Summary: The Turners and Neutrons do battle to see who is the better parental unit! One fall to a finish, with no time limit, and normal rules apply (Disqualifications and count outs are in play)
Bell rings
The match starts with Mr. Turner staring down Mr. Neutron. "You have to wonder if that attack on Mr. Dinkleberg took a lot out of Mr. Turner." Wanda stated as the two locked up. After a textbook standing switch, David clubbed Hugh in the back. "That certainly will help you get the advantage." Goddard called, even more biased then during the last match.
The two patriarchs stare down once more. Hugh, upset about the club to his back, has an evil glint in his eyes. David, on the other hand has an overconfident, even borderline cocky look in his eyes. They lock up, and Hugh gets David into an amateur full nelson. David counters by continually putting the sole of his boot as hard as he can into Hugh's kneecap. "Whatever works I guess." was all Wanda could say. David went to punch Hugh, but he ducked, and limped back to his corner and tagged in his wife.
With the tag, Katherine Turner made her way into the fray. The first thing she did was to slap the taste out of Judy's mouth. This enraged Judy, who went for a big right hook, but found nothing but air. Katherine zipped behind Judy, and caught her with a beautiful German suplex. Katherine bridged out, and got a 2 count form the referee. "A beautiful suplex there, but only a two count for Mrs. Turner!" Cosmo called. Goddard looked less then interested in that sequence.
Once on her feet, Judy went on the offensive. She shot Katherine into the ropes, and upon her return, grabbed her right arm and took her down, into a most painful submission move. "Excellent execution on that Fujiwara Armbar there by Judy!" Goddard called, now pleased at this turn of events. Katherine yelled in pain as she tried to get to her back, trying to keep her elbow from being hyper extended. She finally had to crawl to the bottom rope to break the hold.
Judy didn't let her get her breath, executing a textbook snap mare takeover, and quickly applying a Dragon Sleeper. Only a well-timed boot from her husband prevented Katherine from passing out. "These ladies are putting on a technical masterpiece." Wanda called as it was Katherine's turn to go on the offensive. She in turn shot Judy off the ropes and back body dropped her, followed by a knee drop to her face. Judy quickly shot up and ran to her corner and tagged her husband.
The two men charged at one another, but it was David who got the upper hand with a clothesline. "That was reminiscent of JBL's Clothesline from Hell!" Wanda called as the two men brawled ferociously. The two traded punches in the center of the ring. Hugh went for a sidekick, but David caught his foot, but he was not out of danger. Hugh got his balance and delivered a devastating kick to the back of David's head. "An Owen Hart like enzugiri by Hugh Neutron!" Cosmo called, impressed. Hugh went for the win, but only got a 2 count for the trouble.
David gets up and goes for a side kick of his own, but Hugh catches his boot, and spins him around, only to catch both soles right in his face. "An excellent Dragon Whip there." Goddard said, unimpressed. David then grabbed Hugh and shot him into the ropes again, this time catching him with a power slam. "What rotation! I think he may have broke his back!" Wanda cried. David went for the cover, but Hugh kicked out at 1.
Out of the corner of his eye, David saw his wife begging for a tag, so he reluctantly tagged her in. She rushed Judy, who had no time to react. Katherine dropkicked Judy back into the corner, the momentum carried into Hugh, who went flying off the apron. Katherine slipped outside, climbed to the top, grabbed Judy by the neck and flipped forward. "Diamond Dust by Katherine Turner! This has to be over!" Cosmo yelled. But, once again, Judy got her shoulder up at 2 ½.
Judy was now upset. She started throwing punches, which caught her counterpart by surprise. A quick DDT by Katherine ended the onslaught. "We are back to square one with these two ladies, God only knows how this match will end!" Goddard called.
Hugh had regained his senses and was calling for a tag, seeing that his wife was in trouble. He got the tag, and they double teamed Katherine. As David looked on in horror, Hugh lifted Katherine into a pile driver position, while Judy came off the top rope, grabbing her ankles, and aiding her husband in driving Katherine into the mat. "A vicious spike pile driver by the Neutrons, I pray that she is all right!" Cosmo called. "Fortunately they can not pin Katherine, as David is the legal man!" Goddard called, somewhat sullenly.
David charged into the ring and dropkicked Judy out of the ring. He turned his attention to Hugh, and landed several kicks to his side and midsection. Hugh dropped to his knees and David advanced. A swift high speed roundhouse kick nearly knocked Hugh out…permanently. "What a Buzzsaw kick! He nearly kicked his head into the fifth row!" Wanda yelled. David however, didn't go for the cover. He picked Hugh up, and power bombed him. "He nearly drove him right through the mat!" Goddard called, more concerned over Hugh Neutron's health then the match.
David once more set Hugh up for a power bomb, but this time he lifted him high above his head, then drove him into the canvas. "David Turner hits The Last Ride! That has got to end this!" Wanda yelled, but with more guts then brains, Hugh Neutron kicked out. David argued with the referee, giving Hugh enough time to recover, and plan his next move.
David again rushed Hugh, but this time he grabbed his arm, drove him into the mat, and applied his finishing move. "Oh my! Hugh has him in the Crippler Crossface!" Goddard yelled. David cried out in pain, Katherine, who had just started to stir, saw her husband in trouble and struck.
With Herculean effort, she stands up, walks behind Hugh, and kicks what could have been a sixty yard field goal right between his legs, of course unseen by the referee. "That was totally uncalled for! Hugh had the match won!" Goddard called, again showing his bias. "Would you please give it a rest Goddard! It's getting old fast!" Wanda yelled back.
As Hugh gingerly clutched his manhood, Judy Neutron kicked Katherine in the stomach, and drove her face straight into the mat. "That's the N-Factor! This match is over!" Goddard cried. "You dumbass, DAVID Turner is the legal participant, not Katherine…so either call the match straight down the line, or shut it!" Wanda yelled back. Goddard, thoroughly embarrassed, lowered his head and shut his mouth.
David now had control. After shaking the feeling back into his arm, he fired off several stiff punches into Hugh's face. With Neutron reeling, David whips him into the ropes, and nails a teeth rattling Spine buster. Then he walks casually, grabs his right ankle, and goes for a submission victory. "Turner just applied the Ankle Lock! Will Neutron tap out?" Cosmo yelled. Hugh cried out in pain, continually shaking his head "no" every time the referee asked him if he wanted to give up.
Finally after about two minutes of excruciating pain, Hugh manages to crawl to the bottom rope, causing a break. "Neutron showed a lot of heart by gutting his way to the ropes there." Wanda called, giving Goddard an evil stare as she did.
Turning to the cheering Dimmsdale crowd, David starting to pose and taunt Hugh, without noticing that he had crawled over to his corner and tagged in his wife. Judy caught him flat footed, and slapped him so hard that she drew blood from his cheek. Katherine came flying into the ring and took her down hard. "A very impressive Lou Thez Press by Katherine Turner!" Goddard called, trying his best to be unbiased. Katherine landed right after right into Judy's face.
Katherine rolled off Judy, and began to stalk her. Upon seeing her opportunity, she bounced off the ropes and went for a flying forearm. Unfortunately, she didn't hit Judy, but the referee instead. He went flying out of the ring, and landed hard on the mats outside. Both teams, realizing that the referee was down and out, saw a major opportunity to put this match on ice.
Hugh and David slugged it out outside the ring, both men going for the same steel chair, and neither man wanting to relinquish it. A stiff European Uppercut from Hugh dazed David enough for Hugh to take ownership of the chair. He cracked David right between the eyes with it, leaving him unconscious. "What a chair shot! I think David's skull might be cracked after that one!" Cosmo called. With a sick and twisted look in his eyes, Hugh slid back in the ring. Judy held a now defenseless Katherine Turner for her husband to take out.
All of a sudden, a young woman ran from the crowd and jumped the guardrail. "Who the hell is that?" Goddard asked. It didn't take much to figure out who it was, the red hair was a dead giveaway. "It's VICKY!" Wanda yelled. "When did she get out of jail?" Cosmo inquired. That wasn't important, what was important was that Vicky was here, and she had evil intentions as always.
Vicky slid into the ring and kicked Hugh below the belt line. With him incapacitated, she turned her attention to Judy. Katherine was now holding her back, telling Vicky to smash her skull in. "The Turners are gonna steal this contest thanks to Vicky!" Wanda yelled, sickened that the Turners would ally themselves with that flame haired succubus.
Vicky reared back and swung the chair, but Judy ducked out of the way at the last moment, and the chair smashed Katherine's skull instead. "It backfired! Judy ducked!" Goddard yelled. Horrified, Vicky dropped the chair and went to check on Katherine (she along with her husband, had been her meal ticket for so many years after all.). While she was doing that, Hugh recovered enough to grab her and deliver a massive Tombstone Piledriver. He and Judy then deposited Vicky over the top rope and out onto the floor.
Katherine was now all alone. She tried her best to fight off both of the Neutrons, but couldn't. Hugh grabbed her, shot her into the ropes, and when she returned, both him and his wife delivered the knock-out blow. "There it is, the Neutron Bomb! Fans may know that move as the 3-D that the Dudley Boyz made famous in ECW and WWE!" Goddard yelled, knowing that Katherine was as good as finished. Judy covered Katherine and got the three count!
"Here are your winners of the match: HUGH AND JUDY NEUTRON!" Chip announced, a mix of cheers and boos raining from the crowd.
"The Neutrons get the duke in the Parental Tag Team match!" Cosmo yelled. "That was an incredible match-up guys." Wanda said, glad that Goddard put aside his personal feelings. "Yes it was, but our next contest is going to be very brutal guys." Goddard said.
"Yes indeed Goddard, it is the very first Classroom from Hell match. Now our original combatant, Winifred Fowl was supposed to compete tonight, but the trainers and doctors would not clear her due to her age. This match is scheduled to go on as planned, but I don't know who the second participant is going to be." Wanda said as an old style blue steel cage was installed on the ring.
"Well, the cage is installed, and the Hell in a Cell is lowering, so I guess we are going to have to find out." Goddard said.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest…is the first ever Classroom from Hell match, and it is scheduled for one fall!" Chip announced. As he finished speaking, the song "Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne hit and down walked our first competetor. "Introducing first: From Dimmsdale, California, weighing 140 lbs: DENZEL CROCKER!"
Crocker made his way to the ring wearing his normal attire, but not before spazzing out like he always does, shouting "FAIRY GOD PARENTS!" at the top of his lungs and contorting into several painful looking positions. As he finished, and entered the ring, the song "Come Sail Away" by Styx hit and down walked his new opponent.
"His opponent: From Green Bay, Wisconsin…GERALDINE WAXELPLAX!" Crocker looked striken as Principal Waxelplax made her way to the ring, wearing her workout gear from the 1980's. "Oh man! Waxelplax has been wanting to get her hands on Crocker for a long time guys!" Cosmo yelled. The two stood in the center of the ring and received the rules from the referee and the bell rings.
A/N: You know the drill. I'll explain the rules of this unique and dangerous contest at the beginning of the next chapter. Until then, Read, Review, and by all means please enjoy!