Operator To Navi Chapter V Part 3: Hell Freezes Over, a mega man fanfic

D. X: Okay, it's up to Ragna and Jinn now.

E-kun: And because Z is too busy studying, we're doing the reviews right now.

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TJ and Rikumon: E-kun: "OO???"

Youkai Ryuu: D. X: "Most likely she's gonna pair up Zero and me with somebody, but she wants to know from the reviewers who to pair us up with."

Red Chaos Mage: Miri-chan: "Sis might be a Maverick, but at least she's a smart one! Sis really studies hard! Just lookie!!" Z: "[studying] . . . . . . . ." Miri-chan: "See?"

Pyrogirll23: L-chan: "I am. But I think that Z's most likely talking about the Laze from FOTU, and that's a DBZ story. If you know that, go read it, if you have the time for that. Chapters are even longer than they are here!"

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Chapter V Part 3: Hell Freezes Over

"It's goddamn hot in here!"

"Ugh! You don't have to tell me!"

"How can you even tell?"

"I don't know, but I really wish I couldn't!"

"I can imagine why."

Jinn splashed his face with ice-cold water, smiling amidst all the cold. It didn't bother him now, not at all. After shutting off the water, the boy wiped his face off on a towel, and shook the remaining drops from his hair. He raked his hands through the short mass of hair, and headed back to the bedroom, picking up his PET from the bed.

"So, what are we going to do now?" Jinn asked his Navi.

"No idea," Ragna said softly. "We could go look around the city for awhile."

Jinn smiled and said: "Anything to get out of here. Let's go!"

The mall was packed with multiple people walking back and forth, some walking into stores to shop, and others just walking around, looking around here and there. Jinn was one of the latter, just peeking in here and there, watching people look around, asking others for opinions, or simply glancing at something longingly, and then pass with a sad backward glance.

He shook his head, and was about to pass another shop --- but stopped dead when he peeked through the window.

'Shine???' Jinn wondered as he looked on in curiosity.

Shine seemed to be talking to a boy a few years her senior, dressed in nothing but black. He couldn't hear what they were saying, but at a certain point, Chaud intervened and the boy stalked off, apparently seething mad. When the boy stormed out, he noticed Jinn looking at him oddly, and he whipped his head around to glare at him.

Jinn's blood seemed to freeze on the spot and all of the sudden, he felt as if the entire world had just dropped the temperature to below zero degrees. Those vicious orbs of blue radiated so much anger and hate, that it was almost unnatural. The pupils were so small that they were barely visible unless you stood within a few inches away from him, and with this guy, that was something that was to be avoided.

"What are you staring at, shrimp?!" he demanded in absolute anger.

At being called a shrimp, Jinn's fear evaporated and he snarled. If there was one thing he hated, it was people making fun of his height.

"Staring!?!? Don't flatter yourself! I was just wondering where I'd seen someone as ugly as you before, but I guess my brain made me forget to safe my mind the torment!" Jinn said back.

Ragna chuckled and mumbled: "Good one."

The boy gaped in shock at that Jinn had even dared to open his mouth, but then he sneered and said: "Get over here and say that to my face you coward!!"

Jinn shook his head and said: "Rather not. I can smell your bad breath from all the way over here! When's the last time you brushed your teeth?!"

"Why you little!!" the boy hissed, then seemed to calm and straightened up with a chuckle. "Well, whatever. You might be good with words, but I'll bet you know nothing about NetBattling."

"You wanna test that theory?" Jinn asked with a smirk.

"Gladly."

"Plug in!! Ragnarok.EXE!!! Transmission!!!"

"Activate!! Zero Omega!!! Transmission!!!"

Both Navis crashed down into the arena, one looking neutral and the other looking seriously pissed off.

Ragna looked at the black and red Navi with a calm look, though behind that façade, he was thinking things like: 'What the heck? I thought Zero was a virus in MMBN, not an average Navi like this guy.'

Still, there wasn't much time to think about stuff like that, seeing as they were about to start the fight. Ragna held up his hands, as though he was about to grab something in front of him, and within seconds, his lance appeared, and he grabbed it tightly in both hands. Zero blinked at the gesture, but finally scoffed and reached behind his back, grasping the hilt he had there, and pulled it out, activating a furious deep purple beam-saber.

Ragna figured he'd do that. Because hey, what's Zero without his Z-saber?

Zero held up his saber with both hands in a horizontal line at a distance from his face, but to Ragna, his eyes were just visible over the saber. Ragna held his lance to his left side, the point aimed menacingly at Zero, who didn't even acknowledge it.

BATTLE START

Almost instantly, Zero faded out of sight, and Ragna nearly panicked, but was wise enough to keep his cool, and managed to calm. His calm green eyes moved back and forth slowly, not moving or making a sound.

A sudden whoosh ran up his spine, and he swiveled around, and raised his lance with both hands to block Zero's saber. The blonde growled in anger, and jumped back. He vanished again.

"Jinn!!" Ragna shouted.

"I know!! I know!!" Jinn said. "Two can play this game!!"

"Area Steal!! Slot in!!"

With the same fashion as Zero, Ragna vanished. Almost instantly, he was greeted by a saber lashing out at his face. He simply raised his lance, and easily blocked. But now, he countered by lashing out with a sideways lash, making Zero jump back with a startled cry. With a growl and a scream, Zero jumped back however. Ragna screamed as well and they're weapons clashed with a furious clang and a bright explosion of light.

"CHRIST!!!" the black haired boy exclaimed as he shielded his eyes behind his arms. "Hey Zero, watch it!! I still have to follow the battle!!!"

Jinn didn't even squint or close his eyes. His eyes were special that way. They adapted so fast it was almost unnatural, so he hardly had any troubles following the fight. At the moment, the 'swordfight' had become a full-out battle, involving kicks and punches thrown in every direction, trying to hit each other, though neither was succeeding. Finally they kicked off against each other and landed quite some distance away.

Ragna let out a furious cry and charged at the blonde, who ran at him at full throttle, screaming at the top of his lungs. They met in the center of the arena, and Zero immediately started his assault, sending a flurry of punches aimed at Ragna's face, who kept stepping away or just moving his head aside. But when Zero also aimed elsewhere beside his face, Ragna had to do a lot more dodging, but he managed (somehow).

The red- and green-armored Navi took one leap back and quickly swung his right leg at Zero's head, who tried to use his arm to block. Didn't work out as the power behind the blow proved to be too much and he was sent soaring through the air with a cry. He crashed straight through a large rock as if it was carton, smashing into the ground and causing dust to rise up, shrouding everything in a thick veil.

Dust hung heavy in the air as Ragna calmly walked through the dust, and suddenly, he was reminded of the fight between Sigma and (Maverick) Zero. This seemed practically identical. He smirked.

But not for long.

Jinn seemed to have the same idea.

"Red Tsunami!! Slot in!!!"

Just as Ragna heard Zero rise, he slammed his palm against the ground, and from everywhere around his fingers, a blood red tsunami rose up, smashing straight into the black Navi. The burning waves swallowed him whole, and once again, sent him away.

But this time, Zero slammed his hands down into the ground, grasping the ground tightly with his fingers, causing him to slow down, as he crouched against the violent waves, his eyes lighting up, and clearly visible, even in the red of the waves.

Jinn looked up, and instantly felt his entire body freeze up once more. But this time, he almost stopped breathing because of the cold running through his body.

The other boy's eyes seemed to spark in the artificial light, and, it could be just Jinn, but it almost seemed as if there were red specks appearing all over his iris as well as his pupils. And in that very instant, it seemed as though, not only the world froze around him, it seemed as if hell itself had completely frozen up with just one glare aimed his way.

The pupils were dilated, the eyes were narrowed into mere slits, and the eyebrows lowered in visible rage. But even so, it wasn't clear at what that rage was directed.

It was just… there.

Almost as if… as if that rage belonged there, in the eyes of a boy almost two years his senior.

Well… boy… young man would be more appropriate actually.

"Dash Thrusters. Slot in."

With unimaginable speed, Zero shot out from the waves, and before Ragna could react, a fist hit him square to his jaw, sending him away within seconds. He crashed into the ground, and Zero landed on the ground with one foot, before planting the other down firmly.

Ragna rubbed his jaw and looked up, suddenly reminded of when Razor had kicked him there. The spot had still been sensitive, so it hurt quite badly.

When he saw Zero, he too, felt like the world froze. Chills raced up and down his spine as Zero glared at him, with glowing red eyes, removing everything else of his eyes save for the glowing red, like two scorching pieces of ember.

"Zero," the young man said calmly, but his voice was laced with ice, seeming to freeze everything until it would shatter from the intensity. "Get ready."

"Yes, Sir X," Zero hissed as Ragna struggled to his feet.

X pulled out four different chips, but Jinn only recognized one of them, namely the Navi Scout or AntiNavi chip. The others he didn't recognize.

One of them held a picture of a thin, blue saber, the second a wider, lime green saber, and the third held a large purple sword on it.

Suddenly it registered to Jinn what he was about to do.

"PROGRAM ADVANCE!!!!" Zero and X shouted at the exact same time, their voices fusing as one, increasing the chilling effect their voices already had.

"Navi Scout!! Slot in!!

A dark purple hue surrounded the black Navi, giving him a terrifying look. It made Ragna gulp in slight fear.

"Delta Shira!! Slot in!!"

Zero's right hand shifted into a thin blue saber, crackling with blue energy bolts. Ragna frowned and gritted his teeth. This wasn't going to be good.

"Zero Shira!! Slot in!!"

Jinn watched as Zero's left hand shifted into a green saber and his thoughts raced. What was he going to do now?!

Suddenly it dawned to him, and he smirked.

"Omega Shira!! Slot in!!"

Zero brought both sabers above his hands, making them crackle with electricity, as they glowed and morphed into a single sword, freeing his hands in the process. Ragna paled at the sight of the sizzling sword, taking a hesitant step back and pulling his lance back out.

"MEGA-Z-SABER!!! ACTIVATE!!!!"

Jinn heard his cue and quickly pulled out a single chip.

Zero lashed out at the air in front of him, and the large shockwave shot straight at the red and green Navi, who was too petrified to move.

"I don't think so!!!" Jinn shouted. "Ojizousan!!! Slot in!!!"

A weird-looking statue was suddenly standing between the wave and Ragna, who blinked in absolute confusion. As the wave hit the statue --- it absorbed the entire attack!!!

Zero and X gasped as their attack was dispatched without as much as a flick of the wrist.

The statue's eyes suddenly snapped open, and it seemed rather angry. But how a statue could be angry, we'll most likely never know.

The black Navi gave a yell as he was zapped with a strong blast of lightning, electrocuting him, badly!!

X yowled, as it was clear he too was being electrocuted, and Jinn just stared, until the attack stopped and X was forced to lean on the arena, panting for breath. Sweat trickled from X's forehead, as he tried to catch his breath, eyes shut tightly.

'He can… synchronize with his Navi?!!?' Jinn found himself thinking. 'No way!!'

Zero too was trying to catch his breath, and Ragna blinked as the statue dissolved into blue particles.

Finally, the silence was broken.

"It's gonna take a lot more than a simply PA to take us down," Jinn said, his voice calm and composed, though he was still a little shocked.

X growled, and at the same time, so did Zero. Apparently, they weren't de-synchronized yet.

"So I noticed," they said at the same time, and straightened up. "And it's going to take a whole lot more than cheap tricks to take us down."

Just to tease, Jinn smirked and said: "So I noticed."

X growled in absolute anger, his eyes flashing to red briefly, but Jinn saw it, and blinked in confusion.

"I'll get you… next time. Plug out."

Zero vanished from the arena, X pulled out his PET, and without another word, he left, vanishing in the shadows of the cities, going who-knows-where.

Jinn lay on the bed, staring up at the ceiling. The heat didn't even bother him any more. Not after that fight with X.

His limbs were still frozen solid, and they froze up again when he again thought of the peculiar NetBattler. There was something terribly wrong about him. But he couldn't understand what. It had taken all his willpower to get back, and he had hardly been able to put Ragna's PET in the recharger and drop down on the bed.

Silence lingered in the room, neither Operator, nor Navi, feeling they could break it.

"Hey, you okay?"

"……No."

"What's the matter?"

"………"

"Look, most times, talking helps."

"Not with me!!! Talking won't get her back!! She's gone and she can't come back!! Just-just---GO AWAY!!!"

"Wait!!! Shine, wait!!!"

"Wait!!!" Jinn shouted, shooting up in bed.

He blinked, looking around the room in confusion. He moved a hand through his hair, not understanding what was going on.

That dream… it didn't make any sense. He… he never had that kind of conversation with Shine before. He met Shine and Raye at the same time, and they were friends since the beginning.

………Weren't they?

'That's funny,' he thought, confused. 'My memory's getting foggy.'

Jinn tried to remember as much as he could, but the more he tried, the more his memory became fogged up, and he couldn't clear it.

"ACK!!! DAMMIT!!!" he cursed angrily, grasping his head.

"Jinn? You alright?"

Jinn turned to the PET recharger, noting that Ragna was also awake, seemingly as disturbed as Jinn.

"No! I think my memory's messed up or something!"

"You too?!?!"

"Huh?!?! What do you--!! Ragna! Where and when did we meet Shine and Raye!?!"

Ragna opened his mouth, then closed it, and started thinking.

"……………DAMN!!!"

"Oh shit. This can't be good."

"No kidding!"

"How come we can't remember where and when we met Shine and Muramasa?!"

"Muramasa??? I thought you always called her Raye?"

"Eh??? ………Hell!! What's the matter with us?!"

"I wish I knew. But I need to get out!! Now!!"

"I agree, let's go!!"

Jinn grabbed his PET and raced out of the hotel.

Outside, it was still burning hot, but right now, Jinn could've cared less. He tried to picture Raye again and again, but all he got was Muramasa, and he had never before seen her, so how could he know it was her? Slowly, the name Raye began to slip from his mind, only to be constantly replaced by Muramasa.

No longer could he focus on the once cheerful smile Raye had had as a kid, or the joyous laughter coming from her small throat. All he saw was Muramasa's cocky smirk, and all he heard was her cold, heartless laughter.

Ragna suffered from the same, unable to remember the words Raye had spoken to him and Jinn so long ago. Everything became replaced with words he never heard her say before, and conversations that he had never been in before.

They were starting to forget their lives as they had been.

And most likely, if they were able to remember later on, they would be pissed off. But as they continued on, the past vanished from their grasp with every step they took.

"Heat Buoy!! Slot in!!" Jinn said, and slid in the destined chip.

Ragna's arm shifted into a Buster, and he hurriedly took aim and fired at the Mushy, hitting the four others at the very same time.

He blew the smoke from the barrel, before it shifted back to his arm and he turned to the examiner, who seemed satisfied.

"Very good, I'm impressed," the Navi said.

"Thank you," Ragna said politely. "I had a friend of mine persuade me to take this test. To be honest, I didn't think I'd pass the test."

The examiner smiled and said: "Well, you should thank your friend then. Because you passed all tests with ease."

Ragna shrugged.

"I guess."

Once outside of the Center, Jinn pulled out his PET with pride and said: "Well, looks like we're Officials now."

"Indeed. I just hope we don't have to work with Chaud. I've heard some pretty bad rumors about him," Ragna mumbled.

"I know what you mean," Jinn said. "But Shine seems to trust him. So I suppose we should too."

"You're asking for the impossible you know?"

Jinn shrugged with a smile, and started walking again.

The air carried the scent of the sea over the land, but didn't get very far, so he walked close to the water, catching the stray droplets of water on his clothes, and enjoying the sweet scent of the salt water. It felt good to relax like this, without worrying about those bastards of the World 3.

"Hey Ragna, do you think that the shadow will ever be fully destroyed?" he asked.

Ragna instantly understood what he meant, and said: "I don't know. You said it yourself. There can't be light without shadow, but when there's no light, everything will shroud in darkness."

"I know," Jinn said. "But… it would be nice, huh? I mean, a world without war."

Ragna smiled, and that was all the answer he gave, and that was plenty.

The red and green Navi looked around in wonder, and finally picked out a piece of data.

"What are we looking for anyway?" Ragna asked.

They had gone to the library just to check it out. There were no books there in open view. Instead, you had to search for data on the library's Net, and once you had made your choice, you could pick up the book at the reception.

It was a great way to stop book-thieves.

"Nothing in particular. Just something to read," Jinn responded.

Ragna nodded and continued on after putting the data back, searching for some good reading-material. After finding nothing in the section he was currently in, he moved on to the next, checking out new data here and there. They were in no rush, so there was no reason to be rushed and edgy, and they both knew it.

"Hey, didn't Shine say we should read up on the history of the Net?" Ragna suddenly asked.

Jinn thought for a moment, eyes directed to the ceiling, and his lips pursed together. He finally looked at his Navi again, and smiled.

"You're right, she did," he said. "Why? You see it around?"

"Yep!" Ragna said, and pulled out a piece of data.

Jinn smiled and said: "Okay. Let's go get the book then."

"Roger!"

The sun was already starting its descend when they headed back to the hotel, but neither could really care. They'd rather have the heat back than the chilling cold that belonged to a certain black-haired, blue-eyed NetBattler. Anything was better than that.

Jinn blew a strand of hair from his eyes and watched a few kids play around, laughing and chasing each other around. He stopped as a pair of kids started running around his legs as if he were just another obstacle in their paths. Jinn didn't bother, and simply watched, until they finally ran off.

With a smile playing on his lips, he restarted his walk back toward the hotel. Usually it didn't take this long, but at the moment, Jinn didn't feel like rushing.

The sun continued to set, and the darkness began to settle in. Jinn suddenly came to a sudden stop, feeling a violent chill run up and down his spine, as if the world froze over. His ears perked in alert, and his eyes flashed back and forth, as if he expected something to jump him any second.

But the only sound around was the wind, seeing as he was rather far away from the bustling city. Still, the feeling wouldn't go away.

"Jinn??" Ragna asked, confused.

"Ssh," Jinn hissed softly.

He kept on alert, but nothing else but the wind was heard in light of the setting sun. After about a minute, Jinn finally ordered his legs to move, and he walked off again, not noting the eyes following him from the dark alley.

A quiet growl erupted from his throat and was slightly muffled through his gritted teeth. His icy ocean-blue eyes glared daggers, before he whirled around, stomping off into the alley. The other people in the alley paled as he stomped through, and everyone got out of his path, not wanting to be on the receiving end of anything the man could throw at them.

A garbage can suddenly rolled into his way, and before anyone knew it, a loud metal crackle was heard. The garbage can crashed into a wall, a definite indent of a leg in it, before it fell to the ground.

Two piercing blue eyes suddenly flashed into a sea of red flames, but it only lasted a second, and with the stealth of the shadow, he vanished into the darkness, without a trace.

Jinn calmly closed the door and placed his PET in the recharger, and sat down on the bed with a sigh. Ragna was silent for awhile, and just sat there for a moment, thinking.

"…Hey, Jinn?"

"Hmm?"

"What do you think about this 'Zahler' group?"

"Same as I think about all those others. Bunch of loons trying to achieve the impossible."

"Hmmhmm. So, you're sure they'll lose?"

"Yep, as long as Lan and MegaMan are around, everything's just honky-dory."

"Well, I guess that's correct. But still…"

"I know, I know. Expect the unexpected."

"Yeah. Do you think Shine and Muramasa are prepared for an attack?"

"Most likely. But they can't be alert 24-7. No one can."

"Got that right. And that Mike seems to be pretty tough too."

"Quite."

"Hey Jinn, can I cruise around the Net for awhile?"

"Sure, I might as well read that book then. But be careful."

"I will, don't worry."

After plugging the PET in on the Net, Ragna vanished, leaving the boy alone in the room. Jinn didn't bother and pulled the book he'd borrowed from the library from his backpack. He then flung himself down on the bed, and flipped open the book, becoming engrossed with the book, forgetting the world around him completely.

Ragna on the other hand, was simply busting a few viruses here and there. He had really needed something to do, seeing as the Net was strangely deserted. There were barely any Navis around, and if there were, they were only somewhere around the cities.

It was strange, but he had absolutely no idea what could be the cause of it. Not long after, all viruses seemed to have vanished without a trace. Even so, Ragna moved on, feeling as though he'd be sorry if he didn't. He had no idea what was wrong, but he figured it couldn't be good.

The more Ragna walked though, the less viruses he encountered. It seemed almost unnatural.

Ragna stopped for a moment and tapped his lance against the ground in slight annoyance. What was going on around here?

With a sigh, he finally decided to head to a place that was bound to be looted with viruses. And if it wasn't, he'd have to inform Jinn.

The silence was now really getting to him. No viruses at all. Not even here.

Something was definitely not right here. But if you asked him what was wrong, he wouldn't have been able to answer. It just seemed like something was terribly wrong.

…But how…?

That's when his head began to pound like crazy. He clutched at his scalp, grunting in pain as it seemed as though his heart had just moved to his head. An all too familiar voice only made it worse.

"S-s-s-SHUT UP!!! JUST SHUT UP!!!" a voice screamed, filled with desperation, disbelief, and anger.

Ragna's eyes shot open in realization as he realized who exactly that was.

'Muramasa!!! What's she DOING here?!?!' he thought in confusion and fear.

"Shine would never betray me!! She couldn't!!! And your Operator didn't betray you!!! I know he didn't!!!" Muramasa screamed in absolute anger.

"You know NOTHING of me!! So stop making false conclusions!!" a cold, heartless voice screamed, nearly freezing Ragna's data to the spot.

"Oh really?! Well I know for one thing that that aura of yours won't be able to handle THIS!!!"

A loud explosion followed, accompanied by a scream and a loud thud against the ground. Ragna wasted no more time and ran toward the source of the voice, unable to let his friend do this alone.

"That does it!!! Prepare to face a painful deletion!!!"

"Ha!! I hope you're ready to face your maker!!! BRING IT ON!!!"

Z: [studying from a textbook] ……………

Miri-chan: Sis's got a test week coming up.

Enzan: Shouldn't be hard on her, right?

D. X: You don't know Z's economical skills. And you don't want to, believe me.

Chibi-chan: You should be lucky Z's wearing her headset right now.

D. X: No, actually, Z's the one who keeps complaining about it.

Miri-chan: That's true!

Enzan: …By the way, where's that other robot that's usually here?

D. X: That's REPLOID!! And uh… Zero's in his room, most likely vomiting all over the place.

Chibi-chan: Damn. And here I thought Reploids couldn't throw up.

D. X: Reploid stomachs digest slower than human stomachs, but it's still rare to see a Reploid puke.

Miri-chan: Booga!

Beta: Nyu!

Enzan: What the hell did he drink anyway?

Miri-chan: Maggie-Fire!! ^_^

D. X: O____O That stuff was Maegens Fire?!?! CRAP!! I'm surprised Zero didn't burn his throat with that stuff!! That stuff's pure alcohol!!!

Chibi-chan: Ah cripes!! Why'd she keep her DBZ stuff in her MM cupboard anyway?!

Delta: Maybe to keep it away from you guys?

D. X: Most likely. [turns head toward D. Zero's room]

D. Zero: [vomits in his room]

D. X: Well, that doesn't sound good. Could you guys finish this? I think I'm going to help Zero a bit. [walks off]

Miri-chan: Okie-dokie, X-san!! [salutes D. X]

Beta: Nyu!!! [salutes D. X]

D. X: O.O;;; Well… whatever…[leaves room]

Gamma: I seriously didn't need to know that about Reploid stomachs. I'm never eating again right before a mission!

Chibi-chan: Ah, stop worrying about that Gamma! [pours herself some coffee]

Miri-chan: Uh… Z said you're not allowed to have coffee.

Chibi-chan: Well why not? [chug] I'm 14 now, aren't I? [chug] You should respect your…

Enzan: Chibiki??? You okay?

Chibi-chan: Gwahahahaha…

E-kun: Ah crap, not this again!!

Enzan: "Again"??

Chibi-chan: Here in Blue Rocks Springs we train to be janitors…

Miri-chan & Beta: ACK!!!

Gamma: Don't worry. I'll straighten her out. [fires lasers]

Chibi-chan: My hair!

L-chan: Pffffffft!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! [flings arms around waist]

Chibi-chan: You're laughing at my misfortune? I trust you completely now!

E-kun: Hey!! Wasn't us!! That was Gamma!!

Gamma: What the hell do you think I am? A punching bag?

Chibi-chan: I have a disco ball for teeth, fear me!

Delta: Get that goddamn flashlight out of your mouth!!

Chibi-chan: [stands crouched in front of studying Z] Heyas! [giggle] I simply adore this chapter! [giggle] It made me laugh so much that I went into the kitchen, made a pot of coffee and drank it all by myself! [giggle] Me hyper lyper skyper typer viper wiper kyper zipper! WOOT! Riku is hot! lol. Sora is hotter! Cloud is angsty! And Squall is the HOTTEST! Wo! Shake that thang!

Enzan: What the fuck did you do?!

Chibi-chan: I threw my slipper into the swimming pool and I feel so cool!

L-chan & E-kun: Huh????

Miri-chan: Say what?

Chibi-chan: Kyehehe, I'm Mae Yoghetto. Get it? I live in the ghetto… [laughs insanely]

Everyone else: O.o;;;;

Chibi-chan: I feel like ordering off the home channel… mmmm, cheesecrackers…

Delta: What in the…?

Chibi-chan: Cheesecrackers!

Gamma: Go to bed and never drink coffee again Chibiki!

Chibi-chan: [laughs] Bed? BED?! Bed is for the weak! The Feeble! Unlike this man… who had a goat…

L-chan: Oh God…

E-kun: Not that… anything but that…

Chibi-chan: THERE WAS A MAN! WHO HAD A GOAT! HE LOVED THAT GOAT! INDEED HE DID!

E-kun: ACK!!! Miranda!!! Call that Sara woman!! And hurry up!!!

Miri-chan: [rushes off for the phone]

Chibi-chan: THERE WAS A MAN! WHO HAD A GOAT! HE LOVED THAT GOAT! JUST LIKE A KID!

L-chan: GODDAMMIT!! GO TO SLEEP OR NO MORE KINGDOM HEARTS PLAYING!!!!

Chibi-chan: NEVER! SORA MUST SLAY THE EVIL MARSHMELLOW… HARRY PORNHEAD!!!

E-kun: ALRIGHT NOW I'VE HAD IT!!! [morphs hand into Buster and charges]

L-chan: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! [morphs hand into Buster and charges]

Enzan: Crap! I'm not in the best spot here!! [backs up out off line of fire]

Chibi-chan: Stay away from me you evil snowbird you!

Gamma: DIE!!!

Chibi-chan: Stay back fowl Jawas. I have a stick and I know how to use it!!

Delta: Grrrrrrrrrrrr!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

L-chan: KYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAA!!

E-kun: HYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAA!!

Gamma: [screeches and lungs]

Beta: [hisses and swipes out]

[fight ensues]

Enzan: ………………[sweatdrop] I'm surrounded by nutcases around here. Well, looks like I'm going to have to finish this then. [sighs] Alright people, don't expect an update anytime soon. Zeal's got that test week coming up, and she's lucky enough she could have this chapter finished amongst her hard studies.

[iron hitting metal rings out a couple of times]

Enzan: Huh?? [looks over]

[L-chan, E-kun, Beta, Gamma, Delta and Chibi-chan are lying on the floor with lumps on their heads]

[Z stands over them all with a frying pan in hand]

Z: [looks at Enzan]

Enzan: [stares]

Z: Best way to get them to shut up.

Enzan: Ah.

Forte.EXE: I thought you were studying.

Z: And I thought you weren't even supposed to be here.

Forte.EXE: So?

Z: ……Get outta here!! You got a battle to fight!!

Forte.EXE: I'm going, I'm going. [vanishes]

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