Duck-Hunter - YAY! THE STORYS BACK! SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG!
Nirvana-X - Feh.
The-Rock - Whats wrong with you?
Nirvana-X - Feh.
Link - Ok...
The-Rock - Link?!
Link - Yah it's me. Making my first appearance in the prologe!
Duck-Hunter - LINKY-POO!
Link - O.o?
Duck-Hunter tackles Link and attaches a dog collar and leash to Link
Link - W-what is this?
Duck-Hunter - Your mine now!
Nirvana-X - ...Just do the disclamer...
Duck-Hunter - Okey dokey! Nirvana-X does not own Legend of Zelda, but I do own Link! MUHAHAHAHAHAAAA
Link - HELP ME!
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"Ok...where to find a sword and shield..." Link ponders while obliviously walking by 'SHIELDS 'R US' and the big "SWORD THIS WAY" sign. Navi decided she would not have any part in Link's stupidity anymore so flew off to play poker while being stalked by the lesbo butterfly (we will call her Ms. Lesbo). Link was hanging his head looking at his boots cause they looked like poo. "My shoes look like poo." Link quoted. Link suddnly found himself in a courtroom filled with random people. There was the mailman, the kid that hits the floor with his stick in the graveyard, there was a family of poes, and a horse. Followed by many other people that I will not mention cause you would all get bored from reading this and leave to read your other gay fics or whatever the hell you do when nobudys lookin. "Whats this all about?" Link asked. The Great Being of all Things (A.K.A. Me) stood up and shouted, "you are being sued for copyright infridgement!" "What? But why?!" "You said the same thing that the author A.K.A. me said!" He boomed. "What!? NOOOOO!!!" Link cried. "The total fine is ten ruppies!" The Great being of all Things said, as Link cried and took out ten ruppies. "Thank you!" TGBoaT said as he dissappeared along with everything else. Link screamed as he fell into the great abiss. When Link woke up he found himself being given mouth to mouth by a random kokiri girl. "AAAHHHHH!!! COOTIES!" Link screamed as he ran far, far away. Link ran straight into the kokiri shop and smashed into the table. "MY BALLS!" Link cried as his marbles spilled on the floor. "MY BUNS!" Link also cried as he fell squishing his hamburger buns" MY LEGS" Link cried for a third time as his chicken legs broke. "Now what am I going to eat and play with? "OH GOD" came a random voice. "IF I GIVE YOU A DAMN SHIELD WILL YOU GET OUT OF MY SHOP?!" screamed the eany weany itsy bitsy shop cleark. "OOOHHH TAY!" Link soluted as he got hit in the head with a shield. "Now all there is left is the sword!" Link sang as he ran out of the store, knocking random people down who were in his way.
Link ran fast. too fast to be exact, as he smashed into a house. Luckaly a fairy was floating buy to take the blunt of the impact. "Stupid inanamit object! Always getting in peoples way!" Link shouted getting odd lookes from random people who ither cared, or just wanted to see something funny. The fairy Link smooshed floted down to the floor, dug a hole, and burried itself. Fairies gathered around the grave and wept, unfortunatly, Link was throwing rocks hoping to find stuff, thus crushing all the fairies under one. all the kokiri children gathered around the rock and also cried, even more unfortunatly, Link was playing with a flamethrower that he found in a mesterious hole and burnt all the children to a crisp. The goddess Din cheered and got smacted on the head by Nyru, while Faror went down and fixed everything while throwing Link far, far away. Link landed fast first into a wall and somehow, did not die. Lucky for him he fell right in front of the hole where the sword was. "A HOLE!" Link cheered as he called through. kokiri could hear screaming and shouts of agony from a far off place. Link emerged from the hole coverd in spider webs and spider bides. "IT BURNES!" Link cried as he ran around screaming. Link smashed into a boulder thus killing all the spiders and the webs with them. Link cheered and after getting hit 5 more times with the spider infested mudball (how it keeps moving is a mystery to us all.) and finally made it to the chest. Link ooooo'd and aawww'd at the pritty chest and smashed it open. Link grabed the sword and hoverd it above his head (O.o?) and then put it on his back. After a long and agonizing trip through the boulder and spider infested hole, link finally bade it back to the safety of his own home. "Hi Link!" Saria called as link half crawled, half draged himself down the pathway to his house. "H'-hello Saria" Link smiled as he showed her his shiney new sword and not-so-shiney new shield. "G-got 'em" Link said, mouth full of mud, spiders, and other things not sutable for young viewers to know about. "Great!" Sarie said smiling. "Now how about I join you on your trip to see the Great Deku tree?" "SURE!" Link piped up. Navi appeared out of nowhere and joind our young heros (can we really call them that?) as they skiped to The Great Deku tree's medow.
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Link - MOMMY!!!!!
Duck-Hunter - Yes?
Link - Thats not funny!
Duck-Hunter - Awwwww pouts
The-Rock - Is it just me or are you more hyper than usual?
Duck-Hunter - YEP!
Nirvana-X - groans
The-Rock - You still upset this chapter took so long?
Nervana-X - Yah...
Duck-Hunter - Oh lighten up! We own Link! Think of the possibilitys!
Nirvana-X - NO!
Duck-Hunter and TheRock - gets knocked out by a deku nut
Nirvana-X - Thanks Link!
Link - No prob!
Nirvana-X - Anyway, listen up reviewers! Now is your time to help! I need you readers to come up with ideas for what powers Saria might have! Like does she have a sword? can she float and use demonic powers? GIVE ME IDEAS SO I CAN WRITE MORE PPL!