A/N: Hey, I had the last two weekends taken over by policy debate at states, be thankful I didn't catch one of the mysterious file deleting viruses that most authors magically get when they update late, I'm just lazy! Also, I've trimmed all the previous chapters of the majority of their Author Notes if you crunch the word count for some weird reason. Besides that, remember this is the last chapter you can have input on the ships, so review. Oh, quite a few Omake this time, surprising when you consider it's the JA episode.

Bold: Sound

Italics: 'Thoughts/Yui'

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"I owe you again," Gendo spoke into the receiver, the rest of his office was dark as normal... you must admit, he has good eyesight or some sort of night-vision because it's always dark and he wears crappy sunglasses. He was on the phone with a spy for governmental intelligence gathering.

"Of course you do, but you'll never repay me," Gendo didn't flich at all, "As for the material requested under the information publicity law, I provided some believable crap. The administration's preparation of the lawsuit should be dismissed. And what about you-know-what? I'm this close to giving up trying to cover all the evidence up!"

The destruction of satellites, a lightshow seen around the world with the third angel, and massive budget costs made keeping secrets one mother ...

"No need. Your information does not suggest many problems," Gendo peered down at his desk to the Seele reports.

"All right, I'll continue with the plan... don't be surprised to see liquor on my expense account. I mean: could you make any more of a scene? Next thing you know you'll be fighting other giant robots with thermonuclear capabilities..." click Gendo hung up the phone quickly. It was a shame alcohol could interfere with his upcoming operation.

-------------------------------------Cue the nifty music, seriously!----------------------------------

In Misato's apartment, we see Shinji preparing breakfast in the kitchen and PenPen next to his fridge. PenPen just finishes lighting some candles on his cooking god's shrine before bowing and then heading to the kitchen. (In all reality it was just a picture of Shinji with a super-imposed "Cooking God" apron, a few birthday candles, and a tip jar.)

"Wark war?" PenPen looked ready to peck Shinji for not being done.

"Hey PenPen, wait just a minute or Misato will feed you again," 'Things are definitely different than before, or maybe just more extreme...' Shinji stared at the impressive rendition of crouching tiger attack performed by a wailing penguin.

Finally awakened from her slumber, Misato slides her door open, "G'morning kami-sama."

"Great to know you remember my name, catch," Shinji sarcastically replied and lobbed a Yebisu away from his guardian and into the living room. Misato's eyes opened immediately as she made the 2 meter running jump to save her precious gold.

flumph! She landed on the couch face-first. A few moments later she glared at Shinji before slamming the beer down. "Ahhhhhh! This is how a morning starts!" Misato sat down at the table smiley-eyed while Shinji finished serving, "Don't threaten the beer Shinji-kun, it has feelings too."

"You just killed it then, let's eat." "WARK! (FOOD!)"

"Ha Ha Shinji," Misato ate the food sloppily, 'I need another...' A beer flew onto the table, knocking the recently devoured one into the trash. 'How does he do that?' It was a common occurrence for Shinji to display seemingly sixth-sense abilities

"Misato, left shoulder." Shinji stood up with the plates a while later, 'Yep, things are only worse here, albeit more fun.' The apartment on the whole was a lot more messy, they were at least twice as obsessive over his cooking, and Misato didn't look about to change her mannerisms to appropriate ones.

"Hm? Do I have to Shinji-kun?" Misato tried to tease the kid.

"I wonder if Hyuuga would like a photo or two?..." Shinji finished cleaning the table and concealed a faint nose bleed.

"Fine," Misato hoisted up the left strap on her top so it would actually serve some purpose. She wanted to tease Shinji, but she didn't need Hyuga to be anymore stalker-like than he was.

"Well, I'm done. Don't forget about teacher-parent meetings today. You got the day off so..."

"Don't worry about it. It's my responsibility,"

"Better you than the commander at least, do you know what car is his?"

"Wha? Oh, I don't know actually. I think he has an apartment in NERV."

"Damn, another plan's worthless..." Misato was about to ask him what he meant when the door bell rang "grab the camera and drop the left shoulder."

Misato giggled and followed Shinji to the door.

Toji and Kensuke were outside the door waiting, more for the chance to see Misato than Shinji. It was their first time picking him up for school, "Good morning Shinji. Good Morning Misato-san!" They shouted into the apartment so she could hopefully hear.

Shinji smiled and turned back to the apartment, "We're off!"

Misato stepped out in her semi-glory, wearing only her underwear that was loosely attached. "WoW!" the stooges performed a particularly wonderful jaw drop, coupled with nose bleed, and Shinji saving them from falling off the railing; however, they still fainted.

Several bright flashes, clicks, and compromising positions later, a smiling Shinji and Misato had some photos for the wall of stooge antics in the hallway and Shinji was dragging the two off. Toji and Kensuke were blissfully unaware.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Misato was talking to herself after hanging up the new photos, "Phew, this guardian bit isn't that hard. He's pretty...hm... I guess cool for his age. I couldn't stand it if he was another Rei or Pen-Pen," She dialed the phone.

"Hello?"

"He just left. Section 4 please."

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

The school day passes by, for a generic purposes and my awesome author powers, parents visited the building throughout the day and the students spent the time in their homerooms doing whatever so long as they didn't disturb the meetings. Shinji and Co. spent the time on a mass Halo 4 tournament with the rest of the school thru the LAN connection for the most part. Kensuke won, Shinji was second, and Toji was last out of 101 players.

After lunch they just hung out in the room playing cards, talking, surfing the web, and whatever. Until Hikari came over...

"You! Why did you not turn in your last assignment? As representative of our class, I'm obligated to tell you to finish it now. You have the time to do it instead of goofing off."

"Relax class rep," Kensuke started, "we still have time and it's just a short multiple choice thing."

"Yea," Toji entered, "we have Shinji to rely on to help us with his, right Shin-man?"

"Actually, Shinji already turned his in," Hikari looked with approval towards Shinji as he stepped back from the two other stooges.

"Yea, sorry. Misato's coming in for a meeting and I need to keep up with my work,"

"That makes sense, damn. You can still help us right?" Toji's grades had improved a lot since Shinji started helping them at his place.

"Sure I wi..." "No!" The trio looked to Horaki, "You should finish it yourselves!" If this was a martial arts anime, you could have seen the red battle aura radiating from the rep's body and a mallet appearing.

"Err..." "Right." "Sorry guys, I'll err... just hang out with her a bit until you're done." The stooges all thought: 'Why is she such a itch today?' Hikari looked a little taken back with Shinji's response, but headed to her desk.

"Hey, how's life?" this is a common icebreaker that one uses when he or she can't think of anything else, but he said it in a confused tone. Shinji had sat down on top of the desk in front of Hikari, facing her. If you're wondering where Rei is, I'm saying she's at NERV for no reason what-so-ever and was exempt from school today.

sigh "It's okay. You?"

Shinji didn't spend much time getting to know Hikari in his former life, but he knew her enough that it was first name basis now. "It's great, do you want to see some incriminating pictures of Toji and Kensuke? It will cheer you up and could explain some things."

"Huh? I guess..." 'Hmm I wonder what they want?' Hikari was staring at the Shinji Ikari Fanclub staring at her, she liked Shinji as much as the next girl did, but to make a fanclub was a little much.

"Come on, sit here," Shinji patted the spot next to him on the desk, he had to make sure the screen wasn't facing his friends. (A/N: I'm trying a little too hard to have every one have a shot at him, aren't I? Oh well...)

Hikari hesitantly sat down as the slide show began, "I'll show you just a few":

1st picture: "This is the first time Toji and Kensuke came over, as you can see Toji has, well had, a morbid fear of domesticated penguins. It took us fifteen minutes to talk him off the top of the couch, ignore the fact that PenPen is waving "Slice-y" the katana around." Hikari let out a little laugh.

2nd picture: "This one is almost self-explanatory. Kensuke asked if he could work at NERV one too many times and Misato snapped. She slammed him to the floor and ground her heel into his spine...look at his face Haha! He never asked again after that."

3rd picture: "Ah, this was taken this morning when they picked me up, but after they fainted. Don't ask why they did. As you see Toji's head is on a peculiar spot on Kensuke and Kensuke thinks his glasses look better on Toji. I'm not commenting on how we placed the rest their parts, but it was too cruel to wake them up like this..."

4th picture: "This is how we woke them up." Hikari fought the urge to laugh as her eyes bulged out. "PenPen is truly the master..."

Unfortunately the sounds of screeching tires and Toji and Kensuke overturning desks to get to the window interrupted the rest of the show. The rest of the students lined up at the windows as well.

"Wow, she's beautiful!" Toji restated the obvious as Misato stepped out of her car and waved to the class.

"Cool woman, who is she?" a knuckle-dragger asked.

"She's Ikari's guardian," Kensuke enlightened the students.

"You mean he lives with someone that gorgeous!" the rumors started.

"Yea, she's very, very nice," Touji drooled out the window.

"She's also in charge of operations at NERV," Kensuke leaned out the window as well.

Shinji walked up behind the two and dragged them by the back of their shirts back into the room. The girls in the class were relieved Shinji was not staring at his guardian like the rest of the male population...and a few girls.

"Unfortunately, Kensuke, Shinji has the advantage. We must increase our tutoring sessions!"

"Guys, you don't have a chance in hell. I'll have fun laughing at you until you realize that. All you know is that you can't seem to find her face despite the time searching for it."

"You don't know. You can guard the Earth and we'll guard Misato," they simultaneously responded as they returned to their assignment.

"Haha," Shinji walked back to Hikari, "they never change. It's good to laugh though. Do you have anything you want to do?"

-----------------------------------------------------Later------------------------------------------------

After school, Misato and Shinji left for NERV. Shinji's guardian did not have any positive comments, "And then Mr. Boring and I discussed the difference between Classic Yebisu and this new Yebisu Lite. I didn't even realize they reduced the hops by 3 percent! Oh yea, you're doing great in all your classes. And Yebisu Lite is produced in Okinawa instead if Atsugi like Classic is."

As the Renault pulled into its spot and Ritsuko finally heard reason number 98 why Classic was better when she met them at the elevator, Shinji had thanked God profusely for wireless earpieces for his iPod. 'There's only so much I can take... Let's see, today I have another lecture from Misato, Ritsuko, and...Maya? Whatever.' Looking around the conference room he saw Rei sitting in one of the chairs and an engineer walking up to Ritsuko and Misato, so Shinji sat down next to Rei and Maya while overhearing the conversation.

"How are the Eva's auxiliary weapons progressing?" Shinji mentally cheered, knowing Ritsuko was asking about his new sword and another suprise.

"Extremely well, it appears a co-effort by some previous engineers had already started on the idea. It's all a matter of budget..."

Ritsuko sighed, "We should be happy there has been minimal damage to the units so far, but the collateral damage is off the chart," 'Thank God they are not charging for those satellites and planes Shinji destroys.'

The random engineer agreed, "It could be worse, but disposing of Angel corpses costs a lot, right?"

'It's just money,' Misato thought as the engineer left, "So, should we complain about the budget – Humanity depends on us."

"True, but people need more than bio-mechanical robots to protect them, they need money to survive for food, shelter, etc."

"Okay, Okay! Anyways, the commander is at the conference? Does anyone mind me bringing some brewskis for our presentation?"

"First, yes. Commander Ikari is there. Second, only if you have enough for me and Maya as well. Shinji has too many God damn questions for his own good," Ritsuko was looking over at the imposing screen of contradictions and plot holes Shinji brought up on his notebook (computer, not paper).

-----------------------------------------At said budget conference-----------------------------------

Currently, some unlucky bastard was looking for a place to sit. "Excuse me..." The figure at the corner of the table next to the only empty chair looked up at the speaker. 'Shit, it's Ikari. I thought I could just brief him and choose somewhere else to sit,' "Do you mind if I sit here?" 'Please say yes...'

Gendo shook his head in the negative.

'Damn, let's get this over with. Only 2 hours left...why me?' "The draft amendment to the budget for the sampling has gone through."

Gendo decided he needed to make conversation only to torment this man, "The Committee thinks their survival is the highest priority so they'd agree to any budget to keep their skins whole. They'll pay any amount to continue living."

"They thought Angels would never appear again...And there's more good news--except for the States, all member countries of the council have approved the budget for Eva Unit Six and it's only a matter of time until the States approves it as well. That country's problem is an allergy to unemployment..." 'If only they could accept Swift's Modest Proposal' (A/N: If you know what I'm talking about, good for you. It's a poor joke)

"And what of your country?"

"We will participate in the construction plan from Unit Eight onward. The plan for the second installation is still valid. However... the problem remains that the pilot has not yet been found."

"Angels have come again. We have no choice but to defeat them."

"The world doesn't want another Second Impact." 'However, I'm wishing for one now,' the pour soul looked down and saw had another 1 hours 51 minutes and 6 seconds left. (6666 seconds and I know that it's one six too many)

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

An interesting sight to behold, Ritsuko was on her third beer and buzzed, coffee was only great to keep you awake, not remove frustration.

"So you're saying the Second Impact that vaporized Antarctica was caused by our meddling by my father and stabbing the first angel with a giant fork?" Shinji asked.

"Yes, Yes! History covers up the truth by claming a meteorite hit the earth..." 'Wait, how did he know about the lance?'

"About that... why did none of the physicists or anyone with a basic sense of how improbable is was for a meteorite to strike the south pole with enough force when it was supposedly pulled in by earth's gravity... In other words, if it was traveling fast enough to enough damage, but somehow be large enough to melt an ice cap when it would not have generated enough heat when passing thru the thinner atmosphere at the pole, even assuming it came from another star system and had enough speed not to be attracted to the sun's gravity (but somehow earth's), why didn't anyone point out it was impossible?"

"People are stupid Shinji-kun, could you please be quiet Shinji so sempai can finish?" Maya answered in hopes of shutting him up and passed Ritsuko another can. Misato was glad she brought a lot. Shinji seemed to point out every flaw and ask every classified, but not officially, question during the last two hours. Rei was confused and curious, so many of the logical responses she'd been taught had been obliterated in a couple of question. Maya, Misato, and Ritsuko couldn't blame Shinji for being curious and knowledgeable, but some things just can't be explained, that's life. However, there would not be another history lesson ever again.

"Okay Maya, I'm sorry and I'll shut up, but there's too many secrets. I'm not going to be a pawn without the bigger picture," 'Thankfully I already know what I need to. Go mom!'

"Thank you, 15 years ago, mankind discovered the first humanoid creature, called an Angel in Antarctica and it lead to 2nd Impact..." Ritsuko had sat down and continued a monotone speech realizing, 'Wait, how can it be the first humanoid creature if humans are inherently humanoid...I'm taking the rest of the day off, now.'

Ritsuko finished quickly, "So basically, now were trying to prevent Third Impact and secure our own future, thank you. Misato...Thank you and don't forget about tomorrow."

Ritsuko stood up quickly to leave when Rei asked a question on a whim, everybody stared, "Why do we attack the angels if we caused 2nd Impact and we are creating our future?" (A/N: ooc, deal with it.)

Ritsuko clenched her fist over and over, Misato tried her best to divert the meltdown, "Because now we have no choice but to defend and of course we're creating our future, after the angels stop, I plan to take a long vacation. Now let's go."

Shinji thoughts: 'Why is everything going so conveniently? Must be because the bastard isn't here.' Shinji left with Rei and Misato, leaving behind Maya downing her own can of the good stuff.

­----------------------------------------------Next Morning---------------------------------------------

After listening to the nifty background music and preparing breakfast, Shinji tells PenPen to go ahead and start eating without them.

"Puwa!" Our favorite character dove into his food dish.

"What kind of noise was that? Whatever... Good morning Misato, the businesswoman look doesn't suit you." 'Too much coverage...gah! Bad Shinji!"

"Good morning to you too, thanks," Misato was dressed professionally this day and accepted the bento Shinji held out, "I'm going to Ex-Tokyo with Ritsuko for work. I'll be back late so order in or something."

"Okay, be sure to call when any giant robots go berserk!" Shinji shouted as Misato left the apartment, 'Maybe I'll skip school and wait at NERV today, no can't do that...

Misato chuckled and sped away in her blue baby, 'Shinji-kun has a weird sense of humor, it suits him.'

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Now normally, I would continue by the script with a boring conversation where Misato, Ritsuko, and the chairperson of Jet Alone argue about whose giant toys were cooler, but this chapter took for forever and I'm lazy...(shifty eyes) so let's skip straight to the point where the shit hits the fan...how that analogy came into being, I'll never know...I semi-promise I won't do this again...

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"It's out of control!" a techie scrambling at his computer shouted, JA, the giant nuclear-powered prototype robot for the Strategic Defense Force that was being shown at this event, kept walking their direction.

"What the hell?" the once confident chairman pulled his hair out. A giant foot fell and caused the ceiling to collapse on the people.

A purple-haired captain stood up from the rubble, cursed at the chairman, and pulled out a rectangular cell phone, "Hello Shinji. Get your ass to NERV, bring Rei, and suit up. Makato will fill you in."

In the background, the surviving staff told the chairman that melt-downs were bad and would probably occur in the near future. "This can't happen!"

'Well it is. And to think, a combat robot with a nuclear engine, I still can't get over it. What would the chances of something like this happening when...oh, let's say an angel blows a hole thru its torso? It's better that it goes crazy now,' Ritsuko may have had a concussion, as she didn't realize Misato was talking about the technicalities of passwords and nuclear threats.

"Then get the clearance! NOW!" Misato raged, it was just a password to stop a robot!

The chairman contacted the minister of the interior, who contacted the minister of information, who dutifully informed an official diploma would be needed to avoid the impending doom of the city of Atsugi.

"Damn! I'll do it myself!" subconsciously Misato realized the Yebisu brewery would be destroyed and she went into overdrive. Misato hit the speed dial for NERV, "Hyuuga-kun...yes. How did you know? Shinji? Giant berserk robot, well...yea. Um, thanks...Bye." 'I didn't get to even boss Hyuuga around...'

"What's going on?" Ritsuko was finally back and asked her non-feline friend.

"Oh...I'm going to shut it down manually!" She smiled.

Ritsuko stared in disbelief, "Impossible, there's radiation...it's movin...no knowledge of the operating sy..." Ritsuko gave up once she saw Misato had changed into a radiation suit, Eva Unit 00 and Unit 01 were behind her, and she held a programming for dummies book.

"The password's KIBOU (HOPE)!" the chairman shouted as Rei carried Misato away.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"Hey Shinji-kun, Rei." Misato was riding Unit 00 towards JA. The scenery of old-Tokyo passing by in the breeze.

"Hi Misato, thanks for getting me out of pre-calc..." "Hello Captain Katsuragi..."

"Rei, run with the target, and then put me on the backpack. Shinji, hold the target motionless."

"Confirmed," Rei began to move into position.

"Will cutting the legs and arms off damage anything?" Shinji asked the technicians thru the radio link.

"Umm, no, but JA is a meticulously crafted machine and..." a junior techie started before the chairman jumped him and held his mouth shut.

"Thanks, hold back for a second Misato," Shinji popped out the progressive knife and stepped in front of the walking behemoth, all the while with a demented grin on his face. Skrrrt! Left leg gone, the robot leaned to step forward and kept falling. Skrrrt! The right leg was gone and Unit 01 held JA in the air menacingly. Double Skrrrt! Both arms were severed from the body and Shinji set it on the ground for Rei to place Misato on.

Shinji relaxed, 'Happy mom? A fine tribute to Monty Python's Black Knight'

'Very, not as good as de-limbing your father would have been...but I concede acts of violence can act as indicators for actions, but they're not as good as sexual inspirations. I'll permit violence against Gendo as the mental images for some of your sword training, but the rest shall remain the same.'

'OK, wait a sec,' "Hey Misato, just do it manually and push the control rod in."

The sounds of heavy labor could be heard over the radio as Misato agreed and tackled the cylinder. Shinji wasn't worried because they still had 20 minutes left, still he had to ask, "Are you okay Misato?"

"Just peachy, one last push..."

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

The staff of the strategic defense force watched the interior pressure drop and readings return to normal. "Woohoo, she did it! Our asses are only going to be moderately chewed out now!"

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"Great job Misato!" "...Good work Captain" Misato was back on Unit 00's shoulder as they headed to the air carriers.

"Call me Misato like Shinji does Rei," Misato was set down on the ground.

"Okay...Misato." Rei's face flickered off the HUD as Shinji helped place Unit 00 into the aircraft and Misato went to the decontamination team.

'Well mom, Asuka's coming in a little bit, any opinions?'

'Of course, she has a great body for a fifteen year old, take advantage of that when you get invited to the entry plug, I'm going download my fluent skill in German next sync test so you can impress her. Also, keep up the physical training. Remember, protection now, grandbabies later.' Unit 01's eyes glowed for a second before she shut down.

'Gah! I didn't mean that. Kuso, she's gone,' Shinji closed his eyes and leaned back, 'Come on, get me out of here. Without the pretty graphics, it's just a fancy blood filled tube.'

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Ritsuko was giving the report to Gendo as they returned to NERV, "The Eva retrievals are complete. No fear of radioactivity except for Katsuragi, but that's not probable. Everything was done according to plan, except Unit 01 removed Jet Alone from current timetables by severely damaging it. I believe that is better than expected."

"Yes, you did well," Gendo turned away from Ritsuko in his swivel chair.

'That's all the credit we get? Jeeze...' Ritsuko left the office.

---------------------------------------------Next Morning----------------------------------------------

Living with constant threats often makes people to live their life out to the fullest...or to forget the threats ever happened and continue on as normal, they build a tolerance to it you can say. The second case applies to the resident's of Misato's apartment, including PenPen. We can see Shinji cooking breakfast and Pen-Pen staring at him, Shinji's wearing his iPod this morning and is listening to the nifty music he pirated...err downloaded with force.

"Uki?" the warm-watered penguin tilted his head.

"PenPen, that was a few and far between occurrence yesterday. You're not eating as soon as it's done, peck me and I'll lock your freezer...after hiding your lock picking kit."

"War..." PenPen was annoyed and walked back to his dish, reluctantly knowing that he shouldn't have pushed the kami.

Yawn "G'mornin' Shinji-kun!" Misato was stumbling to the table as she raised her hand in the air. The merciful Cooking God sent the drink of the gods her way and she was revitalized, slamming the can on the table. "Good Stuff!"

"Yea, Good morning Misato, both shoulders this time," a blushing Shinji looked away slightly, 'Maybe I'll ask if I can start hitting the booze. It's something new at least. Wait...ahh! Mom's corrupted me, no nosebleed!' he thought before a trickle appeared.

"Whoops, at least I know you're still male, I was worried for a bit,"

"Thanks, I can think of better ways to determine that though,"

"Me too," Misato agreed with a lecherous grin.

"Ah, I walked straight into that one. I think I'm building a tolerance though, it's very nice"

"That's just a sign you're growing up... just think, in a couple of years you'll be going off to college and I'll be all alone." fake sniff

"What about PenPen?"

"OW! I'm sorry! Ow!" "WaRk! (Traitor!)" Misato finally fended the penguin off, "Now, for a shower...where's a bra?...and pants?"

Sigh "I shouldn't tell you because you'll find them quickly enough, but think laundry room," Shinji sniggered as he heard the door bell ring. The guys were here.

"G'morning Shinji! Misato-san!" Kensuke and Toji greeted.

"Good morning guys! I'm off!" Shinji called back to the apartment.

"Have fun!" Misato leaned around the corner and winked, somehow giving the two foreigners nosebleeds. The trio left the apartment and they began their favorite conversation.

"Phew, Misato-san is so nice!" Touji wiped his nose with a Kleenex while commemorating the picture to memory.

"Hmm, really? I hadn't noticed," Shinji decided today would be a sarcastic day.

"I really envy you!" Kensuke meant for piloting NERV and being Misato's ward.

"It's not that great, she just inadvertently flashes you sometimes. I'm getting used to it," Shinji gave into his Ikari heritage and smiled. (Remember: Yui Ikari , Gendo Rokubungi(sp?))

"Whoah, you are our god!" the two bowed down to Shinji.

sigh 'I hope they don't continue this... though it's rather soothing to be worshipped as a god'

-----------------------------------------------Omakes Later--------------------------------------------

A/N: Hi, was it worth the wait? Flame me a review if it wasn't and I'll thankyou for the review count. Thanks to D-Wrecked for reminding me about this story and beta-reading this time. Sorry SuperLegendayNamek, but you just finish reading those DeathNotes.

Ship center: LAST CHANCE FOR INPUT! Every female character is in the running, I've heard complaints about incest or not deserving a chance since she was a -itch, but I don't care. Every character has been voted for in some way, Rei and Asuka are the frontrunners for some reason, followed by Maya and Hikari then Misato and Ritsuko. Then there is the ever popular harem or manage a trois, quatre, cinq... not realistic, but either is my story.

Omake suggestions, do you have any? Only a request for Naruto's so far.

Other things you want to suggest? I'm using up a lot of ideas on the early chapters. Review if you want.

------------------------------------------------OMAKES-----------------------------------------------

The Fifth Picture Shinji Would've Shown Hikari

Fifth picture: "Here's a picture of Pen-Pen stabbing Toji...he has blue blood you know...note to self, get third RaXephon Manga."

Fifth picture: "OMG! MOM!" Hikari looked on in a glazed awe, the pervert in her awakened...

Fifth picture: "This is your room and Toji's playing with your Sega...don't think about how we got in to your house..."

Fifth picture: "Olivanders, the only place to get your wand...why the hell am I talking about Harry Potter? They're blasphemous! I hope I can kill another angel soon..."

Fifth picture: "And this is me playing tennis with my sensei, Ryoma Echizen. He keeps telling me lies about how he was only 12 when he went to the US Open or how his own racket rebounded off of a net post and made a cut above his left eye. It's hard enough believing 15 year olds pilot mechas..."

T3H L33T M45T3R!

"It's out of control!" a techie scrambling at his computer shouted, JA, the giant nuclear-powered prototype robot for the Strategic Defense Force that was being shown at this event, kept walking their direction. "Call the specialist!"

Ritsuko's eye's widened, 'What! Gendo didn't inform me that they had a specialist...'

"He's done it, he has control over Jet Alone! Conditions have returned to normal."

"Bwhahahahaha!" The JA was reaching into the air and laughing manically, "4H! W47 4 ph33LING! I7 I5 73H L337!"

"What's happening? I thought you said it was back to normal?" Misato was ready to kill the chairperson.

"Uh oh, send a team out to stop the specialist. Only his input is working!" the techie screamed as JA started to play 'destroy the abandoned buildings of Old-Tokyo!'

A few hours later...

Misato saw several intelligence agents walking into the room carrying a strait jacketed Kensuke who foamed at the mouth. Screaming how it was a crime to remove his L337N355.

Another Crossover?

"Rei, run with the target, and then put me on the backpack. Shinji, hold the target motionless."

"Confirmed," Rei began to move into position.

Thru the radio link, Shinji heard the technicians speak, "Are you sure they can do this, I heard those things are piloted by little kids..."

That was enough for Shinji as the sync ratio spiked. "Who are you calling a shrimp? little person? midget? can't even see me can you!" Eva Unit 01's hands clapped together and a trace a lighting flickered between them. Both palms slammed into JA, the color of the giant nuclear robot started to change.

"What the hell is he doing?" The chair person screeched. The robot changed into solid gold, no not just the color, but an actual transmutation!

Unit 01 used unfound strength to pick up the JA and started to run off towards Tokyo-3, screaming: "I'm Rich! I'm Rich! Can you see me now!"

Another Crossover? Again?

Shinji wasn't worried because they still had 20 minutes left, still he had to ask, "Are you okay Misato?"

"Just peachy, one last push...it's not working!"

Shinji was shocked, "Mother #$#$#$!" He watched the countdown reach 30 seconds and Misato was freaking out.

"Help me! What do I do?"

Shinji was struck by genius, "Misato do it for the Yebisu! The brewery's downwind of the radiation cloud!"

drip...drip...drip Misato sweated, "That will nOT HAPPEN! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Looking at Misato, he radiation suit burst off in a giant aura flare then... "AHHHHHHHH!" Boom Misato's once violet hair re-arranged itself into long spikes and quickly changed to a bright golden shine!

To the outside viewer, we see a glowing figure still screaming and aura increasing as it burst from the top of JA holding the nuclear core. "AHHHHHHHHHH!" Another flare later and Misato's hair burst forth into an even larger stature, muscles bulging beyond belief.

Knowing instinctively what to do, she flung the core straight into space, thru 2 SEELE satellites, and cupped her hands on her right side.

"KA ME HA ME HAAAAAAA!" The giant beam of death dwarfed that of the fifth angel and blasted thru the core. The beam split into 3 parts after that, one killing Gendo Ikari, another killing all of the SEELE members, and the last obliterating the first angel, Adam.

Misato fell down into the hands of Eva 01, saying one last thing before fell asleep, "Why the hell do I have a tail?"

Yet Another Crossover

"Yes, you did well," Gendo turned away from Ritsuko in his swivel chair.

'That's all the credit we get? Jeeze...' Ritsuko almost left the office, before realizing something: 'I'm fed up with it!'

Gendo barely heard the footsteps of someone running up behind him as he stood to look out the window.

"You Bastard! Sennen Gurushi: One Thousand Years Of PAIN!" Ritsuko shoved her two index, middle fingers, and a ball-point pen up the bastard's rectum. One chakra surge later and Gendo was flying thru the glass and fell to the ground 5 stories below, thankful for a quick splattered death instead of this pin stuck up his ass.

A week later Ritsuko was declared innocent and given the Nobel Peace Prize for killing Hitler's long long lost grandson. Shinji was thankfully found to be the son of one of his mother's experiments with the son of one Umino Iruka.

Future Ideas

Gundam Wing AC and Seed Destiny, Escaflowne, Ranma .5, Ravemaster, Prince of Tennis (I will bash this heehee), One Piece, Yu-Gi-Oh, YuYu Hakusho, Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Dragonball Z (I'm clueless here except the generalized humor of length of time to power up), and maybe some Clamp stuff. Opinions please.