to the Retroville contingent of fans in the arena.
After their love fest with the fans, the song changes to "Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor, and out walks their opponents. "Their opponents: from Retroville, Texas: Hugh and Judy Neutron!" The neutrons come to the ring clad in tank tops and track pants (except that Mr. Neutron is shirtless, much to the dismay of his wife.).
"The Parental Tag Team match is about to get underway! This is a mixed tag, meaning that the men fight the men, and the women fight the women." Wanda called, the two teams meeting in the middle of the ring to hear the rules for the referee. The two teams go to their respective corners, and the bell rings.
A/N: That's it for Chapter 4! The next chapter will contain the usual, except that I doubt anymore backstage interviews will be conducted. As always, Read and Review please. I hope everyone is enjoying this so far (I know of two that are…thanks guys!).