Neko-chan: Neko-chan here once more with another chapter of my wonderful story!
Draco: -mutters something about crazy yaoi fanatics-
Neko-chan: -hits Draco- BAD DRACO! No cursing out the person who controls the entire outcome of this story!
Naruto: So, how did you manage to get their signatures?
NC: Just ask Ron! I'm sure he'd love to explain!
Ron: THAT CRAZY WOMAN DRUGGED OUR BUTTERBEER!
Hermione: I told you never to take free drinks from strange girls! Especially with Harry around, for all we knew, it could have been spiked with love potion!
Ron: Well, SORRY!
Harry: Um...miss?
NC: It's Neko-chan! How can I help you, Mr. Potter?
Harry: -lifts his bound wrists- could you let us go?
NC: So blondy there can hex me? Don't think so!
Sasuke: But you took away their wands.
NC: Well...nah, I'll just let them suffer! MUWAHAHAHAH!
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or Naruto, or any of the characters! DON'T RUB IT IN!
Warnings: Yaoi, violence, yeah, all that junk. For this chapter, much Sasuke pervertedness!
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"WHOA!" Naruto cried out as he and Sasuke appeared out of nowhere. They appeared at least six feet above the ground, but they were quick to react and they both landed softly on their feet. They both stayed in place, examining the people in the dirty pub. Everyone was staring at them with wide eyes, but then shook their heads and went back to what they were doing.
"So…this must be the Leaky Cauldron she was talking about." Sasuke muttered as they stood, both a bit uncomfortable at the new environment. Nonetheless, they kept their emotions concealed as they walked up to the bartender (that's what they call him, right?).
"Excuse me, are you Tom?" Naruto asked.
"Yup, that's me. That was a nice trick you two pulled. A bunch of people pop in here in midair, every single one of them fell on their faces. This will be something I'll remember." He said as the glasses in front of him began to organize themselves.
"Um, well, my name is Uzumaki Naruto, and this is Uchiha Sasuke. We're supposed to have rooms here." Naruto said, his eyes on the cups.
"Okay then. All right, Mr. Naruto, you have room #15 and Mr. Sasuke has room 8." He said handing them keys. The two males said their thanks before leaving to find their rooms. As luck would have it, they were on two different floors.
"Damn that crazy woman." Sasuke growled and Naruto laughed a little.
"Come on, you know she means well. Anyways, we better get started reading this so that we know what to do." Naruto said opening his door. Sasuke smirked and pushed the younger male inside, taking the keys and locking the door behind him. "Sasuke?"
Naruto was silenced as a pair of soft lips pressed against his. Sasuke smirked as he heard a small yelp of surprise coming from the blond and he pushed him onto the bed. They pulled away for a moment, Sasuke staring hungrily at Naruto before attacking his neck.
"Sa…Sasuke! We-we can't, not now! We have to read the file and get started." Naruto told him, biting back a moan.
"The file will be there in an hour. I told you I would have my fun and I intend to have it." He smirked as he began to slip off Naruto's uniform. Naruto's eyes jerked open and he pushed away, his face flushed and his breathing heavy.
"Sasuke! And you're supposed to be the responsible one!" Naruto whined, "We really need to read this. Maybe if we finish early, Tsunade-baa-chan will give us a few days off."
Sasuke sighed and gave in. Usually, he would be more insistent, but Naruto was right, they needed to get started. "Fine, you win this time, but you owe me tonight." He whispered right next to Naruto's ear, making the fox boy shiver.
"Have I ever let you down?" Sasuke smirked before moving off of his blond lover, taking the folder as he did so.
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"Okay, so, according to this, we're going to have to watch this kid, Harry Potter and his friends from Lord Moldymort." Naruto said. Sasuke arched a slim eyebrow before snatching the paper from the tan hands.
"Hey!"
"That's 'Voldemort', dobe." Sasuke muttered, tossing the page back. Naruto grinned and laughed as he took it back.
"I know, but I couldn't pronounce it." The raven-haired male rolled his eyes then took a look at the other papers.
"Here's a list of things we're going have to get, and a key to the bank around here called Gringotts. Also, to get to this 'Diagon Alley', we're going to ask Tom to open the gateway until we get our wands." He said.
This time it was Naruto's turn to raise an eyebrow. "Wands? As in, sticks, right? Why can't we just pluck one off of a tree, it will sure as hell be a lot cheaper, that's for sure."
"The crazy hag thought you would say that. Here, it says for you not to go tearing trees apart. Apparently, these sticks are special in whatever way." Naruto pouted and laid onto the bed on his stomach.
"She wasn't very thorough in her explanation. Most of it, she just told us to ask Dumbledore." He muttered putting his hands under his chin. Sasuke gulped as he tried to keep his eyes from straying to the blonde's butt.
"I don't see a problem with that."
"Well, for one thing, we have no idea what the guy looks like! She gave us an empty photo, remember?" Naruto said, reminding him of the completely blank photograph that had Dumbledore's name under it. Sasuke sighed and took a look at the picture again.
"Naruto! Get over here!" He said suddenly, causing the fox to jump up and crawl over. No doubt, the photograph that was completely empty, save for the curly gold letters on the bottom, wasn't empty anymore. Instead, a picture of an elderly man was in the middle of it. That wasn't what really surprised Sasuke though.
"Is that guy moving?" Naruto asked, watching in amazement as the man began to stroke his long, white beard. Eyes twinkling behind half-moon spectacles.
"Well, I guess that would explain why he wasn't there. At least now we know what he looks like." Sasuke said, recovering faster from the shock of seeing a moving picture. Really, the both of them have seen much stranger things. Naruto shrugged then looked at the clock. 6:25 AM.
"Wow, looks like we worked through the night! Even though we didn't have too much to work with, I guess it was more to think on than I thought." Naruto said, watching the sun begin to rise. Then he realized something and turned to Sasuke. The Uchiha seemed to have a dark cloud hanging over his head and Naruto laughed nervously. "Sasuke, I'm sorry! I know I didn't make it up to you last night like I promised I would. I'm sorry!"
The cloud seemed to lift slightly, but not enough to satisfy the blond. Just then, another realization came to him and he crawled over to Sasuke, sitting on his lap as he did so. "Ne, Sasuke, look at the train ticket! We leave in a week, and, from what the file told us, we don't have to do any real work until we get on the train! All we have to do until then is buy our stuff and find a way to get to the train station. Between two ninjas, not counting my doppelgangers, we can get this all done in less than half a day! That means an entire week to ourselves and I won't have any excuse not to make it up to you then!"
The cloud disappeared completely as Sasuke smirked and wrapped his arms around the blonde's waist. Naruto yelped as Sasuke fell back onto the bed, dragging him down with him. "I was wondering when you would realize that for yourself."
Naruto's eyes widened and he pouted. "You mean you were acting like you were depressed just to get my attention?" A nod. "You're such a conniving bastard!"
"You know you wouldn't have me any other way." Naruto smiled softly when Sasuke said that and he leveled his face with the Uchiha, kissing him softly on the lips.
"Yeah, I'll slaughter you if you ever change." He murmured before getting up, taking Sasuke with him. "Now we really have to get going. The sooner we start-"
"The sooner I get you back in bed." Sasuke cut him off with a smirk. Naruto's face flushed and he smacked his lover's shoulder.
"Sasuke!"
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Naruto was still flushed as they followed Tom behind the Leaky Cauldron. Tom was rather curious about why Naruto looked like he had a fever and his friend was there with a bit of a smile on his face, but he decided he didn't want to know.
"I'm a little disappointed. I was thinking Diagon Alley would be a bit bigger." Naruto said, looking around the small alley.
"Oh, this isn't Diagon Alley, this is just the entryway! Got to keep it hidden so those Muggles don't wander in." Tom told him with a light laugh.
"Muggles?" Sasuke asked. Tom turned to him with a skeptical look.
"You two mustn't be from around here. Well, muggles are what we call them non-magic folk. Honestly, it's hard to see how they survive without it! They have to travel on those trains or areoplanes. I heard they even have to clean up their houses by hand! I mean, I know managing a house-elf isn't for the middle-class, but I've never done a thing by hand my entire life! Don't get me started on the way they build their house in the first place! Every little thing, step by step!" After a bit, the two tuned out his ramblings. Sasuke only had one thought about the wizarding community, they were all lazy. Naruto thought it was pretty cool, even though he hardly understood a word Tom was saying.
After he stopped ranting, the three stopped at a dead end. Naruto would have commented on that, but when Tom tapped the wall and the bricks began to rearrange themselves, he was at a loss for words. Sasuke even looked a little startled, but he was better at masking it than Naruto was.
"All righty then! This is where I leave you. Have fun and try not to get squished." With those words of wisdom, he left the ninjas there gawking at the passage. When they recovered, Naruto grinned nervously.
"Well…shall we?"
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Neko-chan: OKAY! There you have it! Another horrible chapter!
Naruto: Oi, Neko-chan, didn't you have something you wanted to say to your readers?
NC: -tilts head- Hm? Uh...what?
Sasuke: About Harry and Draco.
NC: -Light bulb pops up- OH YEAH! Okay, here's something I'm going to try to do, but, first, I want to know if it's worth doing. I shall try to make a Harry/Draco pairing!
Harry & Draco: WHAT!
Ron: That's is completely wrong!
Hermoine: Wasn't Harry supposed to get together with Ginny?
NC: QUIET! Anyways, if it's on popular demand, I shall attempt to do the pairing, but if, and only if, at least five reviews ask for the pairing. Harry Potter and the gang won't come in yet, but they will be here eventually. I already have a diabolical way for them to arrive. MUWAHAHAHAHA!
Must I always leave you with evil laughter? Anyways, leave a review! Make me feel fuzzy inside!
Bazanee!