Discalimer: No Own...
Chapter 5: The Lecture
They went in and where seated and ordered drinks. Raphael poke up, "So guys as we both now, you have a long bright future…". It was just as Alister and Valon feared… Raphael was going to lecture them about there future. "Me and Dartz can't show you the way but we can help you find your own path to follow…" Raphael continued unaware no one was listening.
Valon and Alister both took out their phones and started to text message each other.
(muwahahaha you know I had to add this. The screen names suck though and suggestions are welcomed.)
AussieV: Help this is unbearable!
RedA: I know…
AussieV: Whoa! The waitress over there is hott! ; p
RedA: Yeah she is, but stay focused. How can we escape this lecture?
AussieV: I don't know.
RedA: I got it! Escape to the bathroom!
AussieV: If we both go, it will look suspicious.
RedA: Good point… In that case see yah!
AussieV: Alister!
Alister raced off to the bathroom still text messaging Valon.
RedA: Sorry bud. What part is he at?
AussieV: The part about our grades…
AussieV: Alister get back hear now!
RedA: No! It's safe in here.
AussieV: But food just arrived!
RedA: Coming…
Alister walked out of the bathroom and towards the table, "Hey mate! What took yah so long? The food is here" Valon laughed.
"I know, but thanks". Alister couldn't help but laugh himself and after many more text messages and 30 minutes worth of boring lecture, they finally got into the car
"Hey did you know that some river, I forgot its name, is so thin you can step over it?" Valon chirped happily.
"No one knew that Valon. Thanks." Raphael said half-heartedly.
"Whoa! You can enter a different state with a hop!" Exclaimed Alister.
Valon pondered this idea for a few minutes before blurting out "Hop to Missouri, hop hop hop hooooopppp to Alaska, hop hop hop hop hop to Hawaii…."
Alister banged his head on the window, " Oh Ra what have I done?"
" Don't hit your head against the window! That was just replaced from the trampoline incident," Raphael growled
"Hop to New York…. There I think I got them all" Valon smiled proudly.
"Uh Valon… You said what 35 states? There are 50." Alister continued to stare out the window. The sun was setting making a pretty red and purple glow.
"Wow 50!? Who knew?," Valon concentrated hard on the missing states "Hop to Utah…"
Alister just kept staring at the sky and thought back to the trampoline incident wow good times he thought…
The End
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