Summary: It's the two geniuses going to war! First Blood Rules: No pinfalls, submissions, count outs and no disqualifications. The first one to bleed looses, it's that simple. Who will win? Who will don the "crimson mask"? Read on to find out!

Disclaimer: Read in Chapter 1...if you care.

Bell rings

A.J. and Jimmy stand toe to toe in the middle of the ring, trash talking. A.J. strikes first with a hard shove. Jimmy fires back with a shove of his own. This leads A.J. to land a stiff right jab into Jimmy's jaw. The two start to brawl, and Jimmy ends up on the receiving end of a power slam. "A.J. looks determined tonight Wanda." Cosmo says, looking over at the powered down Goddard. "He feels threatened, much like Trixie must feel." Wanda said, alluding to the Main Event.

Jimmy clutches at his lower back in agony as A.J. continues the assault. Remembering the rules, A.J. starts driving the knuckle of his middle finger into Jimmy's forehead. "A.J. is looking for blood early!" Wanda called. Jimmy fought him off with a right to the stomach. Now it was Jimmy's turn, driving his knuckle into A.J.'s forehead. "I would've thought these two would have taken things slower, like incapacitating their opponent before going for blood." Cosmo said. Frustration began to form on Jimmy's face, so he went outside and grabbed a chair. "If he connects, this match is over!" Wanda called.

Jimmy reared back and swung on a staggered A.J., but he was able to duck at the last moment. A.J. slid outside to regain his composure, but Jimmy followed after him. He grabbed A.J., and tried three times to ram A.J.'s head into the steel ring steps, but A.J. countered with a low blow. A.J. went to ram Jimmy's head into the same steps, but Jimmy this time countered. "This is going to be a nasty affair!" Cosmo called. They fought around the ring, and Jimmy got the advantage with a clothesline that sent A.J. over the guardrail. Jimmy picked up the top half of the ring steps and threw them at A.J., who barely avoided it. "Jimmy tried to decapitate A.J. with those ring steps!" Wanda cried. "Whoever gets hit with those is going to be busted wide open!" Cosmo called.

The referee implored both young men to get back into the ring. With Jimmy distracted, A.J. hefted the steel steps, and when Jimmy turned around, A.J. threw them back at Jimmy! Jimmy, by a split second, ducked out of the way. A.J. made his way over the guardrail and back into the ringside area. Within seconds, he is caught by a dropkick right to the head. Jimmy drags him back into the ring and begins to land more knuckle shots to the forehead. "He's softening up that forehead!" Wanda yelled. "Yeah, but what can he use to bust A.J. open?" Cosmo asked.

A.J. got the advantage back with a well timed kick to the abdomen, and drove Jimmy back into the nearest corner. He began stomping Jimmy into the dirt. Once Jimmy was down, A.J. started to stomp Jimmy's head, trying to make Jimmy bleed that way. A.J. taunted Jimmy with a double middle finger, to which Jimmy replied with thumb to the eye. Jimmy then clotheslined A.J. back onto the floor, and followed him to the outside. Jimmy grabbed A.J., and sent him flying into the ring post, grabbed a steel chair, and went for the home run swing. A.J. ducked away again, much to the frustration of Jimmy Neutron. "He tried to decapitate A.J. again!" Wanda yelled, "This is going to get nasty before it ends ladies and gentlemen." Cosmo called.

A.J. then grabbed Jimmy by the hair, and began to ram his face into the steel barricade. "He's trying once more to bust him open!" Cosmo said. Jimmy, sensing as much, placed a stiff fist into A.J.'s side over and over again. The counter worked, and Jimmy threw A.J. back into the ring under the bottom rope. Back inside, the two brawled relentlessly, throwing punches at each other, trying to weaken the skin on each other's forehead.

A.J. whipped Jimmy off the ropes, and he knocked over the referee in the process. Jimmy tripped over the referee and got his arms tied up between the top and middle ropes. Upon seeing this, A.J. grabbed the chair out of the corner, and began to taunt Jimmy. "Jimmy Neutron is right where A.J. wants him! One swing of the chair and this match is over!" Wanda yelled. Cosmo noted someone running down the ramp, "Wait a minute…who's that?" A.J. also saw the person, and cocked the chair back…ready to strike. "It's Carl! Carl Wheezer is trying to help out his best friend…" Wanda yelled as A.J. hit Carl between the eyes with the chair with a sickening crack. "…and takes a vile chair shot from A.J.!" Wanda finished.

While A.J. taunted an unconscious Carl, the referee managed to untie Jimmy, who snuck up behind A.J. and delivered a reverse DDT. He grabbed the chair and lifted it high above his head, ready to deliver the knockout blow. He swung, but A.J. caught it, and pushed it back into Jimmy's face. "Is he bleeding?" Cosmo asked. "No, but another shot like that could do the job!" Wanda answered.

Once more, the two young men found themselves outside the ring. A.J. dragged Jimmy to the announce table where Cosmo and Wanda sat. He kept drilling Jimmy's head into the table. With one last gasp, Jimmy grabbed a fan that was laying around after the first time the table was destroyed, and hit A.J. in the face with it. "A.J. is not bleeding…yet." Wanda called.

The two men again slid back into the ring and continued their all-out assault on one another. A.J. hit a series of Kurt Angle like Belly-to-back suplexes, before surprisingly going for a submission move. "A.J. has locked on the Ankle Lock! But why? He knows that he can't win that way!" Wanda cried. "Because he is trying to wear down Jimmy enough to go for first blood." Cosmo answered.

Jimmy screamed in pain as A.J. ramped up the pressure. "A.J. is trying to break his damn ankle!" Cosmo yelled. A Break his ankle! chant went up from the Dimmsdale faithful. Jimmy somehow was able to crawl to the bottom rope and got the referee to break the hold. A.J. argued with the referee, allowing Jimmy time to catch his breath. When A.J. turned around to attack, Jimmy struck. "It's the J.K.O.! Jimmy hits his finishing move!" Wanda yelled. "Shades of Randy Orton and the R.K.O. there Wanda!" Cosmo cried.

A.J. was stunned, but was able to regain his senses enough to slap the taste out of Jimmy when he went for another move. A You got bitch-slapped! chant went up from the Dimmsdale side of the crowd. "Some chants we will not be repeating here tonight!" Cosmo called, laughing slightly. Stunned at the slap, and more then a little pissed off at the chant, bounced off the ropes full bore, and found himself on the business end of a power slam.

Jimmy crawled over to the nearest corner to recuperate. A.J. charged him, going for a knee to the face, but Jimmy pulled the referee in front of him. The referee took all the momentum that A.J. had behind him, and fell face down into the canvas. "Oh great, now the referee is down! This is going to get ugly!" Wanda called. And ugly it got.

Both of them slid out of the ring and grabbed steel chairs. They got back into the ring and started a round of "dueling chairs". "It resembles an old style sword fight in there!" Cosmo called. Both men threw down their chairs and started to brawl. A.J. got the upper hand with an uppercut, and decided that enough was indeed enough. "What is A.J. going for?" Wanda asked.

A.J. grabbed a T.V. camera from a nearby cameraman. "That's a television camera! A.J. is going for the win!" Cosmo cried, answering Wanda's question. Jimmy staggered to his feet, and was met with the sharp corner on the camera right in the face! "Neutron is down! Neutron is down!" Wanda yelled. Jimmy got to his feet and the crowd sees the blood flowing down his face. "Neutron is bleeding! Get up Ref! Neutron is bleeding! This match is over!" Cosmo screamed.

Jimmy tasted his own blood and went berserk. He started pounding A.J. with everything he had. He grabbed a chair and cracked A.J. with it. "Now A.J. is bleeding! But the referee is still down!" Wanda yelled. Jimmy picked up A.J. and went for a power slam. As he charged, the referee woke up, and could only see Jimmy's face as Jimmy had A.J.'s head tucked down to his chest. Upon seeing Jimmy, the referee called for the bell!

"Here is your winner of the match: AARON PHILLIPS JR.!" Chip announced as half the crowd cheered, while the other half went ballistic at the supposed injustice.

Jimmy, who was already agitated at tasting his own blood, went insane at the decision. He started fighting again with A.J. The two traded vicious punches as various officials and referees tried to break them apart. "Break 'em up! The match is over!" Cosmo yelled at the officials. Eventually Jimmy started to walk towards the back, but A.J. slipped out of the grasp of the referees, ran through the ring, and continued the fight up the aisle and into the backstage area.

"Thank God those two took it to the back." Wanda said as Goddard powered back up. "Who won?" was all he asked. "A.J. did." Cosmo said plainly. "Oh." was all Goddard came back with. Wanda just glanced at Goddard, then she continued. "Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time. Timmy Turner has voluntarily put himself on the line for this contest. These three ladies HATE each other. This is a war that has been building for a decade, and it comes to a head tonight here at the September to Dismember…take a look at the history between Trixie, Tootie, and Cindy."

Video Package (set to Seether's "Out of My Way")

Tootie...in front of Dimmsdale Elementary School

This is where it all began. Fifteen years ago, Timmy Turner came into my life and I would never be the same. I instantly fell in love with him, and though I admit that at times I couldn't control myself around him, I knew that one day he would be mine. I tried to protect him from my evil sister, but somehow he didn't need it. He defeated her at every turn. As the years passed, people called me a fool for pining for him when he apparently didn't want anything to do with me. But I knew. I knew…deep down that he loved me. The night he told me as much was the greatest night of my life, until now. Now I must fight for him once more.

Trixie...in front of Dimmsdale Middle School

Here it is, the place where I finally got it through my head about Timmy. He had always tried to get me to be his girl, and I always shoved him down into the dirt. Then one day…I finally got it. He loved me for who I was…inside. He didn't care about my money or my looks (well maybe a little about my looks), but he cared about my heart, my mind, and my soul. But by the time that I had realized it, he had found another…and it hurt me deeply, but it also made me angry. Who is this slut to take my man away from me?

Cindy...walking down a street in Retroville

This is where I first met him. Even though he tried to pass himself off as a genius, I was smitten with his innocence and kindness. After I discovered he wasn't as smart as Jimmy, I was a little hurt, but hey…he was and still is very cute! Plus he always went out of his way to make me feel special. Even though we haven't seen each other in nearly a decade…I still fell for him. I mean, Neutron is smart, but sometimes he is too logical and doesn't follow his heart like Timmy does.

All three in a voice over:

I MUST WIN!

Tootie: I must fulfill my destiny!

Trixie: I must make him mine!

Cindy: Timmy Turner is MINE!

All three:

MY TIME IS NOW! I am the real Mrs. Timmy Turner! Tonight…we settle it in the ring!

End Package

A/N: Read and Review please. Up next: The Main Event!