Elmo Knows Chapter 8
Written by: Kawaii-babi
Edited by: The Human Tickle Me Elmo
Disclaimer: Ding-dong the bitch is dead…
Final Chappie!
After Joanne's 'tragic' death, the bohemians, the CSIs (which include Penelope) and the awesomely cool pumpkin Mark went to the life café to celebrate… I mean morn the death of the lawyer. Mark got up on the table to start singing, but before he could open his mouth, Benny walked in with a sling around his arm, and a fake hand.
"What happened to your hand?" They all asked in union. Benny sighed.
"Okay, so this little red dude pushed me into the door on the metro, isn't it obvious?" Benny replied, all smart alec-y. Mimi and Roger just laughed uncontrollably, and then they passed out. Mark opened his mouth again, but was stopped by Horatio talking.
"If this happened less than a day ago, there might still be some evidence!" At this, all the CSIs put on their gloves and jumped on Benny, searching for evidence.
"I found some sort of red fiber!" Calleigh exclaimed, holding up a red piece of fur.
"Send it to trace, ASAP. Ryan is so bored in the lab right now, it's not funny. Ms. Wolfe, you now how he gets when he's bored, right?" Horatio said.
"Don't I know it? Being his sister, living with his for the first few years of my life, I am scared of him when he's bored." Penelope said.
"Yo H! I found some ridged detail, not enough for a print, but enough for epithelial." Eric announced.
"Send it to Valera and tell her to rub it through CODIS, please Mr. Delko." Horatio said, getting annoyed with his team asking him what to do with the most obvious things.
"Horatio…" Penelope started, but then Horatio interrupted her.
" I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU GUYS! IF YOU'VE FOUND RIDGED DETAIL, PRINTS, FIBERS OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT, SEND IT TO THE LAB!" Everyone backed away.
"Um… H, while you were yelling, a little red guy came in and stabbed your leg." Penelope stated, Horatio looked down at his leg, and when he saw the blood, he fainted. Suddenly, everyone heard a distant voice saying, "Elmo knows where you live. He sees you when your sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows when you've been bad or good so be good for goodness sake." Everyone was totally freaked out, so the CSIs pulled out their guns, except for Horatio, who was out cold.
"Alright! I want everyone to calm down and stay behind me. EVERYBODY CALM DOWN! WHO'S YELLING? STOP YELLING! STOP…" Eric yelled, obviously uncalmly.
"Eric, you're not being too calm yourself, baby. Please calm down before you shoot someone." Penelope said as calmly as possible, but you could still sense her impatience.
"Maybe you should all calm down." Elmo said.
"Thanks Elmo… OH MY GOD! IT'S ELMO! EEEEEEEEK!" Eric screamed like a little schoolgirl, baking up into Penelope, causing her to turn around quickly.
BANG!
Everyone turned to see Penelope's gun drawn, pointed at Elmo's lifeless body on the ground, fluff spilling out of him like crazy. Penelope watched in horror.
"Oh my god. I didn't mean to do it! I swear! It's a hair trigger! A sneeze could set it off! Eric, you believe me right?" Penelope asked nervously. Eric wrapped his big, strong arms around her from the back and put his handsome face in the crook of her neck to calm her down. (He's mine, back off people!)
"Shhh, Penny, calm down. Its just Elmo. You didn't kill anyone who didn't need to be killed. You killed Elmo! Be happy! No more dead people! Penelope…" Eric started, and then put his hand in his pocket, obviously looking for something.
"Yes Eric?" Penelope said excitedly, as Eric went down on one knee.
"Will you do me the honor of… of… of… of… of… of… of… of… of… of… of… of… of… of… of… of… of… of… of… of… of… of… of… of… of… of… of… of… of… of… of… of… of… of… of… of… of… of… of… of… of… of… of… of… of… of… of… of… of… of… of… of… of… of… of… of… of… of… of… of…"
"Of what Eric? And what's in your hand?" Penelope asked, very impatiently. Suddenly, Eric opened his hands. Penelope was shocked at what was inside.
"Oh my god, Eric. Are you serious?" Penelope exclaimed.
"Penelope Ariel Wolfe, will you do me the honor of joining me in the search of the perfect pet chicken named Alfred?" Eric asked (You see, in his hands were some adoption papers.)
"OH YES ERIC! I WILL, I DO!" Penelope yelled, jumping into Eric's arms. Everyone started to clap, including Mimi, Roger and Horatio, who all just woke up. Then, Mark finally decided to start singing.
"There is no future, there is no past." Mark started.
"Let's hope this Elmo was the last." Horatio sang, horribly, breaking all the windows and everyone's eardrums, except for Mark, because pumpkins don't have eardrums, so Horatio's singing broke Mark's candle, which was the candle that Mimi asked Roger to light, so Mimi and Roger started crying. While they all smiled and hugged, a little red blur ran past the life café. And they all lived happily ever after… or so they though…
The end
Hey people! Yay! I'm done! Look out for the sequel 'Elmo Still Knows' which will be out soon!