Nirvana-X - FINALLY! I finally got off my lazy ass and made this chapter! And with two reviews to boot! Even tho one was a flame...

Duck-Hunter - I thought you were going for four reviews? Not two!

Nirvana-X - I gave up on that, nobody gets four reviews on there very first chapter!

Duck-Hunter - ...Whatever...

Nirvana-X - ...Hey? Wheres The-Rock?

Duck-Hunter - I dunno.

Nirvana-X - HAIL THE GODDESSES!

Duck-Hunter - ...

Nirvana-X - On with the story!

Duck-Hunter - ...Disclamer...

Nirvana-X - Oh... K! I don't own Legend of Zelda, or Charly and the Chocolate Factory, tho I wish I did.

Duck-Hunter - Now! On with the story!

Nirvana-X - That's my line!

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Chapter Two: Journey To the Deku Tree!

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"My eyes!" They burn!" Were the first words of Link's journey. And the first position link took on that journey was the fetal position. Navi sighed and dumped another pot of water on Link's blubbering blob of a body. While Link went inside to change his cloths (and put a few more in his pack) Navi played poker with a butterfly (you know the one), a bee, and a beatle. Navi had two kings and three queens, she had it made. "Read 'em and weep guys!" Navi snickerd evily as she threw down her cards. Butterfly laughed. "What's so funny?" asked Navi. "Straight flush!" Butterfly laughed as she threw down five aces, "Take 'em off Navi!" Navi looked confused and said "Were not playing strip poker Butterfly..." "I knew that..." Butterfly replyed while blushing. Butterfly took all Navi's ruppies while Navi started crying. Just then Link came out from changing his cloths. "Are you quite done yet?" Link asked (quite smartly I might ask). Navi was dumbstruck. "Link! You acually sounded smart!" "I did what now? asked Link (back to stupid) "...Nevermind..." sighed Navi. "Hey! Link!" came a high pitched girly voice. Navi and Link looked down to the ground to see the most b-e-a-utiful girl Link had ever seen (even tho he's seen her a thousand times) "Hey Link! Come down here! I want to talk to you!" Link was practally hyperventalating. "Saria wants to talk to me?" Link asked to navi inbetween breaths. Navi handed Link a paper bag which Link began to suffocate himself with it. Navi took the bag away and pushed Link off of the balcony.

Saria gasped and ran to Link's side. "Oh Link! Are you ok?" Saria asked Link while helping him to his feet. "Uhhh..." link groand as he "accadentally" fell on Saria (A/N: Hes such a dope). Saria blushed and pushed Link off her. "Hes fine." said Navi as she floated to Saria and Link. "While we wait for him to wake up, ya wanna play poker?" asked Navi. "Ummm... sure!" smiled Saria. "But I'm just a biggener.." Navi laughed and told her she'd go easy on her. Ten minuits later Navi had 5 ruppies left and Saria had 365. "Am I doing ok?" asked Saria. Navi was starting to consider giving up poker forever when when her next hand was a five, a three, a king, and a two. "...I fold." navi grumbled. "And that means I win!" cheerd Saria as she took navi's last ruppie away (A/N: If your wondering where she got the money from she stole it off some kid.). Navi's eye started twitching. link groaned and got up into a sitting position. "Saria?" Link asked, "Why do you have a pile of ruppies? And why is Navi's eye twitching?" "Well we-" Saria started but was stopped by Navi interupting her. "Its none of your buisness!" she scolded. Saria rolled her eyes and Link just sat there. Navi suddinly remembered that Link has to see The Great Deku Tree. "Link!" I just remembered that you have to see The Great Deku tree!" Navi stated. (didnt I just say that?" "You stay out of this author!" Navi scolded. (ok! ok!) Link and Saria looked at Navi like she was insane. "Errr... Nevermined. Lets go Link!" she said. "Ok. Bye Saria!" Link said while running to The great Deku Tree's Medow. "Bye Link!" Saria called back.

Link ran down the pathway while the tune from Charly and the Chocolate Factory played in the background (you know, the one when he's running home with the ticket?). While kokiri and fairy alike wondered where the sound is comming from, and Link hopped the stones in the river while magicly collecting five ruppies (from a parallel universe perhaps?) a mysterious being followed Link and Navi (but mostly Navi). Link chatted about random things to other kokiri (something about the A button or something?) Navi flew ahaid to talk to The Great Deku Tree. "Great Deku Tree!" Navi called out. "I found him!" "Oh?" replied The Great Deku tree. "And where is the boy?" "Well, he's talking to people." "So you did'nt bring him?" "I did! Well...sorta..." The great Deku Tree turned red (Quick! Take a picture!) "GO GET HIM YOU PITY EXCUSE FOR A FARY!" The Great Deku Tree boomed. Navi was blasted (Blast Count: 3) out of the medow and ping-ponged through the pathway. Link was just finished "breaking into" a house and "taking" all the money that he found inside the pots he "broke" (wheres the law and order?) when he was smacked in the gut by a small blue thing. "Ommph!" he cried as he fell over. "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" cried all the bugs as Link fell on there homes. After Link got out of bug court, paid a total of five ruppies in damages, and swore never to go near bug villa again, Link hit Navi on the head. "Ow!" she cried. "What was that for?!" "You made me lose five ruppies!" Link cried. "Big woop!" Navi said sarcasticly. Link grumbled all the way to the entrance to The Great Deku Tree's medow. But he was stoped at the entrance by the meanest, smallest, and most adorible little boy ever! ( A/N: just cause im a guy dosent mean I can't think little boys are cute, can't I?) "I'm not adorible!" shouted Mido. "...eh? asked Link, confused. "Uhhh...nevermind?" Mido said nervously. "So he has the same problem as me..." Navi mumbled. "Let us through Mido!" Link said angrly. "Oh yeah?" sneered Mido. "And why should I Mr. No Fairy?" "Because A, I have a fairy, and B, The Great Deku Tree wants to see me!" Mido just then noticed Navi hovering above Links shoulder (cause it was too dirty to sit on) and startid mumbling. After a minuite of mumbling Mido looked up. "Well I still wont let you through till you get a sword and shield Mr. weponless!" Link laughed. "That took you a minuite to come up with? Even i'm not that stupid!" "And that's saying something!" Navi piped in. "Still, I wont let you through till you get some sort of wepon!" "And whats to stop me from pushing you aside and walking by? Im a foot taller than you!" Link asked smugly. "Because the game wont let you!" Mido said. "Game?" Link asked. "Yah a game! Now go see Saria so she can tell you stuff that you should already know!" "Ok! Ok!" Link replied.

Link ran back down the pathway to his house where saria was waiting for him. "Saria? what are you still doing here?" Link asked "I had nothing better to do..." Saria said sadly. Link suddinly went into whiney mode. "Saria! Mido wont let me go see The Great deku tree unless I get some sort of wepon and a shield! Make him let me through!" Saria considers this for a moment (because everyone hates Mido) but re-considerd. "As much as i'd love to make Mido let you in...I think he's right" Link gasped "Trator!" "No wait! hear me out! Im sensing... bad things in the forest, I think it would be wise for you to find some sort of wepon and shield." "Navi, what do you think?" asked Link. "I think that Saria's right." "Ok... lets go get some wepons!" Link said while runing off once again. "Come see me when you get your equiptment!" Saria called after Link. "Ok! Be back in a jiffy!" Link called back.

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Duck-hunter - Now, that's a better chapter!

Nirvana-X - Thank you!

Duck-Hunter - Does that mean you will re-consider loving me in return?

Nirvana-X - HELL NO!

Duck-Hunter - Fine! I'll be looking for The-Rock!

Nirvana-X - You do that! Anyway, (reads over chapter) That is a good chapter! I hope i can top it! I need two more reviews till I can post again! So review!

Duck-Hunter - I found him! He seems to be stuck in a cage with some gay porn as bate or something...

The-Rock - Help me! Help me! I'm cloustophobic!

Nirvana-X - Now who would do something like that? Hehehe... remember, review or ill sick these two on you!

Duck-Hunter/The-Rock - WE LIVE FOR ANNOYING YOU WITH OUR GAYNESS!