Mew-chan: Hello, there and welcome to WAYBR Chapter two. I thank you all for your reviews, and for those of you who didn't review, but still read it, I also thank you anyway. I guarantee randomness and treachery in this chapter:Evil Cackle: Okay, maybe not the last one...

Disclaimer:

I, Mew-chan, do not own Fruits Basket… (Sadly that includes Shigure) …also I do not own IHOP, Etch-a-Sketch, or VISA.

Now, the moment you've all been waiting for…

Why are you Nailing bread to the Roof?

Chapter Two

Akito lay unconscious in a hospital bead. She apparently had gone into a coma from watching bad soaps.

"Ding, dong, the witch is dead!' sang Hiro.

"She's just in a coma." replied Hatori, secretly thinking about how sloppy of a job he had done nailing the bread to the roof.

"Well 'ding, dong, the witch has gone into a coma from watching bad TV shows' doesn't fit the tune very well, does it?"

Suddenly, the manipulative head of the Sohma family sat up in bed, eyes still closed, and yelled "SPIT!"

And that is what she did, right on Hatori's nice, new suit.

She had been doing thins every ten minutes for the past hour or so.

"I'm beginning to think she may be doing this on purpose…" said Hatori, busily cleaning up the saliva on his jacket.

Hiro looked at the heart rate monitor. It was just a thin line running across the screen.

"Hey, Hatori-san? Doesn't that line mean she's dead?" he asked, pointing at the screen.

Hatori gasped, "I hoped you wouldn't notice that. I had to use an Etch-a-Sketch… I'm just the family's doctor, and Akito is sooo cheap that I can't afford to but good equipment and still buy my fancy suits and my cool car."

"Hm, good point."

-Meanwhile, at IHOP Somewhere-

Ritsu ran into the building with a skimask on his face and a ballpoint pen in hand.

"Gimmie all your pancakes!" he yelled, pointing the pen at the register- backwards.

"Will you be paying in cash, or will you be using a credit card?" asked the teen at the counter.

The monkey thought for a moment, and then said, "Do you take Visa?

Isn't he a fantastic robber?

-Meanwhile at the Main House-

Kureno was going crazy. He ran in many circles, singing I Like to Move it Move it.

"I like to move it mo-" a fly collided with the rooster's forehead. He stopped, "Who hit me? Dang bugs… where was I? Oh, yeah…" He continued running and singing.

-Meanwhile, in a Forest Somewhere-

Kagura stood in front of a tree, talking to it.

"Bill, there's something I have to tell you. Ever since I first saw you, I knew… I'm madly in love with you! Do you feel the same about me?"

She waited for a response.

"ANSWER ME!" She yelled. All she could hear was the echo of her voice.

Me, me, me…

"Don't MOCK me!"

Me, me, me…

She burst into tears and ran home.

(Mew-chan: Too weird… I just creeped myself out, sorry if I creeped you out, also.)

-Meanwhile at Shigure's House-

Ayame came in through the sliding paper door. "Gure-san, may I speak with you?" he asked his childhood friend.

"Of corse, but you might want to hurry, Mii-chan I coming soon."

"Good." Ayame sat down, "I have always been afraid of snakes. For as looong as I can remember."

"Really?"

"Really."

"Snakes?"

"SNAKES? WHERE!" Yelled the snake, getting up, and running out the door, screaming "Don't let it get me!"

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Mew-chan: Well, that's all I feel like writing tonight. Thank you for reading, and please take the time to hit that lovely 'submit review' button nearby. The next chapter I will write when I can get 5 reviews for this one, so please, If you want to see another chapter, just review. I hope you enjoyed this chapter…

Over and out!