Mom enjoyed the cigarette that was dangling out of her mouth. She had just finished her favorite beverage, a can of cream soda. She dropped the aluminum can on the marble floor and automatically a small janitorial drone entered the room and swept it up.
"You evil harlot, you know that can could be recycled into another can or even a dooms day weapon!" The Professor snorted.
"Oh Hubey, don't think I don't have a heart for the environment. That cyborg was made by old Coke cans, blue whale skin and it was assembled in a sweat shop in India. I am not a monster." Mom replied.
"Oh what a good sumariton you are! Did you ever think about the little guy and his business?" Farnsworth demanded. "This is why Communisim would have worked, damn it!"
A thunderous crash filled the room as the fuselage of the Planet Express ship slammed into the top floor that was devoted to serving as Mom's personal office. When the smoke and dust settled from the smashed concrete wall, the ramp of the planet express ship lowered.
"I thought I had that stupid Cyclops fired!" Mom screamed.
"You don't need to lack depth perception to fly poorly, just a little alcohol and some prescription pills that tell you not to operate heavy machinery!" Fry answered.
Bender followed behind Fry, for dramtics and just in case he needed a human shield had their been armed guards. "Wow this place had class" Bender admired the marble room encrusted with gold and other precious metals.
"You idiots! Boys, Mommy has a chore for you!" Mom began to call into an intercom.
"Forget about it you old hag. Uncle Bender gave them a spanking and sent them to time out." Bender replied. "Hey look, Pinochio!"
Everyone turned away from Bender who put a few golden ashtrays into his chest." My mistake, it was George W. Bush's head."
The support beams holding the building began to creak and moan. The sound of metal bending filled the room. A large chunk of the ceiling crushed Mom's desk, soon the entire building began to tremble.
Fry began to untie the Professor. "Fry you idiot, get out of here, cant you see I'm dying here!" The senile Professor screamed.
Fry tossed the Professor over his sore shoulder like a bag of potatos and began to make a run for the ship. He stopped at the ramp and spun around, the Professor's head slammed against the metal ramp.
"Come on Bender! Lets get the Hell out of here!" Fry called.
"You wouldn't leave me. I may be evil but you'll go to jail for murder!" Mom screamed.
"Good point." Bender grabbed Mom by her head with one hand and dragged her toward the Planet Express ship.
"You cant treat me like this I'm rich!" Mom screamed.
"Oh sorry, let me up grade you to first class!" Bender began to drag her by her hair. "Please stand by for turbulence." He began to pick her up and slam her into the marble floor repeatedly.
Fry guided the ship out of the collapsing building. Mom watched from a porthole on the side of the ship as her entire empire came crashing down literally. Leela had made it a few blocks and stopped dead in her tracks watching the building tumble down into the streets below.
"Oh no! No this cant be happening." She fell to her knees.
She felt a hand grab her shoulder and flinched back startled.
"Its ok Leela. Its me." Hermes comforted her.
"Oh Hermes what the hell is going on? Was Fry, Bender and Professor Farnsworth in that building?" Leela cried, hugging the short pudgey man.
"I'm afraid so, or I got all of these licenses for no damn reason." He said.
Luckily Mom Corp only had 4 human employees Mom and her 3 sons. The rest were all robots and sensed the impending danger and had evacuated the building. Leela ran through the crowd of emotionless robots and began to dig in the rubble. Hermes caught up with her and pulled her back.
"Forget it Leela, it would take years to dig through all dat rock. They're gone." Hermes tried to reason with her.
Leela shoved the green suited man away and continued digging and tossing small pieces or rubble aside. Maybe they were ok, maybe they got into the PE ship and it protected them. Oh please, please she thought.
The citizens of New New York gathered around the rubble. Even after 1000 years they still remembered the horrors of the attacks in the 21st century. Mom Corp wasn't a really loved by the people who really new it inside and out. Some came to the aide of the Cyclops and helped her dig, others stood there wondering why, Mom was bad news and deserved it. She used capitalism to dictate the lives of billions right under their noses.
Hermes once again approached Leela, and placed his hand gently on her shoulder. "Leela, please. The city will send help, there is no sense in this, you must move on. Besides, your not even a part of Planet Express anymore, why bother?"
She threw a piece of rubble to the ground and got up and shoved Hermes. "I'll tell you why! Those are our friends Hermes, sure we work together and hate each other but its all we really have!" She fell to her knees and began to cry.
Some of the strangers that were digging stopped and looked at her, the men removed their hats and the others bowed their head in prayer. The sound of a hydraulics broke the silence. Everyone turned around and saw the familiar mint green ship.
Leela turned around and saw the ship had landed about half of a block away. She dried her eye on her black jacket and ran through the crowd toward her former ship. She could already hear the ramp being lowered. She stopped at watch it slowly descend until it hit the asphalt with a loud clank. Soon the passengers emerged, Bender drug Mom by her hair again and she bounced off of every step.
"Thank you for flying Air Bender, we're you can bite my shiny metal ass." He said, tossing Mom onto the street like a rag doll.
Mom got up and dusted herself off. "My dear angels, these men tried to attack dear old Mom, kill them!" She ordered the crowd of robots.
The large group of Robots were programmed to obey Mom's every command, she was their supreme ruler. They turned toward the group and their eyes began to turn a horrible red color.
"Sure we attacked a vile monster. Sure we destroyed her symbol up front of millions. I ask you my fellow robots, computers and last but certainly not least, digital watches, do we dare listen to the dictator anymore?" Bender began to speak, perched on top of a mail box.
The Robots halted to intake the new information the odd Bending bot had put out. Their robotic brains calculated within seconds and their eyes dimmed back to their natural colors.
" I COMMAND YOU TO DESTORY THEM ALL!" Mom screamed.
All of her creations ignored her and turned to Bender, he was their new guide now. "I say she can bite our shiny metal asses, now lets go get drunk! Anarachy!" Bender yelled.
The robots began to go crazy and run around smashing the windows of stores and setting fire to everything in site. All of the humans grabbed one another in fear, as their new supreme ruler stood atop the mail box, and put on a Napoleonic era hat he had kept in his chest cavity. He served the conquered city of New New York. Fry and Leela held each other and watched in horror as Bender stood like a General surveying a battlefield. They shared one final kiss until their fate finally met up with them.
"And that's the story of how I, Bender Bending Rodriguez killed all humans." Bender said closing a leather bound book.
The Bending bot looked over the small children sleeping peacefully in their cots. He saw that little Sally hadn't covered up all the way and draped the blanket over the 3 eared child. He placed the book into his chest cavity and slowly walked out of the Orphanarium, careful not to wake any of the sleeping children.
"Daddy Bender?" Little Sally had followed him outside into the cold night.
"What do you want mini meat ball?" Bender pretended to be tough toward the little child.
"Will you read us a bedtime story next week too?" She asked.
The Bending bot walked toward the little girl and picked her up with his powerful arms. "Sure thing little lady, now get inside before you catch a cold!" Bender set her back down and watched as she ran back inside the un kept Orphanarium. He began to walk back toward his own home, but stopped and took one final look at the Orphanarium. He sighed and continued on his walk.
He made his way back to the apartment that him and Fry shared. Fry was sitting on the couch and turned volume TV down when Bender walked in.
"Where have you been Bender?" He asked.
"Oh, at the bar. Talking about politics, history and killing all humans, you know the usual." He said pouring himself a drink.
Fry turned back up the volume on the TV and was soon engrossed in whatever he was watching. Bender made sure he wasn't looking and winked to nobody in particular.
Later that night when they both retired for the night, He turned on the light in his small closet space and opened his chest plate admiring the picture of the robot that was smoking a candy cane playing with smiling children.
"Daddy loves all of you." Bender sighed closing the chest plate and falling back asleep.
The End