Characters:Me(duh), Neko...Inuyasha,Kagome aaaaaand CONSTRUCTION DUDE!!! (for a limited time only)

Disclaimer:hmmmm...uhhhh...nothing really

Brit:WHOOO im bak!!

Neko:(still traumatized by the past incidents)

Brit: hellooooo is anyone there!!!??

Neko: Brit…b-b-britt..

Brit:yeeees?

Neko: can you tell me that was all a dream.

Brit: oh im so very sorry but it wasn't mwahahaha

Neko: Oo..

Brit: hehehehe hey guess what..

Neko: what?!

Brit:…umm…uhh..i forgot?

(someone jumps through the window)

Neko: what was that?!

Brit: it was glass shattering on the floor.

Neko: I know that but what was it?!

Inuyasha: Bring Kagome baaaak (cries)

Brit: NEVA!!! MWAHAHAHAHA THAT CHICK IS DEAD FOR GOOD!!!

Inuyasha: NO SHES NOT!!! Don't say that (cries even more)

Neko: im sorry but I gotta tell it to ya strait the tramp is dead!! (finally)

Inuyasha: what?!

Neko: nothing (horns grow out of her head)

(knock at the door)

Brit: omigosh what do people want with me!?

Neko: your brain…hahaha that was funny cuz u like have no brain.i crack myself up..

Inuyasha: BRING KAGOME BACK NOW!!!!! (Fire in his eyes)

Neko: Brittany im scared…help me…please…help..!!!!

Brit: KAGOME'S NOT DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Neko: (shocked) WHAT!!!!!?!????!?!?!??!?!?!?

Inuyasha: KAAAAGOOOOMEEEE!!!!!

Kagome: hello everyone I was never dead I was just unconscious and someone buried me..-.-'

Neko: ah..hehe..sorry my fault.

Brit: WHOA!! Dude ur like a zombie lady coming back from the dead seeking revenge from your evil babysitter who locked you in the closet for a reeeeeeeeeeeeally long time but then you got out but as soon as you did your dad pushed you into a ditch because he thought you were dead so he obviously said "OMG you're a ZOMBIE!!! U must die even though you're my daughter.." so then you he pushed you into a ditch that wasn't just filled with mud and dirt and stuff but it had a evil pudding monster living it in and and and (interrupted by Neko)

Neko: SHUT UP WE GET THE POINT!!!

Brit: oh I knew that. Hehe

Kagome: no that's not what happened..after Naraku it he with that trans thingy I had massive eye boogers and I couldn't see..so I said I was gonna take the car and go home..(interrupted by Brit)

Brit: But ur only like 15 right?? So how can u drive…???? Im confused..

Kagome: It's a freakin story!!!!

Brit: Oh yeah ok then CONTINUE!!!!

Kagome: So after I was RUUUUDLY interrupted…I was gonna take the car and go home but I realized I couldn't see that well cuz I had eye boogers…and I wiped them out and BOOM!!! I hit a building.

InuYasha: I thought you were gonna leave me forever!!

Kagome: No Inuyasha I will go through thick and thin for you..i love you

Inuyasha: (blushes) I love you to kagome.

(then they kiss…-.-)

Brit: great..-.-

Neko: im gonna go to the bathroom so I can throw up (grins)

Kagome: never leave me inuyasha.

Inuyasha: Trust me I never will.

(ok soo…inuyasha picks up Kagome and they jump through the roof..-.-…im not paying for that. Theeeen they get married and did the thing and had a chicklet his name is Hotaru!! Yes and then..you'll have to find out when they come back…now back to the talk thingy!!)

Brit:yes umm…never thought that would happen so quick I mean it was only like….2 minutes and they already have a child..man how time flies!!!!! Welllll umm..yeah im going back to bed after I eat my JELLY DONUT!!!!! Bye-bye

After…..

Neko: Brittany?? Briiiiiiiiiittany?!!!! Hmm..where is she…

Construction dude: Excuse me ma'am?

Neko: (confused) Yes?

Con-Dude: im gonna need your signature on this riiight here

Neko:Um ok..? (she signs the paper)

Con-Dude:BRING IT IN BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(ok..they break off the roof I currently had and bring in the new one I ordered hehe..)

Con-Dude: That'll be….carry the one..subtract 10..aha that'll be $649,999.23 please.

Neko: (Jaw drops and freaks out) BRITTANY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brit: (in a different room.) Mr.Bear did you hear something?? (shakes Mr.Bears head) Yeah I think im just hearing stuff..well sweet dreams Mr.Bear!!

Neko: I hate her, I hate her, I hate her, I hate her, I hate her. SHE WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(that is the end of CHAPTA 3!! Yes until nextest time peoplez later byes!!!)