Why are you Nailing Bread to the Roof?

Final Chapter

Mew: Hi, people. Mew-chan here, I know it's been forever since I updated this, I ran out of ideas. Well, anyway, I'm going to try to answer those unasked questions about what's going on in the story. (I have a lot, too, don't worry about it) This is the final chapter, I'm getting tired of writing this because I wanna focus more on my Harvest Moon stories, but I may someday write a sequel to this, if people really like this. Well, I guess I'll go on with the story, because you prolly didn't come to read a really long apology note… I'll continue it at the bottom, okay?

Disclaimer: Mew doesn't own IHOP, Fruits Basket, Moogles from Final Fantasy and such, PS2, Hannah Montana

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Where did I leave off? The narrator wondered. She looked through all her papers from last time, and finally found it, Ah, yes, there…

Yuki, Tohru and Kyo were running through the beginning drizzle of gravy. They had brought umbrellas, but the gravy was more like hail than rain, and it broke holes in the umbrellas. All but Tohru's. Her's was steel-enforced! Anywho, Hatori was still nailing bread to the roof, it was about the third coat, but no one had expected the gravy to be as thick and heavy as it was, and the roof would soon look like Swiss Cheese, no matter how much bread was there.

"Hatori, you're going to get hurt up there!" Tohru yelled.

"Yeaw, Huturi!" Kyo tried to yell, but had been previously been trying to catch some gravy on his tongue resulting in bruising and future medical attention.

"No! I have to finish nailing this bread to the roof!" a big glob of gravy hit him on the head and sent him flying trough the hole the TV came from in Chapter One, and landing on a pile of Moogles.

"Kupo!" one Moogle yelled, and send a powerful fira attack at the hammer in Hatori's hand. Nothing happened, for the hammer was fireproof, so they all went to throw popcorn in a Hannah Montana concert.

Yuki blinked as five pounds of gravy fell on his new shirt. "Lyke, Ohemgee! I just, lyke, bought that!" he screamed and ran to the nearest mall to buy a new shirt.

"Should we wait?" asked Tohru.

Kyo shook his head.

"Okies!" she said, and skipped off, tripping over a bucket lying on the ground.

Kagura's head popped out the window of a nearby building, "Kyo, what happened?"

"Tohru kicked the bucket."

"Call the hospital!"

"No, not that kind of 'kicking buckets', she tripped over your darn bucket and is now on the ground."

"Oh." Said Kagura.

"Mmmmffffrrmm!" Tohru said, which in English is more like, "We must hurry and tell Kagura about the tuna so that she and her loud mouth can tell everyone else in the main house!" So much a 'm' can say, huh?

Anyway, what was I talking about? I got up to get a cola and lost my train of thought… Oh, yeah, there we were!

Meanwhile at Some Store in a Mall Somewhere:

"What do you mean this doesn't come in my size?" Yuki asked a very bored looking employee at the store.

"I bet you can answer that question yourself." She said, filing her nails boredly.

Suddenly there was a loud crackle noise, like a cat playing with aluminum foil on top of bubble wrap, and there, in all its evil, was a cat playing with aluminum foil on top of bubble wrap with string in its mouth! The cat looked up, with the string hanging out of its mouth, and hissed, then ran away, taking it bubble wrap and aluminum foil and string with it.

Gosh I hate it when that happens!

Meanwhile at Shigure's House

Shigure was writing about his one true love, silly putty. So soft… so easy to move, so sticky, so stuck in the ceiling fan, he couldn't get enough of it!

Mitsuru stormed in through the door, "You never make your deadlines and always slouch around playing with play dough-"

"Silly putty!"

"I don't care what it is! I'm leaving you!" she threw down a big book on the desk, making it crack in half, "I am not your editor anymore!" She stormed out of the house, got into her car, and drove away.

At first Shigure thought about running after her and calling her back, but then he decided "Hey, she's just my editor, who wouldn't want to be the editor of a shmexy man like me? Her loss, not mine," and went back to writing about his soft, not-so-tasty, love. Silly putty.

Back at the Main House

Kureno was playing chess with the computer when the rain started. He had never in his life played chess before, and the computer was kicking his butt. Then, a glob of gravy hit the window, leaving a crack. "Aw, not this again!" he yelled, running to get the fire extinguisher.

"Kureno, where's my coffee?" Akito yelled from the other room, she had magically come out of a coma in the previous chapter out of the narration. She's sneaky like that.

"No coffee now! Someone playing pong outside!" Kureno yelled in monotone and sprayed the outside with the white snowy stuff that came out of the fire extinguisher. To his surprise, the gravy kept coming.

Suddenly, a tuna fish of unusual size floated by, and kicked Kureno in the shin. How a fish kicks is beyond me, so don't ask.

"Yowch!" Kureno yelled, clutching his burning shin.

Kyo and Tohru came running around the corner, "GET THAT TUNA!"

Kureno screamed and jumped out of the way.

The tuna was now caught in a corner. Kyo was just about to jump on it when a net popped out of nowhere and pulled the tuna out. Kyo growled and looked up to see who took his tuna, only to find a guy in tights wearing a mask and costume similar to Superman, only with a big "T" on it. "Who are you?" Kyo yelled.

"I am from the Super Organization of Unwanted People (SOUP) fighting for all those unwanted people out there, and this tuna is very much unwanted, so I have to take it to find a new, better home." Suddenly, he pulled out a PS2 and smacked Kyo over the head with it, "YOU CAN'T COME!" and then they were gone.

"Wow," said Tohru, "So the tuna's gone."

Kyo nodded solemnly.

"So, where's the plot now?"

"I guess it's gone…"

"Will the rain ever stop?"

"It'll rain 'till the end."

The End

Mew-chan: I'm very sorry to have to end this story. This was the final chapter. I'd like the thank all of my friends who looked over my shoulder while I was writing this and made corrections, and the people who just read it. I also want to thank my reviewers for reviewing, without you guys, there wouldn't be a story. I have more stories then just this one, though, so if you like Kingdom Hearts or Harvest Moon, I've got a few of those. Dun worry, I'll write more random stories. Please review…. Farewell and thanks…

-M e w c h a n