A/N: I just wanted to start this story before I left for Asia. Oh, and by the way, I got the idea for this story from Cartel's music video for 'Honesty'. I apoligize to those of you who hate Myspace. What else? Oh, and I don't own anything. Here you go.

I'm Being Honest

Chapter 1 A Page Says A Thousand Words

Two blonde boys walked through the doors of The Tipton Hotel. They were 15 and they just got out of school. A 17 year-old girl in an expensive dress tapped them on the shoulder while holding a laptop.

"Hey Zack! Hey Cody! Do you guys have Myspace profiles?" she asked. They looked and each other.

"No, why, London?" Cody asked.

London put her laptop on the coffee table in the middle of the lobby. She sat down and started it up as Zack and Cody sat next to her. She started it up and clicked her way to her page.

"Uh, why do you have a background picture of London? As in, London, England?" Zack asked. London chuckled at his, as she put it, foolishnessness.

"'Cause it was named after me, duh!" she answered. Zack and Cody looked at each other and shook their heads. They walked to the elevator, pressed the button and waited for it to come. When the doors opened, they walked in and pressed the 23rd Floor button. Meanwhile, London was talking to a blonde candy countergirl. "Maddie, I want you to sell these." She dumped a pile of rolled up papers on the counter. Maddie unrolled one and her eyes grew big.

"You want to sell copies of your Myspace page? Why would people buy these when they could view it online for free?" she asked. London tapped Maddie's nose.

"'Cause, one, it's all about me. And two, they can have a page all about me offline too! Yay me!" London hopped and clapped her hands together. Maddie shook her head.

"I should've took that job at Walmart." Maddie shrugged and dumped the pile on the magazine rack.

23rd Floor

The twins walked into their room and dumped their bags on the couch. Their mother was downstairs working on a new song. She worked as a cabaret singer/opening act.

"Hey, Cody. Wanna start Myspace accounts?" Zack asked as he grabbed a soda. Cody was sitting down and watching the news.

"No thanks. I don't want to end up like those teenagers in Michigan, kidnapped and my guts turned into windchimes." he answered. Zack sat down.

"Oh, c'mon. The crime rate around here is way low. I don't know about you, but I'm gonna start one." Zack walked to his room and sat on his bed. He took out his laptop from Cody's laptop bag and started it up. Luckilly, Cody fixed the router the night before. Cody walked into the room.

"Hey, Zack, I'll consider it. I was watching the news and the only interesting thing they got was a guy who thought chickens were alien zombies from Venus was sent to the asylum." Cody took sat at his desk and started up his laptop. Soon, the two got their own accounts. Zack was known as 'You're Lucky. I'm Single.' Cody was known as 'Stay Away From Me Weirdos!'. They spent some time putting in their information.

"Huh, that's interesting." Zack said to himself outloud. Cody looked over.

"What?" Cody asked. Zack slid the laptop so he could see. He clicked the link he saw and up came a website of Myspace layouts.

"They have Myspace layouts. And according to this, I already know how." Cody raised an eyebrow.

"Who are you? And what have you done with my brother?" Cody asked. Zack shook his head.

"Watch and learn junior. First..." Zack showed Cody how to get a layout for his page. Soon, Zack had a layout of Taking Back Sunday and Cody had a layout of The Legend of Zelda.

"Found a website of quizes. When we finish the quiz, we can post the results on our Myspace page." Cody replied. Zack was busy browsing through the internet for stuff for myspace too.

"I found a website of words written in awesome styles. We can post them in our Myspace. Ooh, we have the option of making our own message." The two spent their night adding stuff to their Myspace. The next morning, they got ready for school. They found their way downstairs and jumped on the bus. They walked inside their school and walked to their lockers. Along the way, they encountered friends like Bob, who was no longer dyslexic, Max, who isn't a tomboy anymore, the English twins Jessica and Janice, and Agnes, who, lucky for Zack and Cody, got a boyfriend. To their surprise, all their friends had Myspaces. At lunch, Zack and Cody got their laptops out and immediately looked for their friends. Once found, they added them to their friends list.

Meanwhile

At Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow, a catholic school, Maddie was sitting in the cafeteria with her face in front of her fish sticks while London was selling pages of her Myspace page. Maddie stood up and talked to a nun.

"Sister, is Myspace allowed by," She pointed straight up. The nun simply patted her head.

"Why of course dear. I have one too! Wanna see?" The nun exclaimed before pulling out a laptop.

"Um, no thanks." Maddie sat down and groaned. Mary and Corrie sat down with her. "Do you two have Myspace accounts?" she asked. They looked at each other.

"Yes." They said at the same time. Maddie groaned more. Treavor, a student who joined them last year, sat down with them.

"Hey guys, what's up?" he greeted.

"Do you have a My-" Maddie suddenly stopped. "You started a Myspace account, didn't you?" Treavor gulped down his veggie burger.

"Oh, no." he answered. Maddie sighed with relief. "I've had one for years." Maddie let her head sink into her apple sauce.

"What's wrong, Maddie?" Corrie asked. She held a fish stick in front of her. "Here comes the train." she said in a deep voice. She poked her head with the fish stick. Maddie pulled her head up. Her face was covered in apple sauce.

"Everyone one has a Myspace account, even though there are people on the news getting hurt by Myspace. I have no choice, but to experiment. I have to start a Myspace account!" she exclaimed. London turned around.

"Did you say something Maddie?" She looked around. "Maddie?" She looked straight at Maddie. "AAAAAHHH! THE ABOMINAL SNOWMAN! AAAAHHH!" London ran through the exit. "SISTER!" Everyone groaned.

"Does anyone have any idea how she got to 11th grade?" Mary asked. Everyone shrugged and continued to eat while Maddie wiped her face. Suddenly, the doors blasted open with Sister Dominck, London, and a net launcher.

"There he is Sister! Take him down!" London exclaimed. Sister Dominick shot the net launcher at Maddie and reeled her in.

"London! It's me! Maddie!" Maddie exclaimed. Sister Dominick let her go and recited a prayer.

"Please forgive me, Madaline." she apoligized. "Now where's that Yeti?" She ran off through another exit.

"Don't worry Sister, we'll catch him!" London yelled as she followed her.

That Afternoon

Zack and Cody rushed lobby and sat on the couch. They immediately took out their laptops and turned them on. They rushed to the Myspace website and signed on. Maddie looked over their shoulder.

"Oh great, now these two have accounts too. What's next? Wearing animal skin underwear?" She walked back to the counter and found London on her laptop.

"You can use my laptop to start a Myspace account." London replied. She logged off and slid it to Maddie. Mr. Moseby walked over.

"Sliding off your duties, Madaline?" he asked. London pulled some money out of her pocket.

"Here's $220." Mr. Moseby grabbed the money and but it in his pocket.

"Carry on." Mr. Moseby walked back to the front desk. Maddie continued with her business. Soon, she was known as 'Donations Are Appreciated'. She filled in some information and London showed her how to get a layout and other junk on it. Zack and Cody went up to their suite. Their mother was downstairs working as an opening act. Zack was on Myspace again and Cody was playing a video game.

"Well this is interesting." Zack thought outloud. Cody paused his game and looked over.

"What's interesting?" he asked. Zack clicked the 'New Friend Request!' button.

"Do we know a," He clicked on the user's name. "Brandi?"

A/N: I like cliffies...except when someone else does it. Well, I'm off to Asia!