Dear Hatori
In the "Unlikely" event that Kana would show up on your doorstep, and stab you in the gut while screaming "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR MESSING WITH MY HEAD YOU BASTURD!". What would you do in that situation?
P.S. YOU SUCK!
Dear Hatsuharu
Have you heard any jokes about your black persona being a stereotypical parody of an African American? I just thought suck a spoof would be moderatly funny.
Dear Tohru
Personally I don't think you should be romanticly involved with Yuki, or Kyo. Have you ever considered a romantic relationship with Saki. I just think you two could be perfect for each other.
Dear Yuki
In the event that Tohro chooses to be with Kyo. Might I suggest that you try to pursue a relationship with Saki. I think next to Tohru, you are the most compatable with Saki.
Dear Saki
In the event that things don't work out in persuing a romantic relationship with Tohru, or Yuki. Would you be willing to go out with me?
Sincerly
On Soaring Wings
Ok as the author I'm going to answer these because it I let anyone else the results may vary and it would be just bad.
For Hatori
I think he would be dead in that sich
For Hatsuaru
… I will leave that one alone
For Tohru
I think that would be just weird no offence.
For Yuki
Now that is a good paring I agree hole heartedly on that sich
For Saki
I think she would want to meet you first.
Question to...all the Fruits Basket hotties:
I have this one kung fu teacher and he's a total dip. He's this old man guy and...he acts like Shigure+Ayame x 10! Its so bad cause my parents say i have to be nice to him and everything but he like hits on me and my friend! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Muahahaha should i just kick him in the balls really really hard?
All Fruits Basket Hotties:
Yuki: Shakes head Just wait till I get a hold of Ayame.
Kyo: SHIGURE!!!!!!!!!
White Haru: Now that that's taken care of let me answer the question. I think that you should just ignore him. If he tries anything like grope you then you should tell your parents or the authorities.
Black Haru: OR JUST BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF HIM!!!!!!
Momiji: I think the first idea was best .
Question to Kyo: ...Can i have your autograph?!?!?!?!? Um no, thats not my real
question...if you had no other choice, who would you ahem do IT to? Haru, Yuki nor Hatori? by the way, death is NOT an option...
Kyo: … looks to author DO I HAVE TO ANSWER THAT?
Me: I'm afraid so. All questions must be answered in some way and according to what they want.
Kyo: sigh You owe me… I absolutely hate Yuki and Hatori is… shivers so I guess that leaves Haru… Ya happy?
Me: tries to hide a smile and just nodes