Elmo Knows Chapter 5
Written by: Kawaii-babi
Edited by: Bert
Disclaimer: As Joanne said in RENT, 'Shut up'
It was a cold morning at Roger's sister's house. Super-Duper-Pumpkin-Extraordinaire-Mark was sitting on the bedside table of the guest room and Roger was passed out on the bed. (Wouldn't you pass out if you were up the whole night talking to a white pumpkin with the voice of your dead best friend?) Any who, Roger woke up by the voice of his sister, yelling that some slut was at the door to see him.
"ROGER! SOME SLUT IS AT THE DOOR TO SEE YOU!" See, I told you.
"STOP CALLING MY GIRLFRIEND A SLUT CAITIE AND SEND HER UP HERE!" Roger yelled, slightly aggravated that his sister had called his girlfriend. He then jumped back onto the bed and almost fell asleep, but then he heard the door open, then he heard a scream.
"ROGER! It's the white thing that was in my room last night! Help me!" Roger looked at the bedside table and grinned.
"Believe it or not Meems, that is Mark." Mimi almost passed out.
"Hi Mimi! Elmo knows where you live! BWAHAHAHA! OWW! MIMI! ROGER HIT MY TUMMY! Wait a minute! I don't have a body! MIMI, ROGER HIT ME!" At that, Mimi sweat dropped and hit Roger in the…
"OWIE! Mimi! That hurt!" Roger yelled, in a very high-pitched voice. (Can you guess where Mimi hit him?) Mark then started to laugh his head off… I mean that little thingy on top of a pumpkin. (I have just been informed that it's called a stem.) Roger then glared at Mark.
"Seriously, Mark, we need to figure out who Elmo's going to go for next. He's obviously going for people who are close to me." Mimi then interrupted him.
"How do you know that?" Roger then looked at her like she was stupid or something.
"Well, let's see, first he killed my best friend, then he killed the guy who lets us stay in the loft for free now, and now he attacked my girlfriend. So who do you think he's going to attack next?" Mark then lit up like a light bulb (A white pumpkin lighting up like a light bulb, who would have thunk?)
"Mark, I know that face," Roger started. "So who is it?" Mimi giggled and turned purple from giggling so much, and then she smiled, and giggled some more. Then she calmed down, and started giggling some more. Then she passed out from giggling so much. Mark started knitting a scarf while Mimi was giggling. It was yellow and pink.
"Mark, who is he going after next?" Mark started giggling, and then he stopped.
"You remember when you said you love Mr. Huggles more than anyone, but then you met Mimi?" Roger stared into space for a minute, then the door opened, and someone chucked a ball of fur and fluff at Roger. Roger then understood.
"ELMO KILLED MR. HUGGLES?" Mark nodded.
"THIS… MEANS… WAR!"
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