Author's Notes: Just to let you know, I do not own anything that appears in this chapter (characters, food, clothing…) I hope you enjoy this. I think I made it interesting, but you really need to read the 3rd chapter, if you already haven't, before you read this. None of this really happened.

Chapter Four: The Unusual Ending to an Unusual Story in an Unusual Land With Unusual Characters With Unusual Problems

Ed and Al quickly made their way down the path that led to a row of hedges. Ed, still unsure if they should have listened to that Chesire Cat or not, looked over to Al, wanting to know his thoughts on the situation. Al merely stared at the hedgerow.

"I don't care what you do, I'm going to make my way through this hedge and get the heck out of here," Ed said spreading the leaves apart. He stuck his head through and looked around. Al watched him, as Ed pulled back quickly, white-faced and panting. "Alphonse... There are five foot tall walking cards on the other side of this hedge."

"You mean there are cards that are taller than you?" Al replied. "What if they kill us?"

"If they don't kill you, then I will!" Ed yelled, chasing Al around with a bag full of rocks. They soon realized that they were being watched by a pack of cards.

"Oh? Um... hello?" Ed and Al said, unsure of what to do.

"Take them to the Queen!" one card yelled. Ed and Al were soon surrounded and capture, being taken away by a two and a three.

The brother's waited as they were taken in front of a rather large woman. "Who are you?" she bellowed.

"I'm Ed. And this is my brother, Alphonse," Ed replied.

"SILENCE!" the Queen bellowed again.

"But you..."

"You!" the Queen said, stepping down from her throne and walking over to Alphonse. "Do you play croquet?"

"Um..." Al started nervously. "No?"

"Excellent! Bring out the balls and things to hit the balls with!"

Ed watched as the Queen and Al went at the game, but Al wasn't doing so well. But of course, neither was the Queen. She did have her fellow subjects/cards help her out a few times, but Al did his part to keep up with her.

"So what are you dears doing here?" the Queen asked in her deep voice.

"We're just trying to find our way home," Ed said, turning to see Alphonse hit the ball a little too hard, knocking over a stack of cards.

"You're way?!!" the Queen bellowed angrily. "All ways are my ways!!"

"Okay? We're trying to find your way home?" Ed said.

"Are you mocking me?"

"No, never."

"Off with their heads!" the Queen yelled. Ed and Al looked at her, but surprisingly with no fear in their face. "Why aren't you afraid of my wrath?! After them!"

A swarm of cards came at Ed and Al faster than with a Vegas Blackjack dealer. They made quick action and used Alchemy to seal the cards in a dirt box. The Queen cried hysterically and ran of into the forest where she was devoured by a pack of rabid llamas.

Al tapped on the box where the cards were being kept. He could hear muffled mumblings and complaints from the occupants inside. He turned to see Edward sitting down at a table playing chess with the Trix Rabbit.

"Check," Ed said.

"Check," the Rabbit said a few moments later.

"Check."

"Check."

"Check."

"Cheater! That wasn't your King before! You transmuted those!" The Rabbit flipped the chessboard and ran off into the forest.

"Brother!" Al yelled as Edward was captured by Jaden Yuki. (Yu-Gi-Oh! GX) "Let my brother go!" Alphonse pulled out a card deck and a dueling disc.

"You think you can beat me?" Jaden laughed. "I like a good challenge! I'll summon Elemental Hero Avion. And set two face downs."

"I'll summon a face-down monster, and two face downs!" Al yelled, throwing three cards onto his duel disc.

Ed watched the duel with great disappointment. "My brother is a loser," he cried. "I'll never be able to go out in public again."

After several minutes of dueling, Jaden fell to the ground in defeat. Alphonse stood over him proudly.

"I can't believe I lost!" Jaden yelled. He burst into flame and melted away into nothingness.

"Brother, are you okay?" Al asked. Ed looked at his brother, with little life in his eyes. "NO! BROTHER! You can't die on me!"

"I'll never be able to face the Colonel again! Not with my brother being a nerd! There will be so many jokes!" Edward sobbed. Al punched him in the shoulder.

A white light appeared beside them, glowing intensely. Ed and Al stared at it with curiosity. The light took form and turned into a girl dressed in white.

"She's an angel!" Edward and Alphonse said in unison.

"No… I'm the Writer," the girl said. Ed and Al's jaws dropped.

"I thought the Writer was a seventy-three year old man who sat naked by his computer all day!" Ed yelled.

"Gross," the Writer said. "Anyway, Edward, I think you have done a fine job here so…"

"I wouldn't be here if it weren't for you! This is all your fault!" Ed yelled. Al scooted away from him, not wanting to get hit by any lightening bolts or cows.

"What do you want then, Edward?" the Writer asked.

"I want to beat you down and go home!" He ran at the Writer and punched at her angrily and with plenty of speed. She responded by dodging his attacks repeatedly. Ed clapped his hands together and turned his auto-mail into his blade arm. He slashed repeatedly at the Writer, but obtained no results. Then, the Writer shoved him back and held her hands up over her head. She used her telepathic powers to call upon her friends. Goku and Gohan came, then Sailor Moon appeared by her side, and then Excel Excel.

"Menchi Attack!" Excel yelled, throwing a cat-like dog at Ed. He was hit in the head and fell to the ground.

"Silver Moon Therapy Kiss!" Eternal Sailor Moon yelled, spinning around in a graceful manner and then throwing her attack. Ed easy dodged because of how long the pretty senshi took to do her attack.

Then the Writer, Goku, and Gohan stood in front of Ed.

"Spirit Bomb!" Goku and Gohan yelled.

"Yelling Really Loud!" the Writher yelled.

A wave of energy came flying at Ed, who quickly dodged somehow, and transmuted a giant cannon beneath the Writer and the others. They became swallowed into the back of the cannon. Ed lit the fuse and watched as the three were sent flying of into the air.

"Looks like were blasting off again!" the Writer cried, calling out before she disappeared into a star-like speck.

A portal opened up beside Al and Ed. They looked at it, not knowing what to think.

"I think it's the way home!" Ed said, knowing that it was, since he had just defeated the Writer. "Let's go!"

"Ed, wait! I don't know if…" But it was too late; Ed had already jumped through, so Al followed him.

Ed and Al looked around. They had ended up inside of a strange castle. It was quiet. Ed and Al began to walk around. They soon met a boy with messy black hair who had an unusual scar on his forehead.

"Are you two new here?" the boy asked. "I'm Harry Potter."

And thus begins a new tale, of which another Writer may tell you about. But for now, this Writer says good-bye to Edward and Alphonse Elric, wishing them a safe and eventful journey in another world.