James: "Dada, say dada, Harry."

Remus: "Remus, say Remus."

Sirius: "Smeedlehorphin, say smeedle-"

James: "SIRIUS!"

Sirius: "What? It's a word!"

Remus: Raises eyebrows

Sirius: "Wha…? Don't you look at me like that wolf-boy!"

James: "Anyway, just stop making up words!"

Sirius: "I WASN'T! Smeedlehorphin is a word!"

Remus: "Suuuure!"

Sirius: "Hey I…shut-up!"

James: "Prove it!"

Sirius: "You can't exactly prove it, Prongs, he just kinda has to stop talking and -"

James: "No, I mean prove 'smeedle-de-doo' is a word!"

Remus: "Smeedlehorphin, James."

James: "HEY! Whose side are you on here, Wolf-boy?"

Remus: "Can people stop calling me 'wolf-boy'?!"

Sirius: "But that's what you are Remus. A wolf…who's a boy!"

Remus: "That's not the point!"

Sirius: "Oho! I think you'll find that it is the point!"

James: "I think you'll find this conversation HAS no point!"

Sirius: "You only say that because you wanted to say the word 'point'!"

James: "You got me!"

Sirius: "W00000T!"

Remus: Backs away, slowly

James: Also begins to 'w00000t'!

Harry: "W00000T!"

James: Jumps up and down like a madman on a bouncy stick "HIS FIRST WORD!"

Remus: "Uh, Prongs…"

Sirius: Continues insane w00000t-ing!

James: "Yeah wolf-boy?"

Remus: "I think you'll find that…Hey! STOP CALLING ME WOLF-BOY!"

James: "I'm sorry, what was that, Wolf-boy? I couldn't hear you. I was too busy thinking up nicknames to annoy you by!"

Remus: "Yeah? Well don't!"

James: Sticks out tongue

Remus: Pretends to cut off James' tongue

James: Clamps hand over mouth

Remus: Stops making scissor movements with hands

James: Wipes drool from stuck-out-tongue on Sirius

Sirius: Still continues relentless w00000t-ing

Remus: Pulls out a gun and shoots Sirius on the forehead

Sirius: Falls down dead, yet still continues to w00000t!

James: "What, in the name of the wee man, did you do that for?"

Remus: "HOW THE HELL CAN HE POSSIBLY STILL BE BLOODY W00000T-ING?"

James: "He's still alive! Oh it's a miracle!"

Remus: "No. It's Satan determined to make me crack before he takes me!"

James: "SATAN?! Where's me holy water?"

Remus: "I don't know, James. Did you try in your chapel that you have out back?"

James: "Chapel?"

Remus: "Yes, James. You know, place of prayer. Contains holy water!"

James: "Then what are we waiting for? Lets go find the chapel!"

AT THE CHAPEL

James: "This the place?"

Remus: "Yep."

James: "Right."

Crickets: "Chirp-chirp!"

Remus: Pulls out gun again and shoots at crickets

Crickets: "Ha-ha, missed us, Wolf-Boy!"

Remus: "I HATE CRICKETS!"

James: "Why did we even come here?"

Remus: "How should I know?!"

BACK AT HOUSE

James: "OH! I remember – HOLY WATER!"

AT THE CHAPEL (again)

James: "Uh…"

Remus: "You've forgotten again haven't you?"

James: "Would you hate me?"

Remus: "Yes."

James: "Then I didn't!"

Remus: "Hmmm."

BACK AT HOUSE

James: "HOLY WATER!"

Remus: "Here we go again…"

AT THE CHAPEL

James: "BUGGAR!"

Remus: "Ok, I have to do this!" Pulls out gun again and shoots James in the foot

James: "Uh…OW!"

Remus: "Oh sorry, I was going for your head!"

James: Points at foot "Does this look like my head to you?"

Remus: "Probably has a higher IQ!"

James: "So?"

Remus: "BANG!"

James: "AAARRRGGGHHH!!!"

Remus: "He-he!"

James: "HEY! Ok, give me that!"

Remus: "My gun!"

James: "My cause of death! Give it to me!"

Remus: "NO!"

James: "YES!"

Crickets: Pulls out mini 'cricket gun'!

James: "AAARRRGGGHHH! IT'S GOT A GUN!"

Remus: "It's also an insect!"

James: "WITH A GUN!"

Remus: "Good grief!"

Sirius: "Mmmm, beef!"

Remus: "?"

James: "RUUUUUUUN AWAAAAAAAY!!!"

Remus: "No, James, it's only a…KEEP RUNNING! DON'T COME BACK"

Sirius: "That's a bit harsh!"

Remus: "LOOK, SIRIUS! ARMED INSECTS!"

Sirius: "AAARRRGGGHHH!!! RUUUUUUN AWAAAAAY!!"

Remus: "Mwahahahahahahahaha!"

Crickets: "BANG!"

Remus: "AAARRRGGGHHH!!! RUUUUUUN AWAAAAAAAY!!"

Crickets: "Mehehehehehehehehehe!"