Summary: Here it is, the Main Event! Trixie vs. Tootie vs. Cindy, all three of them putting it all on the line for the love and affection of Timmy Turner! Strap on your seatbelt for the Grudge Match of the new Millennium!
Disclaimer: Check it out in Chapter 1...if you want or care to.
Chip stood in the ring as usual, the crowd buzzing in anticipation of the Main Event of the night. "Ladies and Gentlemen, this next contest is the Main Event for the evening…it is a Three Way Dance, and it is for the love of Timmy Turner!"
With that, "War Machine" by KISS began to play and a very handsome young man made his way down to ringside. "Introducing the young man the three ladies will be fighting over: TIMMY TURNER!" The crowd went nuts as Timmy walked down the ramp, wearing jeans, a throwback football jersey and his signature pink hat turned backwards. He waves and slaps hands with the crowd. He found his seat next to the broadcast position and sat down, looking nervous, yet excited about the match to come.
After Timmy had sat down, Nelly Furtado's "Promiscuous" hit and down walked our first competitor. "Introducing the participants. First, born in Miami, Florida: TRIXIE TANG!" Trixie sauntered down to the ring wearing a pink sports bra, pink short shorts, and black calf length boots. She ignored the overwhelming chorus of boos and chants of Slut that came from both sides of the crowd, and slid into the ring and seductively danced in front of Timmy, who sat there and rolled his eyes, visibly mouthing "Hoe!"
After the display, the music changed to "Dirrty" by Christina Agilera, and out walks a very determined looking blonde bombshell. "From Retroville, Texas: CINDY VORTEX!" Cindy walked slowly to the ring wearing a powder blue leather halter top and jet black pants. She got a mixed reaction from the fans, most of the cheers coming from the people of Retroville. She slid into the ring and eyed up Timmy, who just crossed his arms and looked away.
The music changed one final time, to "Everytime We Touch" by Cascada as our last competitor made her way to the ring. "Finally, from Dimmsdale, California: TOOTIE FLANAGAN!" The crowd went nuts as Tootie (the sentimental favorite) made her way to the ring wearing a tight black tank top and denim shorts. Her old glasses were long gone, and her raven hair was tied back into a single ponytail. She high-fived the fans, then got into the ring and blew a single kiss to Timmy, who smiled slightly and nodded his head approvingly.
"Referee Jim Bayonne to officiate this contest, the poor bastard!" Cosmo commented as the referee went over the rules with the three young ladies. Wanda brushed off that last comment, and explained the rules to the home viewers. "Remember folks, this is a Three Way Dance. It differs from a normal Triple Threat Match in that the match doesn't end on a single pinfall or submission. After one participant is eliminated, the match becomes a one-on-one contest, and we go until there is one man…or in this case lady left standing!" Wanda said as the three ladies went over the rules with the referee and went to their respective corners.
"This is going to be great!" Cosmo yelled, drool hanging out of his mouth. "Indeed Cosmo." Goddard said, his mechanical tongue hanging out. Wanda for her part just groaned at the show of male chauvinism.
The bell rang and we are underway! Trixie started off with a nasty right jab that caught Cindy on the chin. Tootie took the opportunity as Trixie was taunting a downed Vortex to sneak up from behind and roll Trixie up, resulting in a quick two count. "A quick near fall for Flanagan there!" Wanda called.
As Cindy slowly recovered, Tootie and Trixie exchanged hard slaps to the cheek. Cindy ran up from behind and grabbed the two by the hair, slamming their heads together, and covering Trixie for another near fall. "Boy howdy, this is degenerating early into an all out brawl!" Goddard exclaimed. Trixie and Cindy stood there throwing punches, the crowd cheering when Cindy landed one, and booing when Trixie landed one. After that series, Tootie came up from behind and threw Cindy over the top rope.
In the ring, Tootie and Trixie were yelling insults at one another after they recovered, leading Tootie to once again slap Trixie. As she spun around, Cindy, who had slid back into the ring behind Trixie, was waiting with a slap of her own. "Tootie and Cindy are treating Trixie like a pinball!" Wanda called as the two slapped the snobby Trixie back and forth. Trixie answered with a stiff elbow to Tootie's nose, followed by a kick to Cindy's gut. Trixie then posed in front of a disgusted Timmy, Trixie being heard to say: "Your mine now Timmy!", to which Timmy responded: "Not in this or any other lifetime Tang!" The crowd could be heard chanting She's got herpes! over and over at Trixe, who responded by turning and giving the middle finger to the audience.
Tootie got up first, and hooked Trixie, lifting her up and holding her there for several seconds, before crashing back to earth with a thunderous vertical suplex. Trixie yelled in pain and held her back, leaving ample time for Tootie to focus on Cindy. The two traded kicks to the stomach that left them doubled over, allowing Trixie time to slingshot off the ropes and deliver an impressive double-clothesline. "All three ladies are down, and we are back to square one!" Cosmo called, "These three look exhausted! I'm not sure how they'll even make it to the second fall!" Goddard yelled. "Well, I guess we'll have to wait…Hold on, who is running towards the ring?"
Up the ramp, Veronica could be seen trying to run to her best friend's rescue, but being held back by Libby. Those two fought as the three in the ring began to stir. Tootie first picked up Cindy and wrapped her upside down in the corner. "Cindy is tied to the Tree of Woe!" Wanda called, as Tootie ran to the opposite corner, got a running start, and drove the soles of her boots into Cindy's face! She then delivered a DDT to Trixie, climbed up to the top and dove off with a perfect 450 Splash onto Trixie. "What elevation by Tootie on that 450 Splash!" Wanda cried. The referee counted, but again only got a two count. "A close near fall on Tang there guys." Goddard said. What happened next shocked the crowd, and the announcers.
Veronica broke free of Libby's grip and ran down to ringside, distracting Cindy. Cindy took a swing at her, but Veronica ducked. Trixie, after recovering from Tootie's impressive 450 Splash, ran up behind Cindy and rolled her up, pulling hard on her pants.
"WAIT! SHE HAS THE TIGHTS!" Wanda screamed, but the referee didn't see it and counted the three.
"Cindy Vortex has been eliminated, the match continues!" Chip announced, a massive chorus of boos nearly deafening him.
"Cindy got screwed is more like it!" Wanda groaned. "It looks like Veronica get her revenge for that sneak attack earlier!" Cosmo added. Trixie and Tootie now stood toe to toe in the center of the ring. A chant of Fuck her up Tootie, fuck her up! erupts from the crowd. "That chant is pretty self explanitory!" Wanda said. The two eyed each other with disdain and hatred. Trixie struck first with a wicked head butt, dazing Tootie. Trixie quickly covered Tootie for a frustrating two count.
Tootie regained her senses, just in time to see a fist flying at her, however, it was Veronica throwing the punch at her, not Trixie, which Veronica thought had gone unnoticed. The referee saw it, and forcibly ejected Veronica from the ringside area. This brought applause from Timmy, who, from the start said that he wanted a clear and uncontroversial finish to the match.
Back in the ring, Tootie had recovered, but Trixie was on the warpath. She kept kicking at the back of Tootie's knee, causing the girl to cry out in pain. Trixie then decided to finish it. She wrapped Tootie up in a move made famous by the sixteen time World Heavyweight Champion: "Nature Boy" Ric Flair. "Oh no! The Figure Four! This match is over!" yelled Wanda, who was not happy at this turn of events.
Tootie screamed and shook her head "no" every time the referee asked her if she wanted to give up. She tried to reverse it, but her legs weren't strong enough to, so with what strength she had left, she managed to crawl to the bottom rope. "What an incredible display of guts and heart by Flanagan!" Goddard called, the referee trying to pry apart Trixie and Tootie.
Upon doing so, Tootie limped around the ring, trying to buy time to recover. Trixie was arguing with the referee about breaking the hold. Tootie had regained enough strength, and she ran up behind Trixie and surprised her with another roll up, but only got a two count out of it. Trixie went back on the offensive, landing multiple lefts and rights to the face, as Tootie was too exhausted to defend herself. Tootie went down after a combination of lefts, rights, and a kick to the head. But when Trixie covered her, Tootie, whether through sheer will, the need to keep Timmy away from Trixie, or pure intestinal fortitude, shot her right shoulder up.
Trixie once more went back to arguing with the referee. The referee ignored her and went to check on Tootie, to see if she could continue. While the referee was distracted, Cindy charged out of the crowd and hit Trixie in the back of the knee with a steel chain! "Oh my god! Cindy gets her revenge! Trixie is hurting badly!" cried a jubilant Cosmo. Another chant, this one of: Thank You Cindy! rings out from the crowd, with Timmy visibly joining in.
Tootie saw the whole thing, and deciding that the time was right, scoop-slammed Trixie down to the mat and went up to the top rope. Trixe, barely able to stand, turned around in time to see Tootie flying at her. "High Cross Body Block! COVER!" Wanda shouted. Trixie, bad knee or not, still managed to kick out at 2 ¾, to the disgust of Tootie. "If anyone questioned either ladies will to win, they were sorely mistaken!" Goddard yelled.
Tootie decided that if she couldn't win by pinfall, then it would be apropos to go for the submission. She kicked Trixie in the knee several times before she wrapped her up into the most dangerous submission hold she could think of using. "It's the Sharpshooter! This match is as good as done! No one has ever broken the Sharpshooter once Tootie has applied it!" yelled Wanda. The referee kept asking Trixie if she wanted to give up, and she kept crying out "No!". Tootie ramped up the pressure on Trixie, and pulled her back to the center of the ring, preventing her from crawling to the ropes.
After a few minutes of pure torture, which saw Trixie pulling at her hair, clawing at the mat, grabbing hold of the referee, and anything else she could think of to keep herself from submitting, Trixie finally tapped out! The bell rang and Timmy celebrated on the outside! "It's over! It's over! TOOTIE WINS!" screamed Cosmo, nearly jumping out of his seat.
"Here is your winner of the match by submission: TOOTIE FLANAGAN!" Chip cried out as the crowd erupted.
Throughout the crowd, many are jumping up and down with joy and hugging, others are shedding tears, and still others are screaming their heads off. Timmy jumped up from his chair and rushed into the ring. He looked down at Trixie, and spat on her! He then picked Tootie up and twirled her around. The two locked eyes and kissed deeply. "This has been a great evening, and this is just the icing on the cake!" cried Wanda, joyful tears threatening to fall. "Yes it is Wanda, Tootie FINALLY got her man!" yelled Cosmo, a cascade of tears falling down his red cheeks.
The two, lips somehow still locked, got out of the ring. Timmy broke the kiss, and carried Tootie bridal style up the ramp. "True love prevails again here at the Dimmadome!" Goddard said as confetti rained down and other fireworks went off throughout the arena. "This has indeed been a special night! Timmy and Tootie are finally together! For Cosmo and Goddard, this is Wanda Geronimo saying: Good night, from Dimmsdale!" The last scene is of Timmy and Tootie joyously kissing at the top of the ramp as the show fades to black.
The End
A/N: Read and Review please. I hope everyone enjoyed the show! Thank you very much to all who took the time to review. If you want a sequel, let me know what match ups you want to see and what kind of matches they should be. Also if you want it to be another crossover, or just a straight "Fairly Odd Parents" story. Otherwise, I will start my next project.