Chapter Seven!
Alrighty, for those of you who took bets, the next sentence of this chapter is….
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As the piano began its notes, Kari and Sora flung their arm into the air in a dramatic fashion, their faces following the motion. "At first I was afraid…" They slowly brought their hands down as they sung the next few lines of "I Will
Survive". "…Thinking I could never live without you by my side," as their hands went into fists by their waists. The swerved their heads, and then body, into a sassy pose with their hips snapped out. With dramatic facial expressions, they clicked their heels while emphasizing the word "strong" by showing their biceps. At their last line, they turned to face each other and made sort of a bridge. Yolei and Mimi, in similar red jumpsuits, jumped out and sang their first line. Heads bobbed as they shouted, "and so you're back from outer space." The four began doing all sorts of crazy moves. Everything from disco, the hustle, even the electric slide was slightly butchered to the music. When they began to sing, "weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye, did you think I'd crumble, did you think I'd lay down and die?" Izzy snuck over to the stereo and cut the music right as the girls executed "I will survive!" Catching the hint, Mimi, Kari, Sora, and Yolei fell to the ground like a ton of bricks. Their audience began to laugh loudly. "Oh my god, oh my g-"Tai said, mimicking a hyena. Ken remarked, "Wow, you guys look really good in those, those, uh, those…"
"Outfits," Jyou finished for him.
"Yeah," Tai agreed, winking at Sora while blushing madly. "Hn, too bad your underwear lines show through like crazy. Haven't you guys gotten used to thongs yet?" Matt asked. Sora walked over and slapped him across the cheek.
"Your pervert! I don't know which idea is more revolting- you looking at our asses, or the thought of wearing a built-in wedgie!"
"Oh, I bet Tai noticed," Matt retorted.
"And TK too!" Jyou popped in. TK and Tai blushed deep, not quite thrilled that the fact that they were staring at their love's butts the whole time was revealed, but managed to smile and say, "Oh, you're one to talk!" The whole group doubled over in laughter. Well, that is, except Mimi and Jyou, for reasons you might guess.
After a couple good bouts of dancing, they all collapsed on the floor. "Ok, we need to restore our energy, so how about a movie?" Tai said. "What movie did you pick out?" asked Jyou. "The Ring," he replied. A series of "yay"s and "woot"s followed. Sora began to make the room pitch black. The dark shade hid the sunlight from the room, and every small light was covered throughout the apartment. Kari left to make the hoards of popcorn necessary, while Izzy fetched the sodas. The movie was popped in and for the first thirty minutes, nobody moved. No scary scenes, no funny scenes, only flickers of fore-shadowing and suspense. Matt made sure that TK and Kari sat together on the floor in the corner beside the couch. He remembered when Tai had to drag Kari with them to see some M-night Shamalon movie, and she was scared shitless. He then pulled Izzy down to sit with him on the floor and winked at him. Izzy caught his hint and looked back to see Tai and Sora alone together on the blue sofa. He grinned and looked to Mimi and Jyou who were wedged on the loveseat. Next to them, Ken and Yolei sat together on the chair. Except for it wasn't exactly a two person seat, so Yolei was on Ken's lap, her arms flung around his neck, and nuzzled against his neck and chest. Munching on popcorn, the group might look very uninteresting to any passerby.
Soon the climax of the movie began. Kari's eyes widened and she hugged her knees to her chest. (I'm going to let those of you who have seen the movie insert whatever scene you thought was scariest right here, and those of you who haven't, just pretend something is chasing the characters around with a chain saw or something like that). She let out a small whimper and latched onto TK's arm. Kari buried her head into his shoulder, flinching at each threatening sound coming from the film. He blushed and snaked his arm to her shoulder and squeezed it comfortingly.
At the sight of a flying limb (I don't really remember if this happens in the movie, but we're going to go with it, k?) Sora jumped. Tai looked over and lightly snickered. Sora leaned over and whispered in his ear, "Hey, leave me alone, it's been a long time since I've seen this movie." The tickle of her breath sent chills down his spine. He turned his head so that his nose was centimeters away from hers. An almost magnetic force drew both of their heads closer, closer, and closer. Their eyes sparkled in the light of the television. Their eyes began to slowly close as their heads gently tilted. Sora could feel his warm breath on her face. Not a half a millimeter away from each other, Mimi's small scream startled them, and they whipped their heads back to the screen, breathing heavily.
"Aeeeek!" Mimi shrieked. "Sorry", she whispered when she saw a pairs of eyes turn around at the sound. She began to bite her nails at the scene. Jyou held out his hand to her. She took it gratefully and squeezed it every time she flinched. Mimi looked at him. "I am hurting you?" she asked, worried by the pained look on his face. He put his best front forward. "Nope, not at all." Jyou glanced around the room. He smiled at the two couples beside him. For once he didn't have to wish he had the type of position the rest were in, holding Mimi's hand was defiantly enough. Out of the corner of his eye, he could see Yolei and Ken. He smirked inwardly as he saw them quietly go for it. 'Ha, I hope they don't choke on each other's tongues,' he thought.
Forty five minutes, twenty-one painful hand squeezes, eight grab-an-arm-and-bury-face-in-that-person's-shoulders, one snuggle up to Tai's side, and one hot make-out session later, the movie ended. Izzy flicked on the lights and opened the shade. Everyone groaned at the sudden glare. Well, except for Yolei and Ken, they were groaning because they finally had to break apart. Nonetheless, they still had silly grins. "Let's eat!" Mimi shouted. Everyone began to set up the dining room table and pulled out the food. Soon a plethora of different items was set out and the digi-destined sat down to eat. "So what kinds of pop did you buy?" Matt asked. "Anything with a whole lot of sugar and caffeine," Tai replied. "And for dessert?" Kari asked. "Brownies and more ice cream, of course," Sora said.
The teens ate until very few leftovers remained. "Ok, y'all realize what's next, right?" Yolei said. "Uh huh!" the girls responded. "What?" asked TK. "Truth or Dare!" they shouted. "Oh god," said Matt, slapping his forehead. By now it was completely dark outside. Everyone gathered at their "circle". "Ok, Kari, how about you ask someone first," Mimi said. "OK, Tai, Truth or Dare?"
"Um, dare."
"I dare you to strip down to your boxers, get into the elevator, face the security camera, and do the chicken dance."
"Ouch, that's like way humiliating! Kari, c'mon do I have to?"
"Well, actually," Yolei said, "if someone doesn't want to take the dare, they can spin a bottle instead- but they have to kiss that person-on the lips-no matter the gender."
"That's a great idea; I'll go get a ketchup bottle!" Mimi said.
"So what'll it be, Tai? Spin the Bottle, or the Chicken Dance?" asked Izzy.
"I'll go do the stupid dare," Tai said while taking off his shirt.
Tai came back in five minutes. "Sis, I'm going to get you for that one, you realize that, right?" She nodded and gulped as everyone else laughed. While putting on his pants he said, "OK, Ken, Truth or Dare?"
"Uh, truth."
"Aw, you're no fun, lemme see. Meems, would you help me out?"
"Sure," she said. The two leaned into each other and whispered until an idea finally came to them. "OoooK, Ken, in the next month, how far would you go with Yolei? Second base, third, or home plate?"
"What happened to first?" asked TK. "Uh, did you not see them during the movie?" asked Izzy. Ken blushed furiously, along with his girlfriend. "C'mon Ken, you have to answer," taunted Matt. "OK, fine, second, I guess," he said quietly. "Ooooh!" everybody said. "Uh, TK, truth or dare?" Ken said quickly.
"Dare."
"Heh heh, you have to wear a bra and panty of Kari's and dance to Christina Aguilera," he said with a smile.
"Are you serious?"
"Yeah sure are…but remember you can spin the bottle if you really want."
"Fine, I'll do it. Uh, Kari, apparently I have to, uh, borrow something of yours," TK said, embarrassed. TK returned out of Kari's bedroom wearing only a tan, under-wire (and uncomfortable) bra and pink boy-briefs. Matt broke out in laughter. "Man, I'm not ever letting you live this one down."
Sora went over and inserted "Genie in a Bottle" into the stereo. While dancing, Matt reached into his wallet and pulled out two dollar bills, and inserted them into TK's bra strap at random intervals.
After quite an entertaining show and lots of whoops and hollering, TK quickly unclasped the bra and ran back into Kari's bedroom to change. "Hmmm, it seems he has had practice undoing that bra," Tai said. Mimi rolled her eyes and joined Kari in slapping him. TK remerged and said, "Alright, Mimi, truth or dare?"
"Uh, dare?"
"Heh heh, alright."
"Oh, God, I really don't like the look on your face."
"OK, Mimi, I dare you to drink whatever concoction I make."
"Fine."
TK went into the kitchen, then cocked his head out the door. "Uh, hey Kari, come help me would you?" The two disappeared together into the room. In a small cup, Kari and TK mixed these ingredients: water, Gatorade, balsamic vinaigrette, chocolate syrup, strawberry cake frosting, cocktail sauce, yogurt, lemon juice, soy milk, and A1 Steak Sauce. The mixture was an odd sienna color. He brought it out to Mimi, who at first sight gagged. "Uh, Mimi, it's best if you don't smell it," Kari warned. "Ewww! Yuck! I am not drinking this," Mimi said in disgust. "Oh come on," encouraged Tai. "I'd rather spin the bottle," she said reaching for the bottle. Everyone gathered in an orderly circle around the red stuff. Mimi took the neck of it and pushed it around. It began to slow as it neared Jyou and his heart began pound. It went around one more time, and once again, slowed almost to a complete stop at him. At the very last minute, the ketchup appeared to have a mind of its own, picked up momentum, and ended its cycle at Matt. Mimi chuckled. "You ready Matt?" she asked. After a quick chuckle he said, "I don't know, can you handle it?" She leaned in and planted one on him (Mimato fans go wild!). "God damn Matt, where the hell did you learn that from?" He only snickered and said, "A magician's secrets can never be revealed."
"Ok, Sora, Truth or Dare?" Mimi asked.
"Uh, truth." 'Oh, damn, she knows all of my secrets, what the hell did I do that for? Well, if I had chosen dare she probably would have made me kiss him anyway…' Sora thought. "Okies, Sora, how many of your best friends have you ever been in looooove with?"
"Uhhhh, do I have to answer that?"
"Yep sure do!"
"Um, all of them." Everyone glanced at the people sitting around them and burst out in an "eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!"
"God, I'm just kidding! One..."
"Ok," said Mimi, satisfied.
"Izzy, truth or dare?"
"…Dare?"
"Kiss Ken, for ten seconds, on the lips. Oh, and Yolei? No getting jealous if he likes it better," Sora said with a wink. "What?" Ken and Yolei both said. "Now go ahead Izzy!" Matt and Tai, in usually smart-ass fashion, began to sing Kiss the Girl from the Little Mermaid. "Shut up ya jackasses," Izzy snapped. "Whoa there Izzy, save that fire for Ken!" Matt said. "Oh I was planning on it," Izzy said with a sneer. "Ok, might as well get it over with," said Ken. They leaned in to each other as Tai, Sora, TK, Kari, Mimi, and Matt began to cheer them on. Jyou was slightly disgusted and Yolei was less than amused. Their lips met and looks of pure disgust crossed their faces. Sora began the countdown, and everyone joined in at "5! 4! 3! 2! 1!" The two males ripped apart at that exact second. "Happy New Year!" TK shouted. Izzy wiped his mouth and asked, "ah, so that's why Yolei wants to make out with you every five seconds." "Eewwww," Tai said. "I'm just kidding!" Izzy said. "Although I kinda wish we had to use tongue, and, what kind of chapstick do you use? Pina Colada?" Ken said, going along with the joke. "No, no, no, watermelon," he replied. Everyone cracked up as Jyou said, "Those aren't remotely the same tastes!" "Yeah, see, that has to be what Yolei uses because that's the only thing he can taste anymore," said Kari. After many bouts of laughter, Izzy asked Kari truth or dare. "Dare," she said confidently. "Hmmmm…you have to sit around in your underwear only, until you go to sleep," Izzy said. Kari shrugged as Tai and TK gasped for obvious reasons (not for the same reasons, you dirty hentais!). She stripped down to her black bra and underwear. She looked down and blushed when she realized it was the pair with a gaping hole in the butt and purple gazelles all over them. "Don't worry," said Yolei, "at least you weren't wearing underwear that said Wednesday on them when it's Saturday!" "Thanks Yolei," Kari deadpanned. "Hey, Jyou, truth or dare?"
"Grr, uh, dare?"
"Whoa! Livin' a little vicariously there, eh?" Tai said.
"Shut up Tai. So, Jyou, you have to go outside on the balcony, and drop an egg on the first person to pass beneath. The group cracked up as he sweat-dropped. Tai dashed to the fridge and hollered, "Hey Kari! I used all of the eggs this morning for breakfast, so will mom's week-old mocha-frappachino that's been rotting in here work?"
"Sure!" Jyou stepped out as everyone else dashed to the first floor to hide behind some bushes to watch his culprit. Three minutes later, an agitated women in a suit who seemed to be in her mid-thirties passed by. Jyou closed his eyes and tipped the cup. The brown smelly liquid poured all over her white suit, staining it to no end. "Dammit, not again! This is the third time this week!" the lady said. Everyone else exchanged glances and once she was gone hustled upstairs. "I can't believe I just did that!" Jyou said. "Hey, look at the bright side, at least you didn't puke her hat," Sora said. "Hey!" Tai said. "I said I was sorry! Can't you ever let me live that one down?"
"I know, I know, and no, I won't."
"Fine," he said, pretending to be hurt as she gave him an apologetic hug. "Uh, Matt, truth or dare?"
"Truth."
"Whoa, did hell just freeze over?" TK asked.
"Awwww, I was gonna make you give Tai a lap dance," Jyou said.
"WHAT?" yelled Tai.
"Anyway, Matt, uh, how many lap dances have you given and received?"
Matt began to count on his fingers. "Uh, given? Um, three, no four, but I guess that wouldn't really count, so we'll just say four, and as for received?" He began to count again, taking a lot longer than before. "Thirty-three, and that last one took major talking to on her part," he said. "What the fuck?" says Ken. "Well, he is a rockstar," said Kari. "Um, how many of these were given by guys?" Sora asked. "Five. Well, I'm not too sure about that first one, so let's just go with six. Yeah I couldn't tell if it was a guy or a girl."
"Uh huh," said TK. "And why am I related to you again?"
"Well, you see TK, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they tend to do it more than just on Valentine's Day," Matt said.
"OK THAT'S ENOUGH ASK YOLEI TRUTH OR DARE ALREADY!" TK screamed.
"Okay Yolei, you heard the man, truth or dare."
"Dare."
"I dare you to give us a striptease."
"HELL NO! I'll just spin the goddamn bottle…"
She took the ketchup and slung it around. In twenty seconds, the divine ketchup chose its victim. "Yolei and Sora?" Kari shouted. Sora sighed. "Alright," Yolei said, leaning into Sora. Sora immediately pulled away and said, "Hey? You act like that's a bad thing!"
"Sora, just shut up and kiss me."
"Man I feel like I'm in the middle of a bad lesbian porno," Tai said.
"Key word being bad," Matt said.
"Only sick perverts like you would know the difference," said Kari.
The two smooched then broke apart. "Damn I might have to leave Ken for that one," Yolei said giggling. Ken grabbed her shoulder, spun her around, and dipped her into the heaviest kiss of her life. When she had to come up for air she said, "Ok, scratch that."
"Ok, well, now that's everyone's gone, let's move on to the next little festivity," Sora said with an evil crooked grin.
"What's that?" asked Izzy.
"I Never," Tai and Sora said in unison.
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